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  1. southofheavy

    Colt Cabana sues CM Punk

    Or the buildup for Bellator 174: Punk vs Cabana, Podcast vs Punk Promises to Knock It the Fuck Off.
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    Colt Cabana sues CM Punk

    Yeah, lawyer up, you bettah... Gonna have that song stuck in my head the rest of the day now.
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    The Board Game Thread

    Me and a buddy of mine still drop "Thank you, Cleric" on the reg. SUMMON ALL YOUR LIFE FORCE!
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    NXT July 25, 2018

    That shirt RULES. Love the fact that Shayna doesn't wear her own merch.
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    Best way to get your wheels under ya in UFC? Beat the brakes off CM Punk repeatedly. Stoppage via leg kicks just for the hell of it.
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    Hair Metal

    I can't even begin to fathom the effort of maintaining that perfect three-day stubble.
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    Hair Metal

    Ha! Totally. There are soooo many parallels between hair metal and mainstream country. And yeah, Carr played that song perfectly. Without him, that song ends up as the B-side to How Can We Be Lovers?
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    Hair Metal

    Yeah, Eric Carr was cool. He was a far better fit than Peter Criss ever was. That Faster Pussycat song came out when my parents were going through their divorce, so that was my fucking JAM for a while when I was a kid. Love the fact Michael Bolton co-wrote Forever.
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    Hair Metal

    Don't Go Away Mad rules. That whole album is awesome. Kiss put out SO MUCH garbage during the 80s. It was all downhill after Lick It Up. Plus, Gene's look was fucking atrocious for ten years straight. He had some outfits that even Enuff Z'Nuff wouldn't touch. Kiss didn't figure it all out, period, until Revenge came out.
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    WCW Monday Nitro Omnibus Thread

    Threw on a random episode and it starts off with The Outsiders shoving around Schiavone and Larry. Then Scott Hall calls out the Faces of Fear. All I could think was "Buddy, you are dumber than a sack of bricks."
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    [NXT] May 16, 2018 TV Show

    I'm looking forward to more of the Cruel Tutelage of Nikki Cross. Also, uhhh...Kona Reeves is mean as fuck in the ring.
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    2018 NBA Playoffs: QUARTERFINALS

    A running one-hander off the goddamn glass. I mean...fuck. He, like, said hi to Tim Duncan, Kareem, and Jordan on that one. And that's the best I can come up with, because it might be wrong. I just can't really explain it and do it justice. Fucking BEAUTIFUL. That shot reminds you why you watch basketball.
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    To paraphrase what I wrote earlier about Michael Hayes, sometimes the name is enough. The Glamour Girls looked like Patty and Thelma. Then they beat your ass like Patty and Thelma would. They weren't required to do promos. There is little to no evidence saying that they couldn't. I'd err on the side of them being able to. Ain't lookin' to catch a lit Virginia Slim to the eye.
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    Also, maybe the IIconics can outpromo the Glamour Girls, but the GG's would beat the damn breaks off of them. They smoke the IIconics in the ring, flat out. And though they weren't really required to do promos, I'm guessing Leilani Kai and Judy Martin knew how to hype up a match at the Omni or whatever.
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    Ummm, stalling and heel tactics are in-ring work.