Dolfan in NYC Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 Playoff Scenarios AFC New England Clinch AFC East with:1. NE win or2. MIA lossClinch AFC East and first-round bye with:1. NE win + CIN loss + IND lossClinch playoff spot with:1. BAL loss (Week 15) or2. BAL loss (Week 16) Cincinnati Clinch AFC North with:1. CIN win + BAL loss (Week 15) or2. CIN win + BAL loss (Week 16)Clinch playoff spot with:1. CIN win + MIA loss Miami Clinch playoff spot with:1. MIA win + BAL loss (Week 15) + BAL loss (Week 16) NFC Carolina Clinch playoff spot with:1. CAR win or2. ARI loss + SF loss + DET loss (Week 15) or3. ARI loss + SF loss + DET loss (Week 16) or4. ARI loss + SF loss + CHI loss San Francisco Clinch playoff spot with:1. SF win or2. ARI loss New Orleans Clinch NFC South and first-round bye with:1. NO winClinch a playoff spot with:1. NO win or2. ARI loss + SF loss + DET loss (Week 15) or3. ARI loss + SF loss + DET loss (Week 16) or4. ARI loss + SF loss + CHI loss Detroit Clinch NFC North with:1. DET win (Week 15) + DET win (Week 16) + CHI loss + GB loss Philadelphia Clinch NFC East with:1. PHI win + DAL loss Chicago Clinch NFC North with:1. CHI win + DET loss (Week 15) + DET loss (Week 16) + GB loss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newb82 Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 Screen name bet for Bills-Phins? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 The Packers are winning the division anyway, so I forgive you your slight of not including them. That is unless they don't, either is fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JRGoldman Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 If the Bills lose, Kuestar should be renamed "off broadway joe" for his failed guarantee of 8 and 8. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 Didn't they already lose 9? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLSigman Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 Shit... our best hope is that the Saints come to Charlotte and forget how to play football outside. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jrag Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 The Lions are eliminated if Chicago and GB both win this week. The prophecy is one step away, Jae. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 The Bears will humble the NFC North. Break their backs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 And my favorite part of this season has been watching FSW turn into Gonzo with his idiotic fandom of his shithouse, loser franchise. Lions, to quote coach Jack Reilly, "You're not a has been...you're a never was." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 And my favorite part of this season has been watching FSW turn into Gonzo with his idiotic fandom of his shithouse, loser franchise. Lions, to quote coach Jack Reilly, "You're not a has been...you're a never was." Not sure what your beef is, is there some storied Lions/Colts rivalry Detroit don't know about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 Well, that would just be mean to compare the Lions and Colts. You're off your game today, son. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 Well, that would just be mean to compare the Lions and Colts. You're off your game today, son. I just don't think you should be able to cower under a rock when the Bears lose, and then slither out like an odious snake when they're back in it. Meanwhile the noble Lions fans stand here every week taking their beatings with grace and stoic dignity. Henceforth I will no longer recognise you as a Bears fan. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 Well, I also don't celebrate every Colts or Bears win. Weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jrag Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 I'm always here! Check this out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 That is beautiful. You could see the hope in their faces and then the crushing realization of how futile it is to cheer the Lions. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spontaneous Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 I really hope that our owner for a change decides to fire our coaching staff and front office for sucking at their jobs. Knowing Ford we are looking at Schwartz getting an extension and Mayhew taking another defensive lineman. More of side arm slinging Stafford and being told to wait for him to develop, he'll be real good someday. Figures, a week after the longest field goal record finally gets broken and I don't have to see that stupid highlight of a last second kick killing the Lions, what happens but a slightly shorter kick go and kill the Lions? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 I looked to see who the Bears were playing, filled with joy at the prospect of these miserable, diabolical, evil haters getting their comeuppance. It's Philly. Fuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glfpunk Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 Go Bears Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elsalvajeloco Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 I looked to see who the Bears were playing, filled with joy at the prospect of these miserable, diabolical, evil haters getting their comeuppance. It's Philly. Fuck. The good for Lions fans: Cutler may spot the Eagles a couple interceptions and the Eagles have won their last three at home The bad for Lions fans: Philly's defense may give up three TDs somewhere in between all that to Jeffery, Marshall, and one of the Bennetts The ugly for Lions fans: Having to rely on NICK FOLES to stay in the playoff hunt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jrag Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 Except NICK FOLES is actually kind of awesome... I still think we can out score them, but the Eagles are NOT a good matchup for us. Lesean might set the single game rushing record. Alshon and Brandon are going to terrorize them, though. We will need everything Lance Briggs has to offer next week. Let's hope that is a substantial contribution. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 Yeah, the Bears run D is practically non-existant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elsalvajeloco Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 *Plays for the Eagles, automatically nullifying any awesome. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin877 Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 Only game that matters for me is the Saints @ Panthers! I will be sitting on top of Bank of America Stadium in Charlotte for this! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 Only game that matters for me is the Saints @ Panthers! I will be sitting on top of Bank of America Stadium in Charlotte for this! Wear a knife proof vest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elsalvajeloco Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 That's only at AFC West games. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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