NFL 2013: WEEK 9

[James F'n X]

Have the Texans unis always been this boss? It's like the 80s in Foxboro up in here.

[Pete]

Well, how about that.Case Keenum, ladies and gentlemen.

Awesome celebration. Kid wanted that hot start and I'll be dipped off he didn't get it.Apparently the Texans are holding a tribute to the Astrodome with that HIDEOUS looking turf. Seriously, was there a monster truck rally before the game or something?

[Death From Above]

 

Well, how about that.Case Keenum, ladies and gentlemen.

Awesome celebration. Kid wanted that hot start and I'll be dipped off he didn't get it.Apparently the Texans are holding a tribute to the Astrodome with that HIDEOUS looking turf. Seriously, was there a monster truck rally before the game or something?

 

 

Yeah it looks like the turf in Rogers Centre in Toronto. 50 Shades of Green.

[Tabe]

Is this how it's gonna be for the rest of the season?

I've been saying that for at least five years. He'll give you a highlight but gets smoked constantly.

[Tabe]

Have the Texans unis always been this boss? It's like the 80s in Foxboro up in here.

That's their alternate, same one they've used since day one. And, yeah, it rocks. Still regret selling mine.

[Burgundy LaRue]

Blocked FG?  This can't be life.  And I have no wine!  I did see a water-down peach malt liquor in the back of the fridge.  Desperate times, folks.

[Death From Above]

So uh Colts special teams might need a little work.

 

Also seeing that replay the punter is lucky he didn't seriously injure his knee there. That looked kind of nasty.

[James F'n X]

Dude's lucky he got a part of that ball, otherwise that's an easy roughing the kicker. Solid cross-body, though!

[Pete]

Kittens, this is one wacky game already.

[BobbyWhioux]

Have the Texans unis always been this boss? It's like the 80s in Foxboro up in here.

The Texans are one of many teams in the league whose "alternate/throwback" uniform is far superior to the crap they wear the rest of the season.

[Death From Above]

Okay, that TD was pretty fucking sweet.

[BobbyWhioux]

I do believe Kurtie is in the process of misplacing his pants.

[James F'n X]

Burgundy, it's OK. The Seahawks were in a similar hole, and they came back.

[Burgundy LaRue]

No, no, no, NOOOOOOOOOOO-----

[Death From Above]

"Gunslinger" makes its first appearance tonight at 1:12 to go in the 1st quarter, if you had that in some sort of advanced drinking game pool thing.

[Shadow]

Dear Brian Billick,

 

Your ass better be announcing the rest of our games for the remainder of the season/post-season

 

Sincerely,

 

Panthers and Panthers fans

 

PS It's not weird if it works.

[odessasteps]

I got out of the car when it was 21-0 Tampa Bay and started playing GTA.

Not totally surprised, but man ...

[The Erotic Terrorist]

Concerning the field looking so bad, I do know there was the University of Houston game played there on Thursday, and yesterday Stephen F. Austin vs. Sam Houston State was also at Reliant Stadium. That has to be why the grass is in such poor condition.

[Niners Fan in CT]

Get the fuck out of Andre Johnson's way.

[Fat Spanish Waiter]

Hahahaha Colts are dogshit

[Fat Spanish Waiter]

Oh shit Kubiak collapsed.

[RonL21]

[Burgundy LaRue]

Hahahaha Colts are dogshit

 

And the Lions are the shovel that scoop said manure.  What can be done with Keenum remembering that he has Andre Johnson at his disposal.  For the record?  I'd totally take Beats by Dre in a fight over Megatron.  Dre is Shockwave--he finds ways to get you.

 

Hope Kubiak is OK.  That was too scary.

[Ryan]

Megatron's got him on height and size and youth, but Andre may have the intangibles!

[Burgundy LaRue]

Beats by Dre has experience.  He can rope-a-dope.  Ask Courtland Finnegan.