pipGofern Posted February 2, 2015 Posted February 2, 2015 Maybe I'm getting old and crotchety but boy are the Super Bowl commercials pretentious this year. I want funny monkeys and supermodels acting goofy, not the Cannes Film Festival, dammit! 1
Hoffman Posted February 2, 2015 Posted February 2, 2015 Harry Chapin wouldn't have died in that car crash if only he'd been driving a Nissan. 2
piranesi Posted February 2, 2015 Posted February 2, 2015 How about Fredo Corleone out on a lake fishing with Michael's goon. We pull away. We here a shot. We cut to them having popped open a can of Pringles. Product image. Then epilog: Michael Corleone swimming out to the boat yelling "SAVVE SOME FOR ME!!!" 1
Kuetsar Posted February 2, 2015 Posted February 2, 2015 What an awful song choice. It isn't about bonding with your dad you jackasses. I am glad someone else understands this Its weird too, that the first half of the commercial seems to get it, then it flips on its head. Also Nationwide can fuck off with that childhood accident commercial. If this keeps up, Buzz Killington is going to show up. . .
Niners Fan in CT Posted February 2, 2015 Posted February 2, 2015 I agree.. these commercials are bringing the sad. Except for FAST 7. I can't believe Fowler isn't up on this wonderful series. Shame.
_MJ_ Posted February 2, 2015 Posted February 2, 2015 Besides the pick, Brady has had a decent amount of time to throw. Giants' notes would tell you to get at him, Seattle. Okay, everyone's notes would tell you that info.
The Nature Boy Posted February 2, 2015 Posted February 2, 2015 The Seahawks have seemingly forgotten how to offense.
Johnny Sorrow Posted February 2, 2015 Posted February 2, 2015 Harry Chapin wouldn't have died in that car crash if only he'd been driving a Nissan.You are the winner. 1
Johnny Sorrow Posted February 2, 2015 Posted February 2, 2015 Harry Chapin wouldn't have died in that car crash if only he'd been driving a Nissan.You are the winner.
piranesi Posted February 2, 2015 Posted February 2, 2015 ELLIOT SMITH SINGS ABOUT HOW ADDICTED HE IS TO THE SWEET CRUNCH OF M&MS!!!!!
BobbyWhioux Posted February 2, 2015 Posted February 2, 2015 What an awful song choice. It isn't about bonding with your dad you jackasses. That's why they cut off the final verse that gives the song its real meaning. Like when they use "Fortunate Son" or "Born in the USA" to sell AMERICAN jeans to AMERICANS
_MJ_ Posted February 2, 2015 Posted February 2, 2015 I agree.. these commercials are bringing the sad. Except for FAST 7. I can't believe Fowler isn't up on this wonderful series. Shame. Paul Walker's last ride in this one. Sad.
BobbyWhioux Posted February 2, 2015 Posted February 2, 2015 The nebulous five count also applies to OPI, apparently.
Kuetsar Posted February 2, 2015 Posted February 2, 2015 Okay Seattle has finally decided to start offensing. . .
RIPPA Posted February 2, 2015 Posted February 2, 2015 Boy the internet is really going to be really infuriated later when the domestic violence ad airs. Since the internet hates being depressed... well and hates women
Brian Fowler Posted February 2, 2015 Posted February 2, 2015 What an awful song choice. It isn't about bonding with your dad you jackasses. That's why they cut off the final verse that gives the song its real meaning. Like when they use "Fortunate Son" or "Born in the USA" to sell AMERICAN jeans to AMERICANS I swear, I wanted to kick a hole in my TV first time I saw that Fortunate Son commercial.
The Nature Boy Posted February 2, 2015 Posted February 2, 2015 This drive has made me sadder than any commercial so far.
piranesi Posted February 2, 2015 Posted February 2, 2015 Boy the internet is really going to be really infuriated later when the domestic violence ad airs. Since the internet hates being depressed... well and hates women They'll figure out how to work it: "Stupid feminists had to have a downer commercial to try to sabotage the game!!! WHY AM I SO OPPRESSED?????"
Brian Fowler Posted February 2, 2015 Posted February 2, 2015 I agree.. these commercials are bringing the sad. Except for FAST 7. I can't believe Fowler isn't up on this wonderful series. Shame. I watched the first one. I hated the first one. That concludes my experience with these movies.
pipGofern Posted February 2, 2015 Posted February 2, 2015 Seattle does fuck-all for an entire half then one pass and a little Beastmode later and they're right back in the game.
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