Fat Spanish Waiter Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 Imagine this actually happened and we swapped our Danny for the worst striker... in the league Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cristobal Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 Who, Suarez? EDIT: My mistake, you said worst striker, not worst human being. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 Once upon a time, many many years before you knew who Manchester United were, there was a player named Peter Schmeichel... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cristobal Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 How many people did he bite? Alternate joke: Keepers are ALLOWED to handle the ball... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 He was a fascist and a racist, not sure if he bit anyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Magnificent 7 Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 Sweet assist from Tony Stokes today to hand Pukki his first goal... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cristobal Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 He was a fascist and a racist, not sure if he bit anyone. Even leaving aside that Wright's allegations weren't proven, I'm not so sure fascism is worse then the predilection for biting people. I mean in a head of state, sure, I'll concede a democratic biter is probably a better option than a fascist who can control his infantile impulses, but a footballer's ability to enforce authoritarian nationalist sentiment is pretty thin, wouldn't you say? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 Fair point, but I would suggest the amount of terrible things done by fascists vs biters is pretty high. Schmeichel would have voted for Hitler, Suarez would have bitten a German. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 funny how half of my timeline is talking about Johnny Football and the other is talking about Futbol Gareth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cristobal Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 Fair point, but I would suggest the amount of terrible things done by fascists vs biters is pretty high. Schmeichel would have voted for Hitler, Suarez would have bitten a German.I'm not actually familiar with Suarez's political leanings, but so far he's bitten a Dutchman and a Serb. He's yet to bite anyone from an Axis-allied nation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 The dutch and Serbs have deep rooted fascist leanings, Suarez is doing the work of the lord. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 So by some kind of mathematical equation type thing, it follows that if Özil makes fifteen amazing passes per match, and the Arsenal forwards only fuck up thirteen of them...they'll probably do alright...right? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Harms Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 So by some kind of mathematical equation type thing, it follows that if Özil makes fifteen amazing passes per match, and the Arsenal forwards only fuck up thirteen of them...they'll probably do alright...right?I'll take those odds. It's like on FM, you come up with a great tactic and create 40 chances per game. The thing is the AI has to balance it out so that the score isn't 35-0. As so it makes all your strikers with great composure and finishing turn into Emile Heskey. Or maybe they should've just taken their fucking chances yesterday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Monday Morning Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 Getting outplayed at home and winning is a...good thing. I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ReiseReise Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTTO5vDXQ3U#t=19 This is ridiculously awesome, for the commentary alone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 Man, there was even a girl in the booth laughing at him. I would like to adopt that guy as my spirit guide. Each of us is probably going to experience more moments like that than the opposite. And when you do, remember Ali Sami Yachir. He is us. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 Howard Webb to ref the Derby on Sunday. Because of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChesterCopperpot Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 Jonjo Shelvey had himself a game this afternoon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zheroen Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 So, based on his own player Ashley Young getting away with yet another dive...David Moyes wants video retroactive punishment for diving. What?Also, how does Ashley Young make it into Man U's starting 11, let alone the England squad? Both Kagawa or Nani can play on the left, and either of those options are easily better. Is it because he cost a lot of money and is English? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raziel Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 'Arry had to have something on Moyes. That's the only reason the HMS Young is getting time over Kagawa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 So, based on his own player Ashley Young getting away with yet another dive...David Moyes wants video retroactive punishment for diving. What?Also, how does Ashley Young make it into Man U's starting 11, let alone the England squad? Both Kagawa or Nani can play on the left, and either of those options are easily better. Is it because he cost a lot of money and is English? Better or worse signing - Young or Downing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zheroen Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 So, based on his own player Ashley Young getting away with yet another dive...David Moyes wants video retroactive punishment for diving. What?Also, how does Ashley Young make it into Man U's starting 11, let alone the England squad? Both Kagawa or Nani can play on the left, and either of those options are easily better. Is it because he cost a lot of money and is English? Better or worse signing - Young or Downing? That's a pretty even match. Neither comes close to Carroll, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Magnificent 7 Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 Just how we drew it up... http://youtu.be/ZrBnTlesjHk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raziel Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 Well that's certanly one of those plays that's only ever gonna work once. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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