John "The Midget" Manziel will reportedly start for the Browns against Cincinnati. 

There's a report floating around that Cam Newton has been injured in a car accident. Details still pretty sketchy.

 

http://www.charlotteobserver.com/2014/12/09/5373373/accident-blocks-church-street.html#.VIc3eMmViht

 

 

EDIT: Cam's truck

 

 

Jonathan Jones ‏@jjones9 6m6 minutes ago

Cam Newton's car overturned just above I 277

 

Jonathan Jones ‏@jjones9 3m3 minutes ago

Tow truck just turned over Newton's vehicle

 

Kami Mattioli ‏@kmattio 3m3 minutes ago

Newton's vehicle with the Panthers stadium in the background.

Early report is both of Cam's legs are broken. 

Well that's just fucking awful.

Holy shit.

WBTV News ‏@WBTV_News 3m3 minutes ago

#BREAKING RT @SteveCrumpWBTV: CMPD source says no injuries to Cam Newton.He didn't want to be transported. Taken to hospital as precaution.

Did Harvey Updyke cut his brakes? Too soon?

There's a report floating around that Cam Newton has been injured in a car accident. Details still pretty sketchy.

 

http://www.charlotteobserver.com/2014/12/09/5373373/accident-blocks-church-street.html#.VIc3eMmViht

 

 

EDIT: Cam's truck

 

 

 

 

Kami Mattioli ‏@kmattio 3m3 minutes ago

Newton's vehicle with the Panthers stadium in the background.

 

A metaphor for the season?

Dolfan has terrible sources

Almost as bad as Josh Mann's joke writers.

I love that Cam drives a total redneck wagon. That's incredible. Could only be better with a Calvin pissing on a Falcons logo sticker or a gun rack.

 

 

 

 

Glad the early reports of two broken legs were wrong.

Also, rolling his truck was only the second or third worst hit he's taken this year. 

See? That's a much more appropriate joke!

Cam is smiling 87% of the time.

I heard this on the way to the grocery store at 12:58 on the David Glenn Show.   At that time all they said was they had sad news about Cam.  As everyone who listens to sports radio knows at the end/top of the hour they do their ad breaks.  So for the eight minutes till he came back on the air and told us that he'd been in an accident, I was closer to death than Cam was.

I officially retract my former report.  The pictures coming out are inaccurate though,  here is the real picture from the accident:

 

Panthers are now saying that Cam has a couple of fractures in the back. It's, basically, the same injury Romo has and is playing through.

 

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2014/12/09/cam-newton-has-two-transverse-process-fractures-in-his-back/

Panthers are now saying that Cam has a couple of fractures in the back. It's, basically, the same injury Romo has and is playing through.

 

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2014/12/09/cam-newton-has-two-transverse-process-fractures-in-his-back/

Good chance he plays if that is the case. Though I would probably say the same thing if he did have 2 broken legs after watching that game vs the Eagles. I love that this has to even be considered since they are still only half a game back at 4-8-1.

If the Panthers are smart, they'll have some Cam Newton Special Edition Superman shirts available by Sunday. If NBA teams can have those playoff shirts for fans ready to go, the more resourceful NFL teams surely can

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

 

The Gods officially hate the Panthers.

 

*goes looking for goats to sacrifice*

Jadeveon Clowney undergoes microfracture surgery

This makes me far too happy.
 
Apparently Redskins players Bashard Breeland and Andre Roberts had a HUGE brawl at practice.
 

 

John Keim @john_keim  ·  11m 11 minutes ago
Ok just saw scuffle here. Breeland and Andre Roberts. Not sure cause. Had to be separated

John Keim @john_keim  ·  10m 10 minutes ago
Roberts slammed Helmet to ground. Roberts threw a punch. Breeland retaliated and tried to tackle

John Keim @john_keim  ·  5m 5 minutes ago
piecing this together: Breeland taunted Roberts after breaking up a pass. Um, Breeland grabbed his crotch in celebration. 3-10, folks

Isn't Breeland on that NFL Network "Undrafted" show?  I know there is a Redskins from looking at commercial.   Funny if they show the fight

Well there are definitely videos of it because all the beat guys are talking about rewatching it.

 

And for all reports it appears that Roberts kneed Breeland in the groin and THEN threw the first punch.

 

So yeah - Andre Roberts = douche