The WWE Total Divas Thread

[Fat Spanish Waiter]

Epic LULZ for using the excuse that the Cam/Naomi's gear wasn't ready so they couldn't have their match instead of saying "you can't go on because you don't mean shit and we really don't have time for you". I mean I understand why they did it, but still.....hilarity.

Did you miss the part where they said it was bumped because they didn't have time for them?

[Cristobal]

Was that the NXT ring announcer training with Natalya?

 

[LooseCannon]

A big part of me is hoping we keep the creep down enough to prevent this thread from closing.

 

A part of me is hoping that someone like MGFanJay will post weekly screenshots that make this a difficult task.

[Overly Critical Man]

Someone should just start posting random pics of past divas photoshoots, thinking this is a thread about WWE divas, rather than the tv show to further murk the waters and send us careening towards a pants-free abyss.

[Victator]

Some of you guys are really sexually repressed. There has to be a middle ground between creep shots and acting horrified at anybody expressing admiration for the female form. 

[Overly Critical Man]

That would be expressing admiration for creep shots of the male form.

[Victator]

And the problem with that is?. 

[Overly Critical Man]

I didn't say that was a problem. I said that was the middle ground.

[Victator]

So we are in agreement, more ass pics.

[odessasteps]

So we are in agreement, more ass pics.

[Victator]

That is a good start.

[LooseCannon]

So we are in agreement, more ass pics.

 

[Gonzalez]

 

So we are in agreement, more ass pics.

 

[TerjeRUN]

A good first episode I thought, better than I expected it to be... 

[Big Fresh]

I finally watched it. Everything about this show is fucking phony and stupid and pisses me off.

I'll be back next week.

[BEN!]

Is there a reason I'm unaware of why Alicia Fox isn't on the show? Haven't her and Wade Barrett been together for three years now?

 

It's a short, I think 8 episode run.  No room for all the yaks.

 

The use of shoot names is odd considering how fake everything is.

 

Bellas made a 19-year old fetch them alcohol at WWE's charity party.

[LooseCannon]

The season needs to be a few episodes longer so that it can naturally lead to an all-Diva traditional Survivor Series match.

[Justin877]

I like Brie can't stand Nikki.  May be the editing and the way the show is put together.  Let's be honest the Cena/Nikki power couple make me want to gag.  but on the other hand, seems like Brie and Daniel Bryan are pretty good together.

 

I will have to add this to regular viewing, making two shows I watch on E.  I cant wait til The Soup (the other E show I watch) and Joel McHale get a hold of this

[NikoBaltimore]

 

 

 

Is there a reason I'm unaware of why Alicia Fox isn't on the show? Haven't her and Wade Barrett been together for three years now?

It's a short, I think 8 episode run.  No room for all the yaks.

 

 

 

Now, now, we all know with the use of "yaks" appropriate action needs to be taken.  Here, allow me:

 

[Rows]

"I think that was his problem all along man. He had his nose wide open, that yak got him going"

 

Booker T talking about Drew McIntyre. Elimination Chamber 2011.

[Big Fresh]

I wonder exactly how much access the cameras have to WWE backstage stuff. For example: Why didn't they show the incident of Brodus yelling at the Funkadactyl?

[JRV]

I stopped halfway through because it really felt like a new low in my life to be watching this, but I do have to say it was bizarrely awesome seeing Bryan Danielson pretty heavily featured on a reality show on E.

[offspring515]

I stopped halfway through because it really felt like a new low in my life to be watching this, but I do have to say it was bizarrely awesome seeing Bryan Danielson pretty heavily featured on a reality show on E.

 

 

Really?  Damn you must have lived a clean life.

[THEmanWITHnoNAME]

 

 

 

 

 

 

Guess E! is trying to find something more than just "The Soup" to draw straight males to their network.

[truename]

I was just thinking about how great a feminist character would be in the Divas division. She could do a "shoot" on how every diva is f'''king top guys to get 2 minutes of tv. She needs to be attractive, but never wrestle with panties or anything sexy, although knowing WWE they 'd get over the top. She needs to be right about the morals, like Punk, to work. She could be booked as a heel at first, but eventually the crowd would love her and WWE could do their PC ads about how a great influence she is on young girls.