The WWE Total Divas Thread

[Dog]

I enjoyed it more than I thought I would.  But where was Asparagus?

[ultimoDANK]

Is this the return of the pants free thread?

Here's how I read this thread. He wore pants, he didn't wear pants, pants, no pants, no pants, no pants. You get the idea.It is kind of silly to see the American Dragon being on an E! reality show.

[Jrag]

This thread is going to be so fucking creepy that it might actually convince me to back FSW's never-ending mod campaign.

[Niners Fan in CT]

This thread is going to be so fucking creepy that it might actually convince me to back FSW's never-ending mod campaign.

 

You have to dial it down a notch. People saying "wow Eva is pretty hot" is not creepy, it's human. I could see the thread getting creepy but right now it's been fairly respectful. I really didn't know if someone would create a thread on the show but I'm not surprised. We are among the very few who will watch anything WWE puts out.

[Bustronaut]

I was surprised by how likable Brie came off.  Her and Danielson need to be on a better show.

[Dog]

I was surprised by how likable Brie came off.  Her and Danielson need to be on a better show.

 

I'm imagining a forest-based competition for survival against Brock and Sable.  Hunters vs. Gatherers.

[Bustronaut]

Brock, Bryan and Shawn - mountain men putting up with their big city wives - Mera, Brie and Whisper

[Reggie20x6]

I'm surprised you PERVERTS didn't suggest they go on 'Naked and Afraid'.

[Bustronaut]

This is the only reality show I watch, sorry

[Gonzalez]

This thread is going to be so fucking creepy that it might actually convince me to back FSW's never-ending mod campaign.

That Eva girl is soooo pretty. I can't believe she isn't under age.

[Ligerbusa]

You guys really think Eva Marie was supposed to go blonde? C'mon, IT'S A WORK. They were pushing her as a rebel the whole show.

 

Was that the NXT ring announcer training with Natalya?

[The Z]

I think the worst scene of the show was, when Natalya was told she wouldn't have a match at Wrestlemania a few days before the show by the VP of talent relations.

Like this would actually happen.

[Niners Fan in CT]

If we start guessing what's a work or what's not we'll be here all night. You just have to assume there's a ton of staged BS. That's how all of these shows are.

[Charlie M.]

It's about as real as Hogan Knows Best.

[Reggie20x6]

People on a wrestling board are surprised that reality TV is a work?

 

I've been watching reality TV since the 3rd season of The Real World - so about 20 years now. 

 

Reality TV is, at best, 95% real. It's all fake. There is too much money at stake and too many people who want to avoid having to work real jobs.

[MGFanJay]

Mama Bella looks a billion feet tall compared to her kids. Loved how great Jimmy Uso came off - he sounded a lot like a Samoan Briscoe Bros. in the car with Naomi. Everything with Bryan and Brianna ruled, and if they get hitched, her married name will be hilariously close to her hubby's. Go Bryan and Brianna Danielson! I wonder if the Bellas got their tiny hats at the same place Daffney got hers. Naomi's tits were all over the place at the end when Layla was consoling her. Nattie also looked quite hot in lingerie, and Tyson's hair somehow went from bad with the little whatever in the front to worse fully grown out.

[Niners Fan in CT]

Okay, now it's getting creepy.

[Fat Spanish Waiter]

1) this show is basically the Locker People from MIB II getting their own show.

2) Rippa come on! Read this and tell me a firm hand isn't warranted. You have people from Chicago, a degenerate wasteland, demanding the hammer be bestowed upon me.

[PuroresuFan]

Is there a reason I'm unaware of why Alicia Fox isn't on the show? Haven't her and Wade Barrett been together for three years now?

[Skelemania]

I made it maybe ten-fifteen minutes before I shut it off. Even that was only because they re-aired it after RAW & the remote was on the other side of the room (I'm lazy). But, yeah, not my cup of tea. Although the Bella girl with Cena part was hilarious. Good luck with that marriage, lady.

[Gonzalez]

Okay, now it's getting creepy.

Oh man after the last episode aired I checked Google to see if any of them have done porn. 

[Bustronaut]

and?

[LooseCannon]

Pretty sure Gonzalez would have mentioned if he got any positive hits.  And he should be banned if he did but didn't link us to pics.

[NikoBaltimore]

A big part of me is hoping we keep the creep down enough to prevent this thread from closing.

 

Then there's the part of me that sees this thread destined to go the way of past threads about women.  I'm still shocked that the female wrestler tournament and the female NXT didn't get axed on the old board.  It was definitely nearing its demise, but as far as I know they all somehow stayed up.

 

Either way, I think I can see myself watching the whole show.  I'm entertained by the wackiness of it all, and as for what's BS I just find it best to turn my brain off on that.  I'm sure we'll find out anyway on the Observer so what's the point in trying to figure it out?

[Doubting El Dandy]

Epic LULZ for using the excuse that the Cam/Naomi's gear wasn't ready so they couldn't have their match instead of saying "you can't go on because you don't mean shit and we really don't have time for you". I mean I understand why they did it, but still.....hilarity.