NFL 2013: WEEK 2

[Burgundy LaRue]

Why is baby Bing Crosby abusing baby Michael Dukakis?

 

Man, "OldGuy Babies!" is a weird cartoon.

 

Mikey D totally botched the acapella version of "I Surrender Dear."  He's lucky Baby Bing didn't break out his trusty sack of sweet Valencia oranges.

[bink_winkleman]

I cannot fucking take this for another 14 games. It is not a good sign when the Saints' offence is being outperformed by the D. Have to give at least some credit to Tampa but a lot of the issues were there last week as well.

 

I'm optimistically chalking it up to us playing two division opponents.  And today with the delay and the shitty field and the wind and such.  Also to Mark Ingram being FUCKING GODDAMN GARBAGE WHY THE FUCK DID THEY HAND IT OFF TO HIM TWICE ON THAT FUCKING DRIVE WHEN PT OR SPROLES WOULD HAVE RUN IT RIGHT THE FUCK IN!?!?  Between my Ags losing and this son of a bitch damn near giving me a heart attack today, I'm ready to light Nick Saban on fire.  

[jaedmc]

So would Cleveland or Jax bite on a Josh Freeman trade right now?

 

I would think they could get him for cheap.

[muhammedboehm]

 

Thankfully that will most likely be the last Manning Bowl

 

 

 

 

 

Whats missing from the cartoon is Two rings on Eli's hand. Cause I firmly believe if you asked Eli which would he prefer...two super bowl wins or a win over Payton he wouldn't even think before saying super bowl.

[Burgundy LaRue]

Way to ruin the vibe, buddy.  It was all jokes and smiles at dear Rippa's expense, then you had to get serious on us. Like we don't know that Eli has two SB rings.  Thank you for the breaking news, please bring us more at 11.

[muhammedboehm]

Way to ruin the vibe, buddy.  It was all jokes and smiles at dear Rippa's expense, then you had to get serious on us. Like we don't know that Eli has two SB rings.  Thank you for the breaking news, please bring us more at 11.

 

It rains in Seattle...thats my news at 11.

[hammerva]

Yeah because that is what the NFL needs right now, a Jim Cantaore update on the weather.  I hope he isn't in Seattle because then we will get a flash food or tornado

[glfpunk]

^{I said it last week, the Eagles Offense would be awesome with a young, mobile QB that has good decision making capibilities, consistant recievers,  and a well-conditioned line.}

 

^{Too bad they have none of these}

 

 

^{Um, I'm not sure what games you've been watching from the Eagles the last two weeks but there is nothing wrong with their offense.  You might want to point some fingers at their defense though.} 

[Josh Mann]

Yeah because that is what the NFL needs right now, a Jim Cantaore update on the weather. I hope he isn't in Seattle because then we will get a flash food or tornado

My wife and I simultaneously OH NO'D at the mention of Jim Cantore.

[odessasteps]

AMC must have loved this delay coming right when breaking bad sttarted

[Josh Mann]

Once more, with feeling: Apparently, God also hates both Jim Harbaugh AND Pete Carroll.

Of course, Harbaugh probably spent the last hour yelling at the sky like Lieutenant Dan.

[elizium]

What's up with all these weather delays? It's fucking football! Get out there and play.

[elizium]

That beard was not a good choice, Colin. You're a handsome man, it doesn't fit your face.

 

(Yes, that is my football analysis of this game)

[Joe Lucia]

Lightning.

[elizium]

Bah...lightning. Pitiful excuse.

[elizium]

Are they just calling every play action play a "Read Option" now? Seems like every game I've watched this year has been the case. I know it's the trendy offense of the moment, but it's gotten kinda ridiculous.

[Death From Above]

Watching people on twitter not understand lightning is dangerous is everything the internet experience is about.

[elizium]

The thing that gets me is, that it's apparently too dangerous for the players to be on the field, but they keep the fans in the stands. Being a dick aside, I'm actually fine with the delay, but it seems to me that the chances of a lightning strike in the stands in nearly as much as a lightning strike on the field.

[Death From Above]

In Edmonton I can only recall one major lightning delay in 5 years and they did ask the fans to clear into the concourse or at least into the lower bowl seats that are under the second deck overhang. Obviously that was a fun day of crossing public showers, moshing, and football into an entirely new social experience.

 

I do think it's kind of silly to run the players off and not bother with that step, agreed. I understand when you're talking an NFL stadium with 60-80K this isn't exactly a comfortable (or even practical) request in some cases, but still.

[Death From Above]

OMG SOMEONE SPUN THE BALL

 

HERP A DERP

 

Still waiting for the pointing penalty. It's gonna be awesome.

[elizium]

Quickly lost interest in this game, it's not even entertaining on a defensive struggle level. Was not home to see the pre-delay play, so I'm just going to assume these teams are discombobulated from the break.

[muhammedboehm]

OMG SOMEONE SPUN THE BALL

 

HERP A DERP

 

Still waiting for the pointing penalty. It's gonna be awesome.

 

I want one for the defensive player tackling a guy getting up and dancing like he just stopped the guy on 4th and 1...even thou the guy just gained 20+ yards.

[Death From Above]

I want penalties for coaches walking onto the field and throwing a tantrum like a 3-year old, but that seems to be beyond football's ken to enforce. At least the players are, you know, involved. Not that I'm necessarily standing up for the above scenario.

[Burgundy LaRue]

That beard was not a good choice, Colin. You're a handsome man, it doesn't fit your face.

 

(Yes, that is my football analysis of this game)

 

TAKE IT BACK, YOU. . .YOU. . .YOU NON-LOVER OF BEARDS!

[elizium]

I ain't got nothing against beards. Don't have one myself, but have a nice tight goatee. His face is just not meant for one.