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Okay, now we're five pages in and I'm still the only person to make a joke about Steph and her heavy hand.

 

Are you guys, like, trying to prove that you're better than that?  Because it's getting old and I know for a fact that you're not.

 

I did pick up on - I dunno it was JBL or Cole - making a reference to Steph's "heavy hands" pounding on the car door but I dunno, maybe I suffer from low testosterone but my mind didn't immediately go anywhere dirty with it.

 

Honestly, my first thought was that somebody had recently been watching Seinfeld and thought it'd be funny to work a "Steph has man hands" gimmick.

 

Seinfeld is what, 15 years old or so? Okay, that's about 5 years older than where Vince's usual pop culture knowledge lies so maybe it was something dirty. Forgetting Sarah Marshall - 8 years, is much more in their usual pop culture wheelhouse.

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Bryan/ Kane isn't mid card. It was the main event last night. They just went with a different angle to end this one RAW. And apparently it was supposed to end last night but Batista doesn't want to do the Bryan singles feud they planned.

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Bryan/ Kane isn't mid card. It was the main event last night. They just went with a different angle to end this one RAW. And apparently it was supposed to end last night but Batista doesn't want to do the Bryan singles feud they planned.

 

 

This fucking guy!

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I would have went with "Brie's acting is so bad it must not fool Bryan at all if she fakes it."

 

Brie's acting is so bad that her idea of faking it is to just lay there.

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If Brie is just showing the same emotional range while acting that she has in real life, she better hope she never gets raped, because no one is going to believe her story.

Jesus...who says something like this??

Yeah really. If someone says AJ has a nice ass the creepy police are out in force but someone says something repugnant like this and not a peep.

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Okay, now we're five pages in and I'm still the only person to make a joke about Steph and her heavy hand.

 

Are you guys, like, trying to prove that you're better than that?  Because it's getting old and I know for a fact that you're not.

 

I did pick up on - I dunno it was JBL or Cole - making a reference to Steph's "heavy hands" pounding on the car door but I dunno, maybe I suffer from low testosterone but my mind didn't immediately go anywhere dirty with it.

 

Honestly, my first thought was that somebody had recently been watching Seinfeld and thought it'd be funny to work a "Steph has man hands" gimmick.

 

Seinfeld is what, 15 years old or so? Okay, that's about 5 years older than where Vince's usual pop culture knowledge lies so maybe it was something dirty. Forgetting Sarah Marshall - 8 years, is much more in their usual pop culture wheelhouse.

 

 

If you're going to go with references to shows that have been off the air for a decade, JBL saying that Zeb Coulter doesn't like bunnies, leading to Brian Fowler spooging because he made a Buffy connection in his mind is right there.

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Can someone just lock this thread already? Between saying no one would believe a woman if she said she was raped to these lame ass can't act jokes about said woman, it would just save us a lot of time.

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Yeah really. If someone says AJ has a nice ass the creepy police are out in force but someone says something repugnant like this and not a peep.

Lana has a fantastic ass and I don't care what the creep police say.

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I wonder if Bryan and Brie are driving somewhere through New York state now?

 

"I think we handled that situation pretty well."

"Just be sure to check all the wires next time."

"You know sometimes I feel like it doesn't actually help me when you keep yelling to 'hurry up! Hurry up! Oooh Oooh!'"

"Really?  I bet Steve Austin would have just beaten Kane up."

"Yeah, well Steve Austin would probably have have beaten you up.  You know what?  I'm sorry.  That wasn't me.  It's just....it's a rental and it's dented.  Like, what do I tell them, that a coworker jumped on top of it?"

"Did you get the shitty booking insurance?"

"No...dammit.  You'd think I'd have learned by now.  I mean, I'm in a feud with Kane.  Vehicle backseat attacks are like his thing."

"Fucking Batista."

"Fucking Batista."

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Can someone just lock this thread already? Between saying no one would believe a woman if she said she was raped to these lame ass can't act jokes about said woman, it would just save us a lot of time.

 

Because other people are having a discussion and the answer shouldn't always be "Someone said something, lock this fucker up!"

 

I mean yeah, what he said was creepy......which is why I totally ignored it and didn't comment on it and pretended it wasn't there.

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Just think how much terrible television wrestling fans would be spared from if Glenn Jacobs just knew how to say "No" to an angle.

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If it will even out the gender issues, there are sooooo man facial jokes to be made about Dean taking on 19 men.

 

I mean, for the good of the thread, you know...

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All things considered, it is impressive how quickly Bryan managed to figure out what was wrong with the car.

 

If wrestling didn't work out, he could have been a mechanic.

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All things considered, it is impressive how quickly Bryan managed to figure out what was wrong with the car.

 

If wrestling didn't work out, he could have been a mechanic.

 

who specializes in wire re-plugging-in.

 

"Hey, we got a wire issue here.  Where's Bryan?"

"He's busy.  We got wires loose all over the place.  It's El Nino I think."

"Jesus help us!"

 

 

 

Why am I doing so much dialog tonight?

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Just think how much terrible television wrestling fans would be spared from if Glenn Jacobs just knew how to say "No" to an angle.

Then we'd never have gotten anger management therapy with Dr. Shelby.

 

All things considered, it is impressive how quickly Bryan managed to figure out what was wrong with the car.

 

If wrestling didn't work out, he could have been a mechanic.

He'd never make any money.

Real mechanic: "So, first off, you were right, your battery IS dead, but unfortunately it's worse than that. Your starter is shot, your fuel pump is on it's last legs, and there's an oil leak. We can fix it for three thousand, parts and labor."

Daniel Bryan, mechanic: "Nope, just gonna reattach the wire here. You're good to go."

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I think the worst thing about the Brie/Kane stuff is how Cena is nowhere to be found.

 

OK, so maybe he sees the Bryan stuff as none of his business. But, like, your girlfriend's twin sister is getting victimized by a seven foot monster and you're just...not going to do anything?

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Just think how much terrible television wrestling fans would be spared from if Glenn Jacobs just knew how to say "No" to an angle.

 

But from his end, saying yes to so much has led to a long and steady career.  Even if we had to see him zap Shane's balls in the process. 

 

He's the Samuel L Jackson or Christopher Walken of wrestling.  Throw shit at him and he'll do it and take the check.  And often times end up good......and sometimes.....not.

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Bryan/ Kane isn't mid card. It was the main event last night. They just went with a different angle to end this one RAW. And apparently it was supposed to end last night but Batista doesn't want to do the Bryan singles feud they planned.

 

 

This fucking guy!

 

Yeah, I totally believe that. The guy that tapped out, clean, to Bryan at WrestleMania 30 and lost, clean, to Roman Reigns last night, doesn't want to work a program with Daniel Bryan. Forget Bray Wyatt, obviously the dirtsheets are God.

 

Also, pretty sure they haven't referenced Cena being in a relationship with Nikki Bella outside of Total Divas. Besides that, why the fuck does anyone want to see another hammy "actor" in this feud? We already have three, now you want to add Cena and possibly Nikki? Masochists, the lot of ya.

Posted

Bryan/ Kane isn't mid card. It was the main event last night. They just went with a different angle to end this one RAW. And apparently it was supposed to end last night but Batista doesn't want to do the Bryan singles feud they planned.

 

 

This fucking guy!

Yeah, I totally believe that. The guy that tapped out, clean, to Bryan at WrestleMania 30 and lost, clean, to Roman Reigns last night, doesn't want to work a program with Daniel Bryan. Forget Bray Wyatt, obviously the dirtsheets are God.

To be fair, I took it not that Batista didn't want to put Bryan over, but that he didn't want to risk cardiac arrest trying to push his body to keep up with him in a one on one match.

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Just think how much terrible television wrestling fans would be spared from if Glenn Jacobs just knew how to say "No" to an angle.

 

But from his end, saying yes to so much has led to a long and steady career.  Even if we had to see him zap Shane's balls in the process. 

 

He's the Samuel L Jackson or Christopher Walken of wrestling.  Throw shit at him and he'll do it and take the check.  And often times end up good......and sometimes.....not.

 

 

Eh, I'd say he's more Eric Roberts than Jackson or Walken.

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Just think how much terrible television wrestling fans would be spared from if Glenn Jacobs just knew how to say "No" to an angle.

 

But from his end, saying yes to so much has led to a long and steady career.  Even if we had to see him zap Shane's balls in the process. 

 

He's the Samuel L Jackson or Christopher Walken of wrestling.  Throw shit at him and he'll do it and take the check.  And often times end up good......and sometimes.....not.

 

 

Eh, I'd say he's more Eric Roberts than Jackson or Walken.

 

Danny Trejo

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Stephanie: "Hey, Glenn. We have this idea: What if Kane becomes a cross-dressing serial killer who lip syncs to Elvis songs and starts a love affair Santino?"

 

Glenn: Yeah, sure. Why not?

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Just think how much terrible television wrestling fans would be spared from if Glenn Jacobs just knew how to say "No" to an angle.

 

But from his end, saying yes to so much has led to a long and steady career.  Even if we had to see him zap Shane's balls in the process. 

 

He's the Samuel L Jackson or Christopher Walken of wrestling.  Throw shit at him and he'll do it and take the check.  And often times end up good......and sometimes.....not.

 

 

Eh, I'd say he's more Eric Roberts than Jackson or Walken.

 

Danny Trejo

 

 

Ron Perlman

 

I KNOW YOU'RE OUT THERE, WAITER!!!

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Just think how much terrible television wrestling fans would be spared from if Glenn Jacobs just knew how to say "No" to an angle.

 

But from his end, saying yes to so much has led to a long and steady career.  Even if we had to see him zap Shane's balls in the process. 

 

He's the Samuel L Jackson or Christopher Walken of wrestling.  Throw shit at him and he'll do it and take the check.  And often times end up good......and sometimes.....not.

 

 

Eh, I'd say he's more Eric Roberts than Jackson or Walken.

 

 

Danny Trejo

 

 

Only about a foot and a half taller.

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