Swift Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 "Jonathan Mensah is in a strop because you put coriander in his curry when you know he hates it." Beautiful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niners Fan in CT Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 I'm riding with the states. Belgian waffles don't even exist in Belgium. Poor form. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo Woodbine Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 Oh man, I could spend ages laughing at that site. "Oleg Shatov is annoyed because you forgot to buy toilet paper again." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 Oh man, I could spend ages laughing at that site. "Oleg Shatov is annoyed because you forgot to buy toilet paper again." Based on my extensive knowledge of his homeland (derived from Yakov Smirnoff), this makes no sense...because in Russia when you ask why there is no toilet paper they tell you "You have no food. Why do you need toilet paper?" But in America, you go to the Burger King and they give you hamburger already wrapped in toilet paper! What a country! America I love it! Also Fuck Balki. I was here first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cristobal Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 You have a higher chance of being bitten by Luis Suarez than you do of being bitten by a shark. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sabremike Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 At least all the neutrals have a team in the round of 16: The Swiss. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death From Above Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 So today is going to be kind of a big deal in South America yeah? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death From Above Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 I like the part where the Brazilian doctor treats Neymar's injury by squirting water on it. Because apparently Neymar is a sponge. They really need to start hitting people in the wallet over this someday. Throw it all towards charity so anyone that complains looks like he hates poor children. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niners Fan in CT Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 Chile looks outclassed. Looks like the atmosphere is bothering them. Where are the ice cold Germans when you need 'em Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niners Fan in CT Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 Take it back. SANCHEZ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death From Above Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 Brazil have had more chances but man, Chile still give you the impression they could get another. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niners Fan in CT Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 Joker is in the building Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swift Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 Brazil are very, very dodgy at the back. Also, Neymar seems to want to beat every man before he puts it away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zheroen Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 Brazil are very, very dodgy at the back. Also, Neymar seems to want to beat every man before he puts it away. He's also apparently a pretty big fan of Ashley Young, as evidenced by his theatrics after Arturo Vidal cleanly won a challenge. Amount of times a player rolls around on the ground after being fouled is inversely proportionate to actual damage indicated by the tackle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Magnificent 7 Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 Neymar is so wasteful. Had numbers and ends up tackling himself instead of passing. He's the Carmelo Anthony of football. Frustrating player. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death From Above Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 HULK IS A CHEATER Or maybe not? Boy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Magnificent 7 Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 Well that's a brave decision. Hulk goal ruled out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cristobal Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 Howard Webb giving a decent account of himself in this match. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niners Fan in CT Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 Props to the official for making the right call in a hostile environment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death From Above Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 Say what you will about Howard Webb, lacking stones has never been his problem. Chile are really turning the screws in this second half. Lots of tension in the air. Hell, Scolari is wound so tight he's about to burst. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zheroen Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 Correct decision by Webb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiji Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 From Fred to Jo is a pretty big indictment on the state of football in Brazil. They have a bunch of good attacking midfielders (many of which weren't selected) but holy shit, those strikers doe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Man Known as Dan Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 FUCKING CROSSBAR 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted June 28, 2014 Author Share Posted June 28, 2014 Aww.... William is going to pray someone saves his bacon now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted June 28, 2014 Author Share Posted June 28, 2014 So yeah - Julio Cesar is going to have many statues erected of him - isn't he Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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