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3 hours ago, Lawful Metal said:

So you admit he is the best player ever?

Nah, I'm wondering how the guy who shot 5-28 combined in games 2 & 3 is still in the NBA. 

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5 minutes ago, Contentious C said:

Lonnie Walker? Really? Jesus, if it's LA/Phoenix, I have to cheer for the Suns and I hate doing that!

I haven't watched much Laker basketball so I was sitting there going "Who the fuck is Lonnie Walker the Fourth?"

 

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1 hour ago, jaedmc said:

I haven't watched much Laker basketball so I was sitting there going "Who the fuck is Lonnie Walker the Fourth?"

 

He was drafted by San Antonio a few years ago, one of those guys that kept bouncing to the G league and back.

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I can't decide if this is insane levels of cope or if he's just this stupid...  but Greenie has thoughts about why New York is down 3-1 against a team that's perfectly designed to beat them:

He is paid $6.5 million for this.

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5 hours ago, Dolfan in NYC said:

I can't decide if this is insane levels of cope or if he's just this stupid...  but Greenie has thoughts about why New York is down 3-1 against a team that's perfectly designed to beat them:

He is paid $6.5 million for this.

Isn't this the level of "expertise" exhibited in most broadcast media?

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And Lakers lose and AD leaves in a wheelchair.

Hell, even if they win it back home, they really could've used those extra days of rest for old and or fragile bodies.

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Woof those last 3 minutes of the Sixers game. Some ugly ass ball. Half the team looked like they decided it was over before the other half. Harden had this look of like "There's 90 seconds left why are we even trying?"

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Looks like Devin Booker had to return the Robot Devil's hands sometime around the mid 3rd quarter of Game 5...

And the KD trade looks pointless and detrimental long-term for the Suns.  He's played well, and him and Booker are incendiary, but they should have faced facts that Chris Paul is totally done as a great player and that Ayton is fucking soft.  He's been outplayed nearly every game in this series by Landale, especially on the defensive end.  You can't have your # 3 option be that fucking guy; they're buying into the Concord fallacy for having spent the #1 pick on him.

If Denver keeps their foot on the gas, this will have been a good night for basketball.

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I was mistaken!

It's the classic "Let them get up by 30 in the first half before crushing them" gambit!

Denver as no idea what they're in for after half time.... they've played right into the Suns hands!

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Finally somebody knows how to drop the hammer when they have the chance to end a fucking series.

 

My only comfort from today is knowing that Boston hasn't really had any home court advantage in the playoffs in recent years. I know it would go against everything he's ever done in his career, but I need another James Harden 40+ point explosion damnit. Anybody but the fucking Celtics.

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I was hoping that I could get one of my friends to resurrect his "Stick Figure Sports" series. I even gave him a script.

 

"Meanwhile in Philadelphia.."

Jayson Tatum: "Wheeee!" (shoots ball over the top of the basket)

Jayson Tatum: "Ok, I got this.." (CLANK!)

Jayson Tatum: "Don't worry, it's just a phase (throws an actual brick at the hoop)

Jayson Tatum: "Hey coach, why are we losing?"

Joe Mazzula: Because you need to put the ball in the hoop to score points?

JT: "oh! Sorry about that"

Doc Rivers on sideline "Uh-oh."

JT: (multiple basketballs go into hoop) Really, I should have thought of that 40 minutes ago.

Joel Embiid: Coach, we need to make an adjustment. Should we stop Tatum from 3 point shots?

Doc Rivers: "Um, I dunno.. it might affect our Game 7 if we do that.."

Embiid: (sighs) You are the WORST coach in closeout games..

Rivers: That's because I've had so much practice at them!

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