NFL 2013: WEEK 2

[Josh Mann]

The Bucs spent nine figures on their defense and yet Jimmy Graham is wide open every three plays.

[muhammedboehm]

The Bucs spent nine figures on their defense and yet Jimmy Graham is wide open every three plays.

Which nine lego figures did they sell?

[RIPPA]

Sigh...

[jaedmc]

Man that Jacksonville must be a lot of fun to watch.

 

On acid.

[odessasteps]

Oh no. My short attention span is now divided between football and lucha show on terra.

[RIPPA]

Oh thank you amazingly sketchy flag

[RIPPA]

I am not complaining at all but the Giants are getting hooked with all these flags

[RIPPA]

Oh I am little rusty with this but...

 

BRANDON MOTHERFUCKING JACOBS!!!!

[Josh Mann]

John Lynch said what I was thinking at the same time. For having a coach that supposedly preaches discipline, the Bucs are REALLY fucking undisciplined.

[Death From Above]

"The coach preaches discipline" is one of the lamest fake talking points ever in football. Every coach does that.

 

Well except maybe that guy in Detroit.

[Josh Mann]

It's one of those things you file under "....and bullshit walks". But Tampa has had a litany of personal fouls and blown coverages in a half. And this is the wrong team to give free yards to.

[Newb82]

From Deadspin:

 

Orlando CBS Affiliate Apologizes to Viewers for Having to Carry Jacksonville Game

[RIPPA]

Might want to start covering Eric Decker boys

[Newb82]

"The coach preaches discipline" is one of the lamest fake talking points ever in football. Every coach does that.

 

Well except maybe that guy in Detroit.

 

...and Mike Martz.

[RIPPA]

Only the Giants could lose to the fucking Denver running game

[The Erotic Terrorist]

I don't think the Jaguars even have a primary fan-base at this point.

 

That sounds about right. When you need to show NFL Red Zone on your stadium's big screen to get people to attend your home games, there's a problem.

 

Lightning delay in Tampa. I made this joke once already but it bears repeating: Even God thinks Greg Schiano is an asshole.

 

John Lynch said what I was thinking at the same time. For having a coach that supposedly preaches discipline, the Bucs are REALLY fucking undisciplined.

 

Yes to both points. What an era this has been so far. At least the Saints are only up by 3.

[Charlie M.]

lol

[jaedmc]

How about that Hacky Sack interception!

[RIPPA]

When things go bad they go bad in a hurry

[Mr. Monday Morning]

I have.....78p to the first man to kidnap Mark Ingram and just leave him in a cellar somewhere until the season is over

[Death From Above]

This is the part where I guess we're supposed to pretend that the play isn't dead the moment the ball crossed the goal line under control because a referee fucked up with Megatron that one time, so we had to invent a way to cover his ass.

 

What no review? Shit some actual common sense. I'm stunned.

[Josh Mann]

Kick their ass, SeaBass!! #ff

[Charlie M.]

Coughlin Face

[RIPPA]

Well that was just pathetic

[Burgundy LaRue]

Andrew Luck is dogshit, I hope his idiot city burns to the ground.

 

You tub of lard, Iberian Peninsula dwelling, spitting in people's food piss ant.  You cheer for a team that was so inept that Barry Sanders retired five years early just to get away from the vortex of suck surrounding him.

 

When I look at Matthew Stafford, I know how you look--he's your twin with enough cottage cheese around his gut to make cannoli for Marlon Brando's ghost.

 

Do this for me and I'll love you forever. . .