NFL 2013: WEEK 9

[Fat Spanish Waiter]

Why even play Cutler? McCown has shown more heart and guts than Jay Cutler has shown ass.

[Fat Spanish Waiter]

And Jay Cutler shows ass weekly.

[LooseCannon]

Why even play Cutler? McCown has shown more heart and guts than Jay Cutler has shown ass.

 

That would probably violate some law banning discrimination against Vagina-Americans.

[BobbyWhioux]

The ESPN radio broadcast (Kevin Harlan, Boomer Esiason) is saying Collarbone.

 

That would be Very Very Bad.

 

That's "trade all your draft picks for Carson Palmer out of sheer desperation" bad.  [Well okay the Packers won't do that...]

[jaedmc]

Gruden on Rodgers just standing on the sideline "That's the scariest sight I've seen in sometime."

 

Gruden must live in a magic land of pixies and unicorns and nothing bad ever happens. 

[Assassin]

What if...

 

[Burgundy LaRue]

Bitter Mike Tirico is pretty damned funny. Just the disgust in his voice.

 

"A mess in Miami. A mess in Tampa Bay. And we'll see them next week."

 

I  must say that few do disgust better than Tirico.  He has my respect on that front.

 

 

And I LOVE how Assassin thinks. Let him come. Come home and save Green Bay, tiny weenie man.

[jaedmc]

I don't get to listen to Gruden often, but this is just magnificent. 

 

After all the talk about cheese heads, he says "You know what I'd wear if I was a bears fan? A shredder"

 

Cut to three guys wearing the same cheese grater heads that have been shown ALL NIGHT.

 

And you can almost hear Gruden "SQUEEEE" all over himself.

[Niners Fan in CT]

"So you're looking for a QB?"

 

[Fat Spanish Waiter]

Oh man, return of the 'Slinger would be the best thing. Returning for the Thanksgiving game and the Man They Call Suh.

[Brian Fowler]

So, yeah, it's safe to say this is my favorite MNF game since2011.

[Ryan]

I'd actually approve of Suh crushing Favre.

[Raziel]

This was a shitty week to have Foster and Rodgers in fantasy.

[Burgundy LaRue]

Oh man, return of the 'Slinger would be the best thing. Returning for the Thanksgiving game and the Man They Call Suh.

 

Interesting aside:  my mother has convinced herself that Suh's anger issues come from being teased about his last name by other players.  And then she ends the conversation with My name is Sue/Suh, how do you do!

 

Sometimes, my mother is just too funny.

[ivpvideos]

What if...

You shut your dirty mouth. NEVER AGAIN

[Hail Sabin]

Fucking Ted Thompson not spending fucking money to give us a good back up QB.

Wallace will suck dick on this drive as well since he actually has to pass the ball.

2 sacks in 3 plays FUCK!!!!!!

[Burgundy LaRue]

Fucking Ted Thompson not spending fucking money to give us a good back up QB.

 

Welcome to every Colts fan's worst nightmare, past and present.

[jaedmc]

EAT THAT DINO PACKER SCUM. I'M SENDING INCOGNITO TO SLAP ALL YOUR REAL MOTHERS IN THE FACE. AND AFTER HE DOES THAT HE'LL MILK THEM SO I CAN HAVE FRESH MILK WITH MY EGGS AND BACON TOMORROW MORNING.

 

BECAUSE THEY ARE COWS YOU GREEN BAY SHITS.

[Ryan]

Hi!

[jaedmc]

Account was hacked. I'm deeply disturbed by whoever wrote that outburst that can only come from a person who has watched the Packers win too many games.

[Hail Sabin]

 

Fucking Ted Thompson not spending fucking money to give us a good back up QB.

 

Welcome to every Colts fan's worst nightmare, past and present.

 

Yep Jim Sorgi for years then Painter.

They shoud cut Wallace and pick up Flynn he probably knows the system better then shitty Wallace.

[Fat Spanish Waiter]

This is set up perfectly for Detroit to win the division.

[elizium]

The Packers should troll Trestman by throwing a ton of money at the Argonauts for Ricky Ray.

[APO]

"So you're looking for a QB?"

 

MAKE IT HAPPEN, GREEN BAY!

[The Man Known as Dan]

This is set up perfectly for Detroit to win the division.

 

 

Sadly, this was my first thought as well...

 

... at least Dallas/Cinci won't have to feel bad about being the worst division winner, right?