Kuetsar Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 Our Lady of Enos Slaughter, Please just keep me from the offseason thread. From what I hear, it's an A-Rod, Chipper, Dusty, cute-puppy clown show of misery. In the name of Dizzy, The Wizard, and The Man...Pray for us. TO LOSE! Fixed it for you. . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuetsar Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 Yes! The Red Sox move on and the ugliest stadium in the Bigs is out. . .With all this new wild card crap, I totally forgot that the wild card round was best of five. . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 Our Lady of Enos Slaughter, Please just keep me from the offseason thread. From what I hear, it's an A-Rod, Chipper, Dusty, cute-puppy clown show of misery. In the name of Dizzy, The Wizard, and The Man...Pray for us. TO cLOSE this out in St. Louis Wednesday! Fixed it for you. . . thanks, brother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 So, it turns out I can watch Shane Victorino get plunked all day. String a bunch of gifs of that together like those people screaming in haunted houses and I'll subscibe to your website. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 Anyone want to hold a candlelight vigil for piranesi once the Cardinals lose? No. OK, cool, I didn't plan on it either. Fuck your Cardinals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 JHONNY PERALTA IS A DAMN DIRTY CHEATER AND HE IS STILL ALLOWED TO HIT HOME RUNS!!! NO HALL OF FAME FOR HIM!!! GIVE BACK THE WINS!!! OR SOMETHING!!! I am not really sure how this whole moral outrage thing is supposed to work. Well outside of being really irritated by the way his spells his name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 Whenever I see his name, I always wish he would just be honest and say that either his parents or the hospital fucked up with the spelling and it just stuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cristobal Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 Yeah. Should be two L's amirite? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 Anyone want to hold a candlelight vigil for piranesi once the Cardinals lose? No. OK, cool, I didn't plan on it either. Fuck your Cardinals. Just keep playin' that tune, harmonica. maybe some day you'll hit the right notes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tele-Viper Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 Even if they get past the Bucs tonight, no way the Cards take L.A. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Fowler Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 Even if they get past the Bucs tonight, no way the Cards take L.A.I'd rather not risk it. Come on Pirates 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 Even if they get past the Bucs tonight, no way the Cards take L.A.I'd rather not risk it. Come on Pirates What this based god right here said. Tell the Cardinals to go fuck the Cardinals. Lets go Buccos! And I can't wait for the last out. I've got the Incredible Hulk sad walk off video all loaded up and ready to go for ya, piranesi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lacelle Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 What the hell is a Cubs fan doing in the playoffs thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 Shitting on the Cardinals fan. Because I can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 And I can't wait for the last out. I've got the Incredible Hulk sad walk off video all loaded up and ready to go for ya, piranesi. I've already chosen my victory GIF. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 Maybe you should post it now. If you're waiting until they actually win, then you probably won't get your chance. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 You're trying to get me to commit the classic Great Pumpkin If/When mistake...and I won't... ooof....I wrote "If" even just as an illustration...One slip up like that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 Dammit.. Stop swinging at not-fastballs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Fowler Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 Here we go Not Cardinals, here we go... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 You know what? Go ahead and swing at not-fastballs, guys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Fowler Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 Why won't you die, Cards? Just die! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elizium Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 Man, I'm torn. I really want the Pirates to win to fulfill my dream of a Pirates/Athletics World Series, but what the hell is piranesi going to gif about in the offseason thread? Some middle reliever signing a two year deal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 OH, SOMEBODY GET ME A GIF OF THAT ONE PIRATES FAN SIGHING!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 WHAT IS THIS SHIT??? Hey, Pete! Pete! Just touch the fucking base next time, huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Fowler Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 Things looking slightly up... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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