JRGoldman Posted October 12, 2013 Posted October 12, 2013 John Jay would be the greatest baseball player in history if you scored runs on 250' fly balls.
piranesi Posted October 12, 2013 Posted October 12, 2013 BELTRAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
JRGoldman Posted October 12, 2013 Posted October 12, 2013 Carlos Beltran can do strange, horrible, but ultimately wonderful things to my body.
piranesi Posted October 12, 2013 Posted October 12, 2013 This is a swirling hell of trembling stasis in which instant release is the only escape and is both desired and feared. I AM IN A SWIRLING TREMBLING STASIS HELL!!!!!!!!
piranesi Posted October 12, 2013 Posted October 12, 2013 NONONONONNO Lance Lynn? NONONONONONONONONONONNO How many ways do they have to find to let him lose post-season games? He's lights out, baby! He's a fucking guarantee!
Travis Sheldon Posted October 12, 2013 Posted October 12, 2013 Dodgers have squandered too many chances, this is the Cards game now.
piranesi Posted October 12, 2013 Posted October 12, 2013 No way, dude. We suck way worse. And no way I'm going to let you out-reverse-jinx me. Lance Fucking Lynn, dude.
JRGoldman Posted October 12, 2013 Posted October 12, 2013 We need to get a run here because a second inning of Lance Lynn will be too much for my poor heart. Fuck.
piranesi Posted October 12, 2013 Posted October 12, 2013 I love that Matt Carpenter can see, like, 25 pitches and will swing at maybe three.
piranesi Posted October 12, 2013 Posted October 12, 2013 BELTRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
JRGoldman Posted October 12, 2013 Posted October 12, 2013 Carlos Beltran can do strange, horrible, but ultimately wonderful things to my body.I stand by it.
Travis Sheldon Posted October 12, 2013 Posted October 12, 2013 Where's Jesse Orosco when we needed him?
piranesi Posted October 12, 2013 Posted October 12, 2013 Watching this series is going to be like tending to the giant machine in METROPOLIS. 1
Niners Fan in CT Posted October 12, 2013 Posted October 12, 2013 Beltran again, give him the Bonds treatment rest of the series
piranesi Posted October 12, 2013 Posted October 12, 2013 Carlos Beltran will just play this whole game for you fuckers: But really, is there anything more beautiful in the world than a Matt Carpenter walk? He did it twice tonight...and twice...BOOM!
The Man Known as Dan Posted October 12, 2013 Posted October 12, 2013 Yeah right, you have no chance against the Dodgers. Their pitching and hitting is sick. You beat a team with frozen bats. That's not happening again.You are just the worst. 1
Kuetsar Posted October 12, 2013 Posted October 12, 2013 John Jay would be the greatest baseball player in history if you scored runs on 250' fly balls. He was born a century too late then. . . .
JRGoldman Posted October 12, 2013 Posted October 12, 2013 So John Jay tried his hardest but couldn't fuck up. 2-0 with Wainwright going on Monday.
The Man Known as Dan Posted October 12, 2013 Posted October 12, 2013 Yeah right, you have no chance against the Dodgers. Their pitching and hitting is sick. You beat a team with frozen bats. That's not happening again.Just. The. Fucking. Worst.
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