Fuck a Horseshoe, I wanna know what Elder God Carroll made a pact with.

 

Its apparently stronger than New England's.

And they get the ball to start the second half

Katy Perry better be essentially naked during halftime.

Fuck a Horseshoe, I wanna know what Elder God Carroll made a pact with.

Its apparently stronger than New England's.

The elder good battle has just begun.

Oh man, I really feel for poor poor johnnyboy.

 

Seattle's offense has basically sucked the entire half yet basically like three plays have netted them 14 points and a tie game.

 

 

Heel Psychology At Its Finest.  Stooge around 90% of the time and cut them off with one big blow.

From domestic violence to DON'T TOUCH MY BALLS. Check please.

Huh.  We only got local ads after the PSA  and the Scientology ad.

I am hoping the local plumber ad that aired here ends up on Youtube because.... yeah.

 

Oh man, I really feel for poor poor johnnyboy.

 

Seattle's offense has basically sucked the entire half yet basically like three plays have netted them 14 points and a tie game.

 

 

Heel Psychology At Its Finest.  Stooge around 90% of the time and cut them off with one big blow.

 

 

This is how Seattle almost always is. Defense lets them hang around until Russell Wilson does Russell Wilson things.

In case you were counting, both teams have 2 TD and there was 2 commercials involving people with amputations

Most depressing SB commercials ever

Did not know that John Harbaugh was doing half time. Random. 

Seattle should be ecstatic now. Mostly outplayed, tie game.

New England needs to tighten up just a bit. A few big plays is the only reason the Pats don't have this on lockdown.

If your daughter is having a bad week, buy her a new car.

Or tell her to pour Coke on her wifi.

When did we all become so maudlin about every fucking thing?

 

This is the first SUperbowl in history that has featured more earnestly weeping men than men getting hit in the nuts.

 

I see this as a net devolution into femininisation and I am 100% certain Rush Limbaugh will agree with me tomorrow.

Wait, there's something wrong with a Bible show using "In The Air Tonight" as background music.

 

And I'm starting to get a strong "Men Suck" vibe from these ads.

No jubblies, but a giant mechanical tiger. This is not improving my mood. I need some toast.

Dude.  It's a tribute to Bam Bam Bigelow!

This half time show has truly been a WTF experience.

Katy Perry is riding the TigerZord.  All is fun.

And this would be better if they stayed on the fucking wide shot.

I don't think I'm high enough to be watching this right now.

The visuals are great.  This music just doesn't even register in my brain.  It's like white noise.  There's literally nothing in it to process so it's the ear equivalent of invisible.

Wait, there's something wrong with a Bible show using "In The Air Tonight" as background music.

 

And I'm starting to get a strong "Men Suck" vibe from these ads.

 

"From The Producers Of 'The Bible' "was a solid moment in unintentional hilarity

ok this is fucking adorable.

There ya go Johnny.