scraylo187 Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 Guys, forget CM Punk. Something really important has happened. http://youtu.be/dZz72LZMjVo 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tromatagon Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 That's probably the greatest thing I've ever seen 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scraylo187 Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 That's probably the greatest thing I've ever seen I have so many questions 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Fresh Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 Somebody will have to let me know if that movie ends with John Morrison eating the dog, because then I'll go see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mco543 Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 They should've made the monkey like Stu Hart. They could've had the monkey stretching the dog down in his gym called the "kennel". The fact that got funded and released is mind boggling, even more so because it isn't a WWE film. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 Monkey/Vince: "How would you like to be a wrestler?" Dog/Desperate young talent: "What I really want is a family." Monkey/Vince (inner voice): "Oh, God, Thank God, this is going to be too easy!" I await the podcast where, like the one of the Snow dogs from the Cuba Gooding movie talk about how "Air Bud Entertainment" withheld their royalties when they no-showed an appearance with John O'Hurley. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spritenaut 32 Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 So, at a minimum, the dog and monkey guest host Raw when the movie opens, right? Somebody will have to let me know if that movie ends with John Morrison eating the dog, because then I'll go see it. Cross promotion with Lucha Underground and Big Ryck eats a lookalike dog? Honestly, that'd probably get over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scraylo187 Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 Monkey/Vince: "How would you like to be a wrestler?" Dog/Desperate young talent: "What I really want is a family." This line was the ID of every pro wrestling alive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebbie Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 In other news, David Otunga is doing stand up now. Hope he got better material since that one time he tried to crack jokes about Barrett and Barrett figuratively told him "Go home and learn how to insult someone." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dre013 Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 Meltz reporting Mysterio is going to get a very lucrative contract to come back and wrestle a full-time schedule. Mysterio's ACL/MCL, wrist and ribs declined comment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Nature Boy Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 I literally can't think of one person on the roster that I'd want to see 2014 Rey Mysterio wrestle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 Dr. Chris Amann says!: "Here, Rey, swallow this jar of cartilage! It's sure to find a hole in some part of you and settle in!!" 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mco543 Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 Aside from Angle, Flair, Foley, and Hogan I literally cannot think of another wrestler I want to see wrestle less than 2014 Mysterio. He's so broken down he's not even capable of being a Rey Mysterio greatest hits cover band at this point and it's depressing as hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tromatagon Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 Rey is like one of my top five favorite all time wrestlers and one half of my favorite match of all time, so he can do whatever he wants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victator Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 Rey tricked people into thinking Wade Barrett was relevant, so he knows his stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spontaneous Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 Does this mean Sin Cara is still a thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool arrow Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 Sin Cara was never a thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolfan in NYC Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 Somebody will have to let me know if that movie ends with John Morrison eating the dog, because then I'll go see it. Was his movie character trained by Dean Malenko? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mco543 Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 Maybe he was trained by Fuji and he's going to serve the dog to the little kid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebbie Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 Aside from Angle, Flair, Foley, and Hogan I literally cannot think of another wrestler I want to see wrestle less than 2014 Mysterio. He's so broken down he's not even capable of being a Rey Mysterio greatest hits cover band at this point and it's depressing as hell. I literally can't think of one person on the roster that I'd want to see 2014 Rey Mysterio wrestle. Chris Jericho? Rey tricked people into thinking Wade Barrett was relevant, so he knows his stuff. Is someone getting warmed up to be upset that Cesaro's going bye bye when Barrett comes back? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evilwaldo Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 Aside from Angle, Flair, Foley, and Hogan I literally cannot think of another wrestler I want to see wrestle less than 2014 Mysterio. He's so broken down he's not even capable of being a Rey Mysterio greatest hits cover band at this point and it's depressing as hell. I literally can't think of one person on the roster that I'd want to see 2014 Rey Mysterio wrestle. Chris Jericho? Rey tricked people into thinking Wade Barrett was relevant, so he knows his stuff. Is someone getting warmed up to be upset that Cesaro's going bye bye when Barrett comes back? If that happens the Internet will explode. Please let it happen just so I can watch the drama. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hollywood Cibernetico Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 Mysterio hasn't meant anything to me in years and falls into the stale category the same as Jericho and RVD. I wouldn't mind Jericho in TNA, ROH, NJPW, AAA, PWG, etc. Just something different. He would feel so fresh and new. Same with Mysterio. There is no one in 2014 WWE that I am interested in seeing Mysterio work against. In his last WWE run his reactions weren't as strong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niners Fan in CT Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 No one HERE is gonna buy that hoodie unless it has good punches. The hoodie took a hard bump. MAKE HIM RUN THE ROPES. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mco543 Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 Can the hoodie do a missile dropkick? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bink_winkleman Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 The hoodie? Bill Belichick is wrestling? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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