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Threw on a random episode and it starts off with The Outsiders shoving around Schiavone and Larry. Then Scott Hall calls out the Faces of Fear. All I could think was "Buddy, you are dumber than a sack of bricks."

I'm looking forward to more of the Cruel Tutelage of Nikki Cross. Also, uhhh...Kona Reeves is mean as fuck in the ring.

A running one-hander off the goddamn glass. I mean...fuck. He, like, said hi to Tim Duncan, Kareem, and Jordan on that one. And that's the best I can come up with, because it might be wrong. I just can't really explain it and do it justice. Fucking BEAUTIFUL. That shot reminds you why you watch basketball.

To paraphrase what I wrote earlier about Michael Hayes, sometimes the name is enough. The Glamour Girls looked like Patty and Thelma. Then they beat your ass like Patty and Thelma would. They weren't required to do promos. There is little to no evidence saying that they couldn't. I'd err on the side of them being able to. Ain't lookin' to catch a lit Virginia Slim to the eye.

Also, maybe the IIconics can outpromo the Glamour Girls, but the GG's would beat the damn breaks off of them. They smoke the IIconics in the ring, flat out. And though they weren't really required to do promos, I'm guessing Leilani Kai and Judy Martin knew how to hype up a match at the Omni or whatever.

Ummm, stalling and heel tactics are in-ring work.

Bottom line is, Leilani Kai and Judy Martin will stomp your narrow ass into the blacktop. Ya feel me? If not, take it up with them and see where it gets ya.

When it comes to the Glamour Girls gimmick and them not talking...I dunno, maybe a bad example because he could talk 'em into the building, but Michael Hayes was Purely Sexy on that "Headlining over Krokus at the State Fair" level, nah mean?

Star Lord's line about Jesus had me HOWLING. Fuck, that was awesome. Even better that I laughed loudest and I could tell it bummed some people out.

Vs. Penny Mitchell and Candace Pardue, 11.1.86, in particular. Mitchell and Pardue aren't on par with the Bomb Angels, so this is the Glamour Girls show, and that's totally okay. I dug the hell out of it and it'll only cost ya 12 minutes.

I recently watched a couple Glamour Girls matches on Prime Time and was blown away by them, Judy Martin especially. She was a hellacious bumper and was busting out a power bomb in the mid-80s. On top of that, they're both total ring generals. Even the non-Bomb Angels matches rock, if you ask me.

Yup, and Nikki doesn't need 'em.

Right there with you, man. This is just awful and tragic. Not even forty years old, and his kids are really young.

I'm wrong so far and that rocks.

Watching World Tour '90 right now. The look and atmosphere of the London Arena for this Dino Bravo vs Bret Hart match is fucking AWESOME. That crowd loves them some Hitman.