Newb82 Posted August 27, 2013 Posted August 27, 2013 OHBOYOHBOYOHBOYOHBOYOHBOYOHBOYOHBOY Deadspins takes on the AFC East, starting with the Dolphins, tomorrow. 1
GojiColin Posted August 27, 2013 Posted August 27, 2013 THE SEASON ENDING SURGERY OF THE DAY ™ BROUGHT TO YOU BY RENT-A-CENTER ® GOES TO.... Potential Packers Starting RB Dejuan Harris after getting a second opinion on his knee.
Death From Above Posted August 27, 2013 Posted August 27, 2013 We are now approaching the time of year when between the meat of the CFL season, and the start of college and NFL, I may actually require medical attention in the next few weeks. So many games so little time.
Newb82 Posted August 27, 2013 Posted August 27, 2013 THE SEASON ENDING SURGERY OF THE DAY ™ BROUGHT TO YOU BY RENT-A-CENTER ® GOES TO.... Potential Packers Starting RB Dejuan Harris after getting a second opinion on his knee.GIMMICK!INFRINGEMENT! 1
Burgundy LaRue Posted August 27, 2013 Posted August 27, 2013 Yeah, that's an unspoken rule around here. No gimmick jacking.
jaedmc Posted August 27, 2013 Posted August 27, 2013 Yeah, gimmick jacking makes me upset. And when I get upset.... 1
Burgundy LaRue Posted August 27, 2013 Posted August 27, 2013 The power of two stars has gone to someone's head. Swagger jacker.
dogwelder Posted August 28, 2013 Posted August 28, 2013 So according to a teaser Rolling Stone put up on their web site of their article about Aaron Hernandez, they state that Hernandez was a heavy user of angel dust, and had become so paranoid over the last year that he carried a gun wherever he went. If it's true, wonder how he was able to pass drug testing...
hammerva Posted August 28, 2013 Posted August 28, 2013 Speaking of Hernandez, apparently the NFL Player Union is trying to get the Pats to pay up about $80K owed to him in contract. Yeah you would think they wouldn't want to get in that game but I guess it isn't surprise. The RG3 documentary on ESPN was pretty good. Have to admire the guys determination working out in Las Vegas during his wedding while everyone else is partying up a storm.
Burgundy LaRue Posted August 28, 2013 Posted August 28, 2013 Well, getting Hernandez the money he's owed keeps the NFLPA together as a cohesive unit. If they'll fight for him, imagine what they'll do for members who haven't been indicted on murder charges!
Kuetsar Posted August 28, 2013 Posted August 28, 2013 The Hernandez stuff is fighting for principle if nothing else. . Teams can't cut people without giving them money owed for bonuses or whatnot. . .He looks to be murdering scum, but the Pats seem to owe him money for services rendered, if the NFLPA walks away from that, what good are they?
Josh Mann Posted August 28, 2013 Posted August 28, 2013 Graham Harrell, COME ON DOWN...you're the next contestant on The Quarterback Is Dead #Jets
Raziel Posted August 28, 2013 Posted August 28, 2013 So according to a teaser Rolling Stone put up on their web site of their article about Aaron Hernandez, they state that Hernandez was a heavy user of angel dust, and had become so paranoid over the last year that he carried a gun wherever he went. If it's true, wonder how he was able to pass drug testing... 2
odessasteps Posted August 28, 2013 Posted August 28, 2013 Full rolling stone article http://www.rollingstone.com/feature/the-gangster-in-the-huddle
Josh Mann Posted August 28, 2013 Posted August 28, 2013 Quickly and for the record, the "Josh" in the Deadspin preview for the Dolphins wasn't me. I did send something but that wasn't it. Sad face. 1
Newb82 Posted August 28, 2013 Posted August 28, 2013 Let's see your e-mail. It can't be any less interesting than the multiple "fuck Nick Saban" ones. One way or another, you will be seeing the one I sent tomorrow. My favorite part was the "god bless LeBron" "fuck LeBron" e-mails.
Reggie20x6 Posted August 28, 2013 Posted August 28, 2013 http://deadspin.com/this-is-perhaps-the-most-moronic-argument-in-sports-rad-1215065722 Oh lawdy. This is amazing. Two idiots trying to out-idiot each other on the radio. GIT YOUR BANNERS OUT OF OUR PLACE, DOUCHE! I'm not even going too far out of a limb in saying that the Baltimore guy's radio station will be showing him the door since he kept bringing up Aurora.
Josh Mann Posted August 29, 2013 Posted August 29, 2013 Let's see your e-mail. It can't be any less interesting than the multiple "fuck Nick Saban" ones.One way or another, you will be seeing the one I sent tomorrow.My favorite part was the "god bless LeBron" "fuck LeBron" e-mails. Fine. You asked for it: Here's Miami fans waiting for a new quarterback in a nutshell: We are a collection of widowers who had a hot wife who treated us like shit but we put on a pedestal anyway. In our depression we fooled around with a lot of quarterbacks we shouldn't have until finally we found a hot vapid twentysomething that makes eyes at us and despite no display of substance that we have convinced ourselves we've finally found someone to replace the hot dead shrewish wife. And no, we keep telling ourselves. This isn't like that fling with Daunte Culpepper or Chad Henne. Ryan Tannehill is DIFFERENT and SPECIAL just because he's not A.J. Feely.
Josh Mann Posted August 29, 2013 Posted August 29, 2013 I probably should have clarified that point, but yes. All that Magary piece did was make me 1) nod sadly and 2) hate myself for drafting Mike Wallace. 1
Pete Posted August 29, 2013 Posted August 29, 2013 Let the record show that in light of the Jets' QB issues, Dolfan has endorsed my usage of cute animal memes for the season. 2
Dolfan in NYC Posted August 29, 2013 Author Posted August 29, 2013 Let the record show that in light of the Jets' QB issues, Dolfan has endorsed my usage of cute animal memes for the season. God help all of you if the Dolphins don't go 4-0 against Buffalo and New York this season. 1
Pete Posted August 29, 2013 Posted August 29, 2013 But will it top Jeffrey Loria's letter to Marlin fans?
Newb82 Posted August 29, 2013 Posted August 29, 2013 The Bills' post is up, and IMO, it's surprisingly weak. Maybe I'm biased because my e-mail didn't make it in.With that said, here is my attempted contribution: The last time the Bills made the playoffs: The #1 song in the country was "Smooth" by Santana & Rob Thomas (the next day "What a Girl Wants" by Christina Aguilera would take the spot) The #1 movie was Stuart Little The X-Files was still on the air, and still had Scully & Mulder for every episode. WWE was still the WWF, plus WCW & ECW were still in business. Bill Clinton was president. No one had heard of Tom Brady. The Houston Texans didn't exist. The Bills are on their 6th head coach since then, and their 10th (and probably 11th) starting quarterback. They've changed their uniforms. Twice. I'll be thirty in December. I was a freshman in high school when I had the "pleasure" of experiencing the "Music City Miracle". I literally do not remember how it feels to root for my team in the playoffs. This team finds more heart-breaking ways to lose than any other. It is virtually guaranteed that they will lose at least 3 games in the last 90 second every season. If they're on prime-time, they almost always find a way to embarrass themselves. I hate that my team sucks, has sucked, and will continue to suck for the foreseeable future. I hate that Tom Brady has no one to throw to, but I just know on opening day he's still going to somehow torch them for 350 yards and 5 TDs. I hate that they're always bad, but usually never bad enough to get a top draft pick. I hate that on rare occasion they do get a top draft pick, they fuck it up. I hate anyone who has ever used the #BILLSMAFIA hash tag. Their optimism in the face of all evidence makes me sick, and their constant sucking up to third-rate athletes just to get a re-tweet makes me wish I could push a button and make a spring-loaded boxing glove pop out from their screen and break their noses. I hate Ralph Wilson. I hate that he cursed the team themoment they were born, by patterning their look after his hometown Lions. I hate that he refuses to spend any money where it matters. I hate that when he dies, his kids will sell the team, and they'll probably move. I hate that after that happens, the team that used to be the Bills will win a Super Bowl within five years, to add that extra kick to the nuts. I hate that after the Bills move, the next-closest team that I'll be stuck watching every week is THE FUCKING CLEVELAND BROWNS.
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