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How did I not notice Denver signed Gary Kubiak as OC?  As a Baltimore fan, this makes me almost as happy as him leaving the Ravens in the first place.  Enjoy his play calling wizardry, Broncos fans.  His entire system is, "call rushing plays on typical passing downs and vice versa, because surely nobody will ever expect that!"  3rd and 20?  HANDOFF!  3rd and 1?  They're definitely expecting the run so let's go deep!

 

Dude's whole play calling philosophy revolves around trying to be entirely too fucking cute.  Actually, he's great for Denver because Peyton will audible out of every call anyway.

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Was Lawrence Phillips really a bust?  Lawrence Phillips was a player who was drafted #6 because Dick Vermiel has the world's softest heart.  I don't know if he would have been drafted in the first round by anyone else.  The writing was on the wall with him from day one, and I don't think you can call him a bust when so many people saw his career coming.  Trent Richardson is a bust, because everyone thought he was a sure thing.  He's probably the player people have been most wrong about.  Coming out of college he looked like the complete running back, but he's almost completely inept. 

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JaMarcus Russell was worse than Trent Richardson

Rae Carruth is the worst 1st rounder ever. I won't be moved on this fact unless someone goes full Benoit psycho and kills his entire family.

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How did I not notice Denver signed Gary Kubiak as OC?  As a Baltimore fan, this makes me almost as happy as him leaving the Ravens in the first place.  Enjoy his play calling wizardry, Broncos fans.  His entire system is, "call rushing plays on typical passing downs and vice versa, because surely nobody will ever expect that!"  3rd and 20?  HANDOFF!  3rd and 1?  They're definitely expecting the run so let's go deep!

 

Dude's whole play calling philosophy revolves around trying to be entirely too fucking cute.  Actually, he's great for Denver because Peyton will audible out of every call anyway.

 

Head coach, which is even funnier.

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Oh shit I just noticed that.  God damn, NFL.  Once you get a coaching job, you can stay in the league for life.  Fail one place as head coach, get a coordinator job somewhere else, succeed despite yourself, then get another head coaching job, rinse, repeat..

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Worst running back pick ever: Blair Fucking Thomas.

 

This never stops being schadenfreuderiffic

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Speaking of drafts, has there been any recent drafts with a worse first 10 than 2012's now?  Other than Luck and Kuechly, it's starting to look rather bad.

 

2013 is no great shakes either. Basically what we are learning is never draft anyone, ever.

 

 

2013 Top Ten:

 

Eric Fisher

Luke Joeckel

Dion Jordan

Lane Johnson

Ezekiel Ansah

Barkevious Mingo

Jonathan Cooper 

Tavon Austin

Dee Millner

Chance Warmack

 

Top two QBs picked:

 

EJ Manuel

Geno Smith

 

2013 NFL Draft was pretty bad all around

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Worst running back pick ever: Blair Fucking Thomas.

 

This never stops being schadenfreuderiffic

 

 

I watch this now and again and it never fails.

 

 

"Fullback..."

 

"OHHHHH NOOOOOOO"

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Don't get me started on my rant again about some of picks in that video that were actually good (ie Jeff Lagaman)

 

I mean its not like ESPN needed to embellish to mock the Jets

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Rotoworld and the Pittsburgh-Post Gazette are now saying that Phil Taylor needs microfracture surgery, which KIND OF justifies his getting cut by the Browns, though my childhood team has still been a dumpster fire for over a decade irregardless.

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Seriously, the only thing this whole saga is missing is RGIII doing something to ensure he gets his $16+ million option for next season, since it's only guaranteed in the case of injury.

 

 

 

 

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When it comes to enforcing the rules of the NFL, Roger Goddell is the Washington Redskins of giving out punishment.   Isn't this the 5th ruling in a row that has been over-turned or dramatically reduced

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Since UT is playing Notre Dame this weekend we've been talking about the hilarious history of overhyping and overrating of the Domers. People talked about Ron Pawlus (and Brady Quinn), and I brought up the original Pawlus, Rick Mirer. While certainly not a Leaf or Russell-level bust, he's gotta be in the discussion.

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When it comes to enforcing the rules of the NFL, Roger Goddell is the Washington Redskins of giving out punishment.   Isn't this the 5th ruling in a row that has been over-turned or dramatically reduced

 

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