Nice Guy Eddie Posted March 8, 2019 Share Posted March 8, 2019 Cocaine can make for some really great promos, and some really bad ones like the one from Dollar Tree Paul E. and the Dollar Tree Road Warriors. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nate Posted March 8, 2019 Share Posted March 8, 2019 (edited) I got a fever, and the only prescription is more Dirty Player. Edited March 8, 2019 by nate 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted March 9, 2019 Share Posted March 9, 2019 7 hours ago, nate said: I got a fever, and the only prescription is more Dirty Player. I hope you're vaccinated if the prescription is Dirty Player. 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nate Posted March 9, 2019 Share Posted March 9, 2019 (edited) 41 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said: I hope you're vaccinated if the prescription is Dirty Player. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (... because, sometimes, the laugh react is just insufficient ...) Edited March 9, 2019 by nate 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted March 9, 2019 Share Posted March 9, 2019 8 hours ago, nate said: I got a fever, and the only prescription is more Dirty Player. I have no fucking idea what he said. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nate Posted March 9, 2019 Share Posted March 9, 2019 (edited) 8 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said: I have no fucking idea what he said. That's ok, he doesn't either! #rimshot I still think his fed is AARP on first gloss. Edited March 9, 2019 by nate 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouHaveUntil5 Posted March 9, 2019 Share Posted March 9, 2019 “I ain’t never done what I did” I remember seeing these Dirty Player promos years ago and laughing hysterically then. I’m glad they hold up for comedic purposes now. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted March 10, 2019 Share Posted March 10, 2019 For those unafflicted by chromosome deficiency, here is a translation of the prior promo. "Hahahahaha! TWF! Sammy Kane! You wanna screw me, you wanna screw everybody else stop by? You don't want paid wrestlers, in your... fed. You are da free. You know what, not Dirty. You been gone out my life past year now. I'm makin' it living. I'm makin' damn good job. I'm me I'm gewhere I am. I got my own fed, in AAP. This how we livin' now! Mo' hardcore matches, mo' lectric chair matches! You don wanna do Christian wrassling? OH MY GAWD! C'MON NOW! WHO GON' BUY DAT SHIT? NOT ME! NOT DURTY! AH HA HA HA HA HA HA! You know what, you just *pauses* *wipes shoe* dog on my shoe, what you oar. To me. Dance Riley! Dey done call you last TWF! All TBFpeopledoneCBKane! Dey try ushud *pause* usanam, nawgempay! I don' blame dem! You wanna cues people stealin' shit! Know what? No way! No how! I never done what I did. *long pause* *confused stare* Oooo, whenIseeyouCBKane... Oooo, aw tere you part limb to limb. Step up in AAP see what happens." 1 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodyChamp Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 That’s like a Jim Cornette promo from the Bizarro World. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nate Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 17 hours ago, Curt McGirt said: oar Apart from his very vocal distaste for Christian wrestling, "dat's what you oar" is my favorite section. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nate Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 This can't even be ... the thought of a possible Dirty Player vs. New Jack match even being a concept, much less a possibility short circuits my brainium. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Infinit Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 Are we sure this Dirty Player dude doesn't suffer from some sort of mental handicap? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thee Reverend Axl Future Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 Dirty Player needs to be managed by Uncle Goddamn or Jesco White, you know what I'm saying? - RAF 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 "Uuuhm..." *waves arm* *waves other arm* Dirty Player is the gift that keeps on giving. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoneWolf&Subs Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 19 hours ago, Infinit said: Are we sure this Dirty Player dude doesn't suffer from some sort of mental handicap? Yeah, I’m not sure if he’s southern, mentally retarded, or Australian. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nate Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 There's a vid of him in a MMA fight. It goes exactly how you think it would; by that I mean he tries a dropkick straight out the blocks. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 6 hours ago, LoneWolf&Subs said: Yeah, I’m not sure if he’s southern, mentally retarded, or Australian. Mentally retarded, southern Australian 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted March 13, 2019 Share Posted March 13, 2019 Okay, that's it. When I get home I'm sending these promos to Maffew. Coming soon to Botchamania... 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted March 13, 2019 Share Posted March 13, 2019 So, because I am apparently internet inept, does anyone have Maffew's e-mail or a contact of some kind? PM is fine to use if necessary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nate Posted March 14, 2019 Share Posted March 14, 2019 On 3/13/2019 at 1:42 AM, Curt McGirt said: So, because I am apparently internet inept, does anyone have Maffew's e-mail or a contact of some kind? PM is fine to use if necessary. The main one I've found is through Facebook. I await the day I get to hear, "HEY! IM DURTYPLAYER AN YUR WARCHIN BOTCHMANYUH!" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted March 15, 2019 Share Posted March 15, 2019 Yeah, I forgot I had liked the Botchamania Facebook so I went on there and messaged him all the links last night. We'll see what happens. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace Posted March 15, 2019 Share Posted March 15, 2019 (edited) On 3/12/2019 at 1:22 PM, nate said: There's a vid of him in a MMA fight. It goes exactly how you think it would; by that I mean he tries a dropkick straight out the blocks. The fact that you've not posted a link to this MMA fight leads me to believe you don't love us. Oh dear god. The ref has to demand that the fighters have actually taken a shower in the past few days. Edited March 15, 2019 by Ace 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted March 15, 2019 Share Posted March 15, 2019 He can't even pronounce the word 'dropkick'!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nate Posted March 15, 2019 Share Posted March 15, 2019 28 minutes ago, Ace said: The fact that you've not posted a link to this MMA fight leads me to believe you don't love us. In all honesty I was afraid I had dipped into the Durty Player well once too often. I was a fool. A damned fool.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace Posted March 15, 2019 Share Posted March 15, 2019 All of the footage is about a decade old. One wonders if the dude's still alive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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