NFL 2014 - WEEK EIGHT

[BobbyWhioux]

Meanwhile, Brady has fully engaged "Saturday Morning Superstars Squash Match" mode against the Bears.

 

Half expecting him to strap Cutler to a stretcher and push him down and off the entrance ramp during the post-game show at this point.

[johnnyboy]

Bears are getting reamed.

[BobbyWhioux]

Brady's tone of voice is a bit too even tempered though.  I'm trying to imagine him shouting "I AM THE MAN WHO RULES THE WORLD" into the sideline camera/boom mic and it just doesn't have that same panache.

[JLSigman]

FUCKING DAMNIT STUPID CAM SHOWED UP

[BobbyWhioux]

Cutler throws a deep hail mary at the end of the half for another POWER BOMB interception.

[jaedmc]

PATHETIC.

 

SAVE ME D-ROSE

[FireThunder]

Why is my phone blowing up?  Oh, it's a push notification from Yahoo Fantasy Sports.. hmm... let's see.

 

*chokes on sandwich as I read Brady's first half numbers*

[Vincey Greene]

Why is my phone blowing up?  Oh, it's a push notification from Yahoo Fantasy Sports.. hmm... let's see.

 

*chokes on sandwich as I read Brady's first half numbers*

 

I didn't play him.

 

In favour of Cam.

 

I'm not bright.

[Raziel]

Let's see, my bench all have like, 12 points apiece. My 4 starters playing right now... Under 10... Combined.

[hammerva]

Miami's defense is doing better than the rest my entire fantasy football team

 

That isn't a good thing 

[Josh Mann]

If the Dolphins were playing any other team besides Jacksonville and THEY'D be the Bears today.

But because Jacksonville the Dolphins are winning because of two pick sixes.

[ebbie]

They did good against the Bears last week.

 

However, they didn't make fur coats out of them like Tom is doing now.

[SirFozzie]

GET PUNY BEAR HAND OFF GRONK, GRONK WANT NOTHER TOUCHDOWN.

[Burgundy LaRue]

Gisele must have told Brady she was going to file for divorce if he didn't play better. Yeesh, what got into him?

[Vincey Greene]

Bad snap to Russey Wilson leads to Carolina taking the ball back. Gotta love it.

[Vincey Greene]

Also maybe Bears WRs should STFU, Cutler can't locate the ball much better than the one Jeffrey just dropped.

[BobbyWhioux]

So this has to be Russel Wilson's worst performance as a professional, right?

[_MJ_]

If Brandon Marshall thought last week was unacceptable....

 

Then again you get to a point of numbness after the 50 point.

[BobbyWhioux]

And yes some of it is Carolina's D but some of it is that regression to the mean NinersFanInCT and I have been waiting/hoping to see show up for 3 seasons now.

[Death From Above]

The replay of that snap was hilarious. The ball literally didn't even appear in it until it's on the ground.

[RIPPA]

Good Lord the Titans suck

[SirFozzie]

Gronk was apparently too busy destroying the bears to hydrate.. taken back to the locker room with dehydration.

 

Either that or they're covering him in bubble wrap to make sure he's around for the Broncos game.

[BobbyWhioux]

SEA @ CAR is one of those games where both teams are going to spend next week's film room sessions looking at the dozen times they could have/should have had this won.

[E.J.]

Cardinals are at the top of the NFC West?? Oh boy.

[Vincey Greene]

Doesn't mean a hill of beans, but ABSURD catch by Martellus Bennett while getting gangbanged by the Pats secondary.