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  1. As an aside, I now really want to hear Regal say, "But, the shopkeeper and his son were another matter entirely. We had to beat them to death with their own shoes."
  2. Matches must be called "championship opportunities." If a participant bleeds, they must be immediately taken to a medical facility.
  3. To me, it sounded like the sound was mixed wrong. The commentary was way too upfront.
  4. I'll do ya one more and say that casting Jungle Boy and especially Sammy as two of the pillars did more harm than good. It was WAY too early to be throwing that term on them. Way I see it, neither one of them really merit it. Jungle Boy might get there.
  5. At this point, it's probably for the best for everyone involved. I'll be sad to see him go, especially like this, but he needs to stay away from the wrestling business.
  6. Nah. Dudes with Attitude and Brothers in Paint 'til the end. Sting says "Mucho Respect" and walks up to the rafters to smile upon Darby as he Coffin Drops himself into the World title.
  7. I'm not saying that what Punk did wasn't unprofessional. What I am saying is that when it comes to CM Punk, HHH is talking out of both sides of his mouth. Shawn can be as professional in front of the cameras now as much as he wants. He's a prick and he always has been.
  8. There's also the staph infection that could've killed him, medical malpractice, and Vince saying "I'll owe ya one, pal" too many times.
  9. He is now and Shawn's still a prick.
  10. I thought the same thing. In either cut of the presser, I don't hear a question about Colt.
  11. This is stupid. It just sucks. If it's a work, there's far more interesting ways to get to Punk vs Kenny or Punk vs the Bucks or Punk vs Hangman 2. There were better ways to book MJF. There are far more interesting and better ways to book this company as a whole. Hell, you have Eddie Kingston right there. If it's a shoot, or certain parts of it are a shoot, no one looks good after last night. I was under the impression that got Punk got asked about Colt Cabana right off the rip, so I was actually a little understanding about him going off. Then I watched Denise Salcedo's shoot of the presser and Punk served all that shit up without provocation. Frankly, he's an asshole for doing it, Page is an idiot for his promo, and The Bucks are fucking morons, too. I don't want to watch a bunch of assholes be assholes to each other. I'd go "celebrate" Thanksgiving at my Dad's house if I wanted that. Now, if this were leading to Sting, Darby and Eddie cleaning house on all these fools, that'd be different. It's not. On top of that, that PPV sucked. It was a two match show. Punk vs Moxley was great and that tag team match was spectacular. Everything else was just there or disappointing.
  12. That last part is your internalized capitalism talking. Take a nap and do not a goddamn thing today. You've earned it.
  13. Frankly, I think getting away from the Undisputed thing is gonna do wonders for Adam Cole. He needs to freshen up his gimmick, big time.
  14. Now I wanna hear him call Hangman Tim Riggins.
  15. Yeah, he should smack Sammy every day until Tony flies in Akiyama.
  16. It's tournament fatigue. 3rd one this year.
  17. Nah, see, Sting's got immunity because Muta hit him with the yellow mist in '89. He's sayin "Fuck you and your crew, Tommy."
  19. Yeah. AND they're called bosses, too. While I'm at it, work is the goddamn workplace mortal enemy.
  20. They're called customers. I hope you don't have to have them.
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