JonnyLaw Posted March 20, 2014 Posted March 20, 2014 Swiss chocolate (or "conflict cocoa" as I like to call it) was very popular with the Third Reich. Come on, we made it this far without Godwin's law (or the pro wrestling equivalent).
S.K.o.S. Posted March 20, 2014 Posted March 20, 2014 There's only 50 minutes left, right? We don't know. It's like soccer.
JonnyLaw Posted March 20, 2014 Posted March 20, 2014 My fellow Americans, America was built on the concept of climbing ladders. You know that old concept of hard work and dedication you'd rise to the next rung? That's a very simple concept, very simple. But somewhere along the way, that concept was altered. That ladder has been traded in for a formulaic five moves of doom comeback. The hard work has been traded in when we allowed our heroes to become supporting players on a reality TV show. And the only callouses you're going to see on Americans' hands now are not on their hands, it's on the tips of their fingers from sitting at a computer keyboard all day long on some social media such like Twitter, pushing a fake hashtag movement. It's sickening. Antonio Cesaro is a decent hard-working American, and in March Madness, he will sacrifice everything to climb a very real internet poll to claim the title of being the best in the world from March 2013 to February 2014. Now if you're a Real American sitting at home, this is what I want you to do. I want you to stand up, put your hand over your hearts, and say in a very loud clear voice along with us: WE the PEOPLE! 1
Cristobal Posted March 20, 2014 Posted March 20, 2014 Swiss chocolate (or "conflict cocoa" as I like to call it) was very popular with the Third Reich. Come on, we made it this far without Godwin's law (or the pro wrestling equivalent). And now you're touting him as a Real American. Swiss, American...what is he? Some universal cheese? Well fine. Swiss cheese, American cheese, you know what the best cheese is? That's right. BRIE! And Brie's marrying Daniel Bryan! VOTE DB! 1
Craig H Posted March 20, 2014 Posted March 20, 2014 Technically, this would be tied if BigFresh weren't a numbskull. 1
jaedmc Posted March 20, 2014 Author Posted March 20, 2014 Five minutes you turds. Someone tell the rest of Daniel Bryan's familyto get their asses in here fast, I don't want the responsibility.
Jrag Posted March 20, 2014 Posted March 20, 2014 Your vote doesn't count more in the last hour unless you want the all important "deciding vote cred" which matters to... no one? But it feels SOOOOO GOOOOD!!!
Craig H Posted March 20, 2014 Posted March 20, 2014 5 minutes you butts. Vote Daniel Bryan! Vote for freedom!
JonnyLaw Posted March 20, 2014 Posted March 20, 2014 Cesaro represents the American Dream. VOTE CESARO!!!
Matt D Posted March 20, 2014 Posted March 20, 2014 I feel like this should be breaking the board from hits more than something silly like Wrestlemania or the Sleaze Thread does.
RIPPA Posted March 20, 2014 Posted March 20, 2014 Psst.... jae You are an admin now.... you can make accounts and get around that whole registration process Just saying... 1
JonnyLaw Posted March 20, 2014 Posted March 20, 2014 Cesaro ain't even American. Fuck that noise. HE'S HERE LAWFULLY WORKING ON BECOMING A CITIZEN! HE'S DOING IT THE RIGHT WAY!!! Daniel Bryan supporters are xenophobes!!! Vote Cesaro.
Matt D Posted March 20, 2014 Posted March 20, 2014 Has it ever come down to the wire like this before? We could bring mookieghana in to run the odds, but I think the chances that it could turn out like this are terribly slim.
JonnyLaw Posted March 20, 2014 Posted March 20, 2014 Has it ever come down to the wire like this before? Yes... CM Punk vs. Mark Henry. HENRY WAS ROBBED! DO THE RIGHT THING JAE!!! 1
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