NFL 2013: WEEK 2

[Josh Mann]

This is why 99% of the time, fans are terrible General Managers.

[RIPPA]

Oh and Darrelle Revis apparently hates Greg Schiano too

[Josh Mann]

I think the over/under on a full-blown mutiny is Week 5.

And it's not just the stupid penalties. If you have to call timeout because a certain group of players don't know if they're supposed to be on the field or not, that's bad coaching because that's something that should be figured out in camp. There are things that coaches get blamed for and shouldn't but organization is not one of them.

[Jrag]

Jay Cutler is so clutch.  We made some horrible mistakes, but JAY CUTLER IS SO CLUTCH!

[Mr. Monday Morning]

As someone who has an amount riding on an 0-16 season I sincerely wish nothing but ill will upon the Jags. And I have a terrible feeling if they sign Tebow they'll somehow beat Buffalo. Or maybe Cleveland.

[Dolfan in NYC]

As someone who has an amount riding on an 0-16 season I sincerely wish nothing but ill will upon the Jags. And I have a terrible feeling if they sign Tebow they'll somehow beat Buffalo. Or maybe Cleveland.

With MJD out, as of now, those are both double digit losses. 

[Josh Mann]

As someone who has an amount riding on an 0-16 season I sincerely wish nothing but ill will upon the Jags. And I have a terrible feeling if they sign Tebow they'll somehow beat Buffalo. Or maybe Cleveland.

With MJD out, as of now, those are both double digit losses.

#clownshoesforclowney

[Fat Spanish Waiter]

Jay Cutler is so clutch. We made some horrible mistakes, but JAY CUTLER IS SO CLUTCH!

Clutch, to me, means recovering from a bad play and leading your team to victory in a championship game? Has Jay Cutler ever done that?

[Craig H]

 

Jay Cutler is so clutch. We made some horrible mistakes, but JAY CUTLER IS SO CLUTCH!

Clutch, to me, means recovering from a bad play and leading your team to victory in a championship game? Has Jay Cutler ever done that?

 

 

FLAG ON THE FIELD

 

Illegal use of a troll post when your own QB eats shit.

 

5 "Likes" penalty, repeat the down.

[muhammedboehm]

Knowing JAx, they'll probably use #1 on some lineman no one has heard of, but grades out to be the best prospect since (fill in the blank). . .

Like Jake Mathews?

[supremebve]

 

 

As someone who has an amount riding on an 0-16 season I sincerely wish nothing but ill will upon the Jags. And I have a terrible feeling if they sign Tebow they'll somehow beat Buffalo. Or maybe Cleveland.

With MJD out, as of now, those are both double digit losses.

#clownshoesforclowney

 

I really hope the Browns end up the worst team in the league so we can hopefully get a legitimate quarterback.  Seriously, the team has talent, but you can't win when you don't at least have a professional* quarterback.  The Browns haven't had a legitimate professional quarterback since Vinny Testaverde.  If they had any offense whatsoever they would probably be 2-0, but fucking Brandon Weeden can't lead the team to the end zone.  I swear I'm doomed to rooting for a team that will never bring me any joy.  I really don't know why i keep putting myself through this shit.

 

*professional=average

[Hail Sabin]

I think next week in the survival pool every person left in it might take SEA to beat Jacksonville.  

 

If the Jags sign Tebow before the Bills game later this year they will sell that game out since it's Manuel (FSU) vs. Tebow (Florida).

[piranesi]

Vs.?  Is Manuel going to be handing out water cups to football players too?

[Newb82]

If the Jags signed Tebow before the Bills game, I would literally jump for joy.

 

Remember, two years ago, the one game the Bills won after their 5-2 start was against Tebow. In a blowout. On Christmas Eve.

[Assassin]

 

 

 

As someone who has an amount riding on an 0-16 season I sincerely wish nothing but ill will upon the Jags. And I have a terrible feeling if they sign Tebow they'll somehow beat Buffalo. Or maybe Cleveland.

With MJD out, as of now, those are both double digit losses.

#clownshoesforclowney

 

I really hope the Browns end up the worst team in the league so we can hopefully get a legitimate quarterback.  Seriously, the team has talent, but you can't win when you don't at least have a professional* quarterback.  The Browns haven't had a legitimate professional quarterback since Vinny Testaverde.  If they had any offense whatsoever they would probably be 2-0, but fucking Brandon Weeden can't lead the team to the end zone.  I swear I'm doomed to rooting for a team that will never bring me any joy.  I really don't know why i keep putting myself through this shit.

 

*professional=average

 

So you're saying you weren't a fan of the brief Spergon Wynn era?

[DouglasC]

Speaking of the Jags - a group of their fans are planning on holding a rally demanding the team sign Tim Tebow

 

The rally will be - I swear I am not making this up - 3 hours and 16 minutes long

 

 

https://vine.co/v/hn03HnBEdXh

 

They had closer to 3 than 16 people there.

[muhammedboehm]

Question: If your the Jags and you don't want Tebow why don't you float a story that he's already been offered a contract and turned them down?

[Bear Wyatt]

I can't wait until Greg Schiano is fired and the Bucs get a real head coach.  Oh wait, our owners are too busy counting their Manchester United money to give a damn.  

[Kuetsar]

Thing is we all know why JAX doesn't/shouldn't want Timmay, but since the season is already circling the drain, why not sign him anyway, and then count the money rushing in from the mass selling of his jersey? On the one hand, insane christian fans, on the other, money, sweet, Sweet, SWEET, money. . .

[jaedmc]

I'm with you. Just like my momma always said, "If you're gonna suck, make a buck."

[Tabe]

I'm with you. Just like my momma always said, "If you're gonna suck, make a buck."

Man, that's a questionable quote to attribute to your mom.  Just sayin'. 

[odessasteps]

Hypothetical:

If the Washington football team had a home MNF game tonight, would it have been postponed, as the Nats game was?

I say no.

If they didnt postpone the Chiefs game the day after a player killed himself at a team facility and his girlfriend, they wouldnt postpone a MNF for a mass shooting.

[glfpunk]

If a team takes Clowney first overall they deserve to be a team that consistently has the first overall pick. 

[Lamp, broken circa 1988]

first time posting in a sports thread oh no i'm so scared aaaaaaaThe reason that Jacksonville doesn't sign Tebow is that if they sign him, he could win games. If he wins games, they lose their draft placement next year, AND get stuck with Tebow. The first pick they are on course to have right now is way more valuable than the potential jersey sales. Now if they go out next year and draft Bridgewater, only for him to get taken underground by some Old God's cult to be turned into a vessel for His dark message (or something season-ending like that) then yeah, maybe hire Tebow. Not this year.

[Burgundy LaRue]

I'm with you. Just like my momma always said, "If you're gonna suck, make a buck."

 

What were you doing to make Momma Jae figure this was the best thing to say to you?