Octopus Posted January 23 Share Posted January 23 Does this mean we can start saying “Book it, Dwayne” when we want a match? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra Commander Posted January 23 Share Posted January 23 The money in the bank briefcase will now have 7 bucks in it 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra Commander Posted January 23 Share Posted January 23 “Heard you talking shit about the Baba Chops” 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zendragon Posted January 23 Share Posted January 23 21 hours ago, Infinit said: Has anyone ever been to obscure yet pro wres identifiable town before? I once was in Bucksnort, Tennessee. been through Baker, CA the gateway to Death Valley a bunch of times 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxB Posted January 23 Share Posted January 23 I've been to Wigan. Well, through Wigan. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted January 23 Share Posted January 23 Has there even been a cowboy wrestler billed from Monument Valley? Other than that, does going to Dave's house in Campbell, CA count? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra Commander Posted January 23 Share Posted January 23 I guess none of the "not directly satanic but satanic" heels have hailed from Devils Tower Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted January 23 Share Posted January 23 Has anyone been billed as being from the Bermuda Triangle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra Commander Posted January 23 Share Posted January 23 3 minutes ago, odessasteps said: Has anyone been billed as being from the Bermuda Triangle? I once had a short-lived e-fed guy billed from Bermuda who called his finisher (which was either a Tazmission or a Cobra Clutch) the "Bermuda Triangle" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elsalvajeloco Posted January 23 Share Posted January 23 Went through Bucksnort. I was in Bixby, OK over Thanksgiving, but I forgot to calculate how far my brother lives from the old Mid South office. Cannot be that far. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted January 23 Share Posted January 23 3 minutes ago, Elsalvajeloco said: Went through Bucksnort. I was in Bixby, OK over Thanksgiving, but I forgot to calculate how far my brother lives from the old Mid South office. Cannot be that far. 116 West Breckenridge, for future reference Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elsalvajeloco Posted January 23 Share Posted January 23 3 minutes ago, odessasteps said: 116 West Breckenridge, for future reference I know that address but I forgot my brother's address lol. 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra Commander Posted January 23 Share Posted January 23 "Bill Watts, can you drive me to my brother's house" (entire car trip is filled with Bill telling ESL about the benefits of investing in Krugerrands) 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elsalvajeloco Posted January 23 Share Posted January 23 Bill Watts picking up some black hitchhiker would be a story I would instantly come back here and tell. And oh, I would ask him about Master G. That and if Dark Journey has a niece that looks exactly like her. 6 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra Commander Posted January 23 Share Posted January 23 1 minute ago, Elsalvajeloco said: Bill Watts picking up some black hitchhiker would be a story I would instantly come back here and tell. And oh, I would ask him about Master G. "HELLO YOUNG BO-- MAN." (Bill catches himself knowing he can't call a black person "boy" anymore) "HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF THE JUNK YARD DOG" 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elsalvajeloco Posted January 23 Share Posted January 23 Based on what my brother told me about his neighborhood, Bill has some company regarding his line of thinking and ideology. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted January 23 Share Posted January 23 Yeah, considering it was the MSWA office and his house .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert S Posted January 23 Share Posted January 23 On 1/22/2024 at 11:46 PM, Infinit said: Has anyone ever been to obscure yet pro wres identifiable town before? I once was in Bucksnort, Tennessee. Depends on your definition of obscure. I have been to quite a bunch of central European towns that are hometowns of pro wrestlers that made it in the US, e.g. Lucerne, Switzerland (Claudio's hometown) - most not really obscure to a European though probably somewhat obscure for an American. Apros pos Claudio: I have driven past the Alpamare as in "Alpamare Waterslide" - a move Claudio uses - dozens of time (though never been inside). Did WWE ever announce Fabian Aichner's / Giovanni Vinci's hometown (a small town in South Tyrol, Italy)? Because I have been in that region quite often (mostly driving through, though). 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Infinit Posted January 23 Share Posted January 23 1 minute ago, Robert S said: Depends on your definition of obscure. I have been to quite a bunch of central European towns that are hometowns of pro wrestlers that made it in the US, e.g. Lucerne, Switzerland (Claudio's hometown) - most not really obscure to a European though probably somewhat obscure for an American. Apros pos Claudio: I have driven past the Alpamare as in "Alpamare Waterslide" - a move Claudio uses - dozens of time (though never been inside). Did WWE ever announce Fabian Aichner's / Giovanni Vinci's hometown (a small town in South Tyrol, Italy)? Because I have been in that region quite often (mostly driving through, though). Switzerland is so beautiful! Took the train from Paris to Zurich and Zurich to Milan and the views were stunning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirSmUgly Posted January 23 Share Posted January 23 Lucerne I know because it's a brand of butter in the U.S. that, I believe, is said to originate from that inimitable town. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Technico Support Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 54 minutes ago, Elsalvajeloco said: Bill Watts picking up some black hitchhiker would be a story I would instantly come back here and tell. And oh, I would ask him about Master G. That and if Dark Journey has a niece that looks exactly like her. He might pick you up, but no damn way is he taking you to Denny’s. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra Commander Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 57 minutes ago, Elsalvajeloco said: That and if Dark Journey has a niece that looks exactly like her. would it be too awkward for DJ to talk to you about colon hydrotherapy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elsalvajeloco Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 11 minutes ago, Cobra Commander said: would it be too awkward for DJ to talk to you about colon hydrotherapy Yeah, I don't think my employer's health insurance covers that. Also: 1) I feel it is in my best interest to be respectful to any and all black ladies old enough to be mom. 2) It would be even more awkward to ask if she plans on being at Sting's last match in Greensboro. I mean it's not like Dick Slater can do anything from beyond the grave. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stefanie Sparkleface Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 3 minutes ago, Elsalvajeloco said: Yeah, I don't think my employer's health insurance covers that. Also: 1) I feel it is in my best interest to be respectful to any and all black ladies old enough to be mom. 2) It would be even more awkward to ask if she plans on being at Sting's last match in Greensboro. I mean it's not like Dick Slater can do anything from beyond the grave. So you don't believe in ghosts, much less vengeful ones. Noted. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elsalvajeloco Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 14 hours ago, Stefanie Sparkleface said: So you don't believe in ghosts, much less vengeful ones. Noted. Well, Dick Slater barely did anything in the ring when he was alive. I doubt he would put in much effort on the other side. In addition, Steve Borden has Jesus backing him up now. What do you think is keeping Darby Allin from disintegrating into dust? That ain't nothing but Jesus. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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