Contentious C Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 13 minutes ago, supremebve said: Look, if someone signs a woman beating, cocaine addicted quarterback, who has never even average, before they sign a dude who took a knee for racial equality...I don't know how much more time I have for this sport. I don't disagree with that in the least. I'm pretty much in full "watch all forms of football burn themselves to the ground" mode anyway these days. And the phrase I'd rank # 2 most likely that I'll get to read in the next 2 years is, "With the first pick in the XFL draft, the _____ _____ select Johnny Manziel." Just behind, "Your transmission is fucked." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted March 23, 2018 Author Share Posted March 23, 2018 On 3/19/2018 at 1:12 PM, RIPPA said: Terrelle Pryor to the Seahawks I have no idea what he did last year that convinced Seattle a 2 year, $10 million deal but here we are Well this report turned out to be bullshit since Pryor is going to the Jets instead That makes a lot more sense Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolfan in NYC Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 RULE CHANGE SEASON! Another proposed change is that in Overtime a team can win by scoring on their "second possession." In other words, Team A kicks of to Team B, who scores a field goal in their drive. Team A gets the ball, throws an INT, and during the return, there's a fumble that's run back for a touchdown. Under current rules, it's widely believed the game ends the moment the ball is intercepted, though the actual rule is silent on this. This codifies the loophole. This is called "solving for a problem that isn't there." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolfan in NYC Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 The man saved the Dolphins from relocation in the early 90s after Joe Robbie died. Brought baseball to Miami. And made a fortune based on your late fees at Blockbuster. And now his watch has ended. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted March 23, 2018 Author Share Posted March 23, 2018 Allen Hurns says he is signing with the Cowboys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nofuture Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 Maximum penalty is 10 years in prison and a $10,000 fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supremebve Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 4 minutes ago, nofuture said: Maximum penalty is 10 years in prison and a $10,000 fine. Wait, was Bennet controlling access to the field or was the paraplegic? I'm not even joking, I don't understand how either of those people would be hired to control access to the field at the SuperBowl or how it is supposed to work if the other is trying to gain access to the field. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted March 23, 2018 Author Share Posted March 23, 2018 The woman was working. Bennett supposedly was trying to get on the field after the game, was told he couldn’t go the way he was going and he shoved past the woman. That was from PFT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolfan in NYC Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 Also, Brock Osweiler is signing with Miami. Here is, roughly, my reaction: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted March 25, 2018 Author Share Posted March 25, 2018 Jets have pulled their offer to Ndamukong Suh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted March 25, 2018 Author Share Posted March 25, 2018 Also - for those that were worried that the Browns were doing too well this offseason They signed Drew Stanton to a two year deal 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sabremike Posted March 26, 2018 Share Posted March 26, 2018 18 hours ago, RIPPA said: Jets have pulled their offer to Ndamukong Suh In a related development I have officially pulled my offer to have sex with Penelope Cruz. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supremebve Posted March 26, 2018 Share Posted March 26, 2018 1 hour ago, sabremike said: In a related development I have officially pulled my offer to have sex with Penelope Cruz. Tyra Banks tweeted out that she likes guys with "dad bods," I've reiterated my offer to have sex with her. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sabremike Posted March 26, 2018 Share Posted March 26, 2018 Love the dogshit N.Y. media trying to run OBJ out of town and their owner being a big enough sucker to take the bait. The team would go to shit but it sells papers and that's what really matters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted March 26, 2018 Author Share Posted March 26, 2018 Ndamukong Suh signs a one year deal with the Rams $14 million Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Wilson Posted March 27, 2018 Share Posted March 27, 2018 4 hours ago, RIPPA said: Ndamukong Suh signs a one year deal with the Rams $14 million I don't even see how that makes sense for anyone but I'll have to assume he didn't have a 5 year 100 million dollar contract on the table and took what he could get. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spritenaut 32 Posted March 27, 2018 Share Posted March 27, 2018 8 hours ago, sabremike said: In a related development I have officially pulled my offer to have sex with Penelope Cruz. Just as well since she was planning to counter with an offer to have her bodyguard stomp you into the ground. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolfan in NYC Posted March 27, 2018 Share Posted March 27, 2018 This is going to end well. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLSigman Posted March 27, 2018 Share Posted March 27, 2018 20 minutes ago, Dolfan in NYC said: This is going to end well. So basically he's channeling Al Davis, yes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death From Above Posted March 27, 2018 Share Posted March 27, 2018 Serious question, which year of that ridiculous 10-year deal do you think he actually makes it to? I say three or four (could be an offseason move). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuetsar Posted March 27, 2018 Share Posted March 27, 2018 I'd set the over under at 40 games, and take the under. . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted March 27, 2018 Share Posted March 27, 2018 Fired at the end of year 2. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolfan in NYC Posted March 27, 2018 Share Posted March 27, 2018 I think you're being extremely generous, Craig. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolfan in NYC Posted March 27, 2018 Share Posted March 27, 2018 THE NEW CATCH RULE HAS PASSED! 32-0! From NFL.com: Quote The new rules defining a catch include: 1. Control of the ball. 2. Two feet down or another body part. 3. A football move such as: » A third step; » Reaching/extending for the line-to-gain; » Or the ability to perform such an act. The Josh McDaniels Rule (Playoff Team Assistant Coaches can be hired by another team during the playoffs) has been tabled. Teams may also now trade players on IR. Rapoport says they are writing and may vote on a Targeting rule today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Contentious C Posted March 27, 2018 Share Posted March 27, 2018 And kicker # 3 under 'such as' is going to be the new bugaboo: "According to our totally objective metric, player X has sustained too many blows to the head, therefore does not possess the ability to perform a football move so quickly. The ruling is overturned, no catch." Good job guys, way to lawyer that shit up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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