Technico Support Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 15 hours ago, Brian Fowler said: Please dear God let the paycheck at least be fucking huge To paraphrase the great Michael Caine, "I've never seen The Emoji Movie but by all accounts, it's terrible. But I have seen the house that it built, and it's terrific." 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 Patrick Stewart thinks Beavis and Butthead is brilliant and hilarious. Him lending his talents to the Emoji Movie isn't that far fetched. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted January 19, 2017 Author Share Posted January 19, 2017 Full Power Rangers trailer that I am sure should go in the comic folder somewhere but fuck it I am most angry about the use of Power Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 4 minutes ago, Craig H said: Patrick Stewart thinks Beavis and Butthead is brilliant and hilarious. Him lending his talents to the Emoji Movie isn't that far fetched. I also think that Bevis and Butthead is brilliant. In Mark Twain's definition it is the highest form of satire since the largest audience of the show is also the show's target of scorn and those people have no clue that they are being made fun of. B&B is society's best warning flag. It clues in reasonable people we should stay as far away as possible from anyone that immediately laughs at the jokes. B&B even has a litmus test installed in the form of Daria Morgendorfer. If she is repulsed by the things that Bevis and Buitthead do, you probably should be, too. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 4 hours ago, RIPPA said: Full Power Rangers trailer that I am sure should go in the comic folder somewhere but fuck it I am most angry about the use of Power What works: I am digging the badass zero fucks given version of Rita Repulsa Megazord, brah! Fucking Megazord! Armor > Cheesecloth costumes and boots with zippers on the sides. Thank God, the cannon fodder opposition is a little more formidable than Putty Men. I don't care if they ripped off V1K1 from I, Robot. The new Zordon looks cool. What doesn't work; So they all basically wake up and everyone has the Tobey McGuire "I haz super powers now?" moment from the very first Spider Man movie. Lame. . No girl ranger in this movie is hotter than Amy Jo Johnson. The Goldar in this movie is not a werewolf in Roman armor. I call bullshit. Yeah, I hate their powers being always on. Their "kryptonite" in the kid's show was having to morph to access super powers and part of the charm of the show was having the kids at least halfwyay try to solve problems without having to resort to preternatural abilities and mecha. R2-D2 is the curse of all kids sci-fi shows. I hated 7-Zark-7 and I fucking hate Alpha Five. Death to all cute robot sidekicks in anything that is not Star Wars.. No Bulk, No Skull, No Peace! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 I'm in agreement with all of that. Regarding the Power Rangers trailer, part of me wants to get excited, and the other part says, "no, don't, it's shitty Transformers-looking Power Rangers XTREME." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HumanChessgame Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 Trailer needs more Bulk and Skull. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Austin Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 47 minutes ago, J.T. said: The Goldar in this movie is not a werewolf in Roman armor. I call bullshit. I laughed way harder than I should at this statement. And I agree with the rest of your statement. I think I'm going to wait for dvd on this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 We saw the ghost in the shell trailer last night in front of Silence. Starting it with apparently naked Scarlett will get your attention. The horrible transformers trailer, not as much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 28 minutes ago, odessasteps said: We saw the ghost in the shell trailer last night in front of Silence. Starting it with apparently naked Scarlett will get your attention. If the opening scene of the live action GiTS is the same as the Birth Of A Cyborg sequence from the anime and showcases ScarJo, many young men in the audience will simultaneously discover their manhood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RRR Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 1 hour ago, RIPPA said: Full Power Rangers trailer that I am sure should go in the comic folder somewhere but fuck it I am most angry about the use of Power That shitty puff daddy song? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted January 19, 2017 Author Share Posted January 19, 2017 5 minutes ago, Zartan said: That shitty puff daddy song? Yes - it works in Saints Row not shitty 90s Teen shows Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 Kanye West 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 And yes, Power was best used in Saints Row. I also thought it was used for a Forza Motorsport trailer, and it was well used there too. This...not so much. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 3 minutes ago, Craig H said: And yes, Power was best used in Saints Row. That mission was my favorite mission in any Saint's Row game. I didn't BASE Jump from the helicopter until Kanye started rapping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 22 minutes ago, Zartan said: That shitty puff daddy song? Ban plz. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 23 minutes ago, J.T. said: If the opening scene of the live action GiTS is the same as the Birth Of A Cyborg sequence from the anime and showcases ScarJo, many young men in the audience will simultaneously discover their manhood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 Yeah, that trailer has nowhere near the pants tightening effect that the Birth of a Cyborg scene has which has nowhere near the pants tightening effect of any of Masamune Shirow's GITS manga cover art. And what the fuck is Hanka? Where is Seburo Corporation? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RRR Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 They've used that song for a million things involving power. More people should be offended by that water scene where the black power ranger gets mad that the Asian guy gets to be the power ranger in a black suit. *shakes head* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 28 minutes ago, Zartan said: More people should be offended by that water scene where the black power ranger gets mad that the Asian guy gets to be the power ranger in a black suit. *shakes head* It made my temples hurt a little since the dark skinned black kid is the Blue Ranger instead of the Black Ranger, but when you look for something to be offended by you usually find it. At least he gets to pilot the Triceratops instead of the lame Wooly Mammoth.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 I can already see how this movie ends...The good guys come together and defeat Rita and we have one, maybe two, stingers. The first is of Lord Zedd. The second is new kid in school...Tommy Frank. And then the second movie gives everyone what they want the most, the Green Power Ranger. And that's kind of my problem with these types of movies. Give people what they want the first time around. Give us the fucking Green ranger and his Dragonzord in this movie. Don't pussy foot around the issue. There's so many other storylines you can do for the second one. Also, why the FUCK do I know so much about a show I haven't watched in about 20 years, yet I can remember shit from last week? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 9 minutes ago, Craig H said: Also, why the FUCK do I know so much about a show I haven't watched in about 20 years, yet I can remember shit from last week? Dora The Explorer Syndrome. You had a son / daughter / little cousin / various pre-pubescent dependent that you looked after and you sub-consciously absorbed every bit of children's programming that he / she sat and watched. I can't tell you what I had for breakfast last week but I babysat my nephew when he was a kid so I am well versed in all things Power Rangers, I have a 14 year old daughter so I have data dumped all things Winx Club in favor of Pretty Little Liars and The Fifth Wave series of novels, and thanks to my kinda sorta 14 month old grandkid, I can tell you everything you don't want to know about The Notekins, Harry The Bunny, and Vocabu-Larry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 Wait until you learn about Shopkins, or worse, step on a Shopkin. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 1 minute ago, Craig H said: Wait until you learn about Shopkins, or worse, step on a Shopkin. Jesus, Craig. I am still trying to figure out which one is Bloop and which one is Loop. You can't be droppin' this Shopkins shit on me right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raziel Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 10 minutes ago, Craig H said: I can already see how this movie ends...The good guys come together and defeat Rita and we have one, maybe two, stingers. The first is of Lord Zedd. The second is new kid in school...Tommy Frank. And then the second movie gives everyone what they want the most, the Green Power Ranger. And that's kind of my problem with these types of movies. Give people what they want the first time around. Give us the fucking Green ranger and his Dragonzord in this movie. Don't pussy foot around the issue. There's so many other storylines you can do for the second one. Also, why the FUCK do I know so much about a show I haven't watched in about 20 years, yet I can remember shit from last week? Don't feel bad. It's Tommy Oliver, not Tommy Frank. Also, fuck shopkins, those fucking things hurt. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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