Eivion Posted February 5, 2021 Share Posted February 5, 2021 9 hours ago, J.T. said: God. I forgot all about Bring Down The Sky. Once again I must live through the heartburn of letting Balak go to save the colony and not busting a cap in his ass in ME3 'cause I need his troops. This event has fueled my hatred of Batarians over the years. "Drink it, or I'll blind you one eye at a time." I loved Bring Down the Sky. I don't think I ever quite hated Batarians, but I so hated Balak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLSigman Posted February 5, 2021 Share Posted February 5, 2021 Every incel dudebro and his brother is pissed that Miranda's ass won't be vaccuum sealed into her suit anymore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted February 5, 2021 Share Posted February 5, 2021 28 minutes ago, JLSigman said: Every incel dudebro and his brother is pissed that Miranda's ass won't be vaccuum sealed into her suit anymore They will prob still be okay with FemShep/Liara lesbian Zero-G sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death From Above Posted February 7, 2021 Share Posted February 7, 2021 I am 100% going to do a character in a game someday called "No Ass Is Law Law" and absolutely no one else in the world but me will know the joke. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted February 7, 2021 Share Posted February 7, 2021 (edited) I am probably the one of the few infidels that knew that "Sharia law" is a redundant term. No ass is law law will be a meme in no time. On 2/5/2021 at 12:50 PM, JLSigman said: Every incel dudebro and his brother is pissed that Miranda's ass won't be vaccuum sealed into her suit anymore I am a civilian that works with Soldiers, so I have actually been rather critical of ME2 for not having the characters in proper hard gear for military ops. They didn't even put them in pressure suits when they're in deep space in zero atmo or on planets with a hostile climate. It is hilarious to watch Jack run around in a depressurized, near Absolute Zero environment or some toxic hellscape while wearing a rebreather and a fucking sleeveless midriff. Edited February 7, 2021 by J.T. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted February 7, 2021 Author Share Posted February 7, 2021 Yeah good luck telling Jack that she needs to cover up 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted February 7, 2021 Author Share Posted February 7, 2021 I need to start a podcast entitled “No Ass is Law Law” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirFozzie Posted February 7, 2021 Share Posted February 7, 2021 No Law is Ass Law? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted February 7, 2021 Share Posted February 7, 2021 2 hours ago, RIPPA said: Yeah good luck telling Jack that she needs to cover up I have no issues with Jack running around half clothed while she's on my ship. Running around in zero atmo with no protection is asking to be turned into a cloud of red mist.... if you don't freeze solid first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted February 7, 2021 Author Share Posted February 7, 2021 I chalk that up to her low key using Biotic powers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted February 7, 2021 Share Posted February 7, 2021 (edited) 54 minutes ago, RIPPA said: I chalk that up to her low key using Biotic powers That doesn't explain why Zaeed runs around with no enviro protection when he is in your squad. Chatting with a Muslim friend of mine about ME. The number of things that would need to be cut out for ME to get a Halal rating is astounding. Khalisah al-Jilani (and the running gag of Renegade Shep punching her in the face) would probably be written out completely. Edited February 7, 2021 by J.T. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gonzo Posted February 10, 2021 Share Posted February 10, 2021 (edited) On 2/7/2021 at 4:37 AM, SirFozzie said: No Law is Ass Law? I'M AN ASS LAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! YEAH I'M AN ASS LAWWWWWWWWWWWW! (This would work better if I could get the Billy Gunn Titantron from YouTube or something, but that's all blocked from work here.) Edited February 10, 2021 by Gonzo 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted February 12, 2021 Author Share Posted February 12, 2021 If I remember correctly - once the DLC got introduced (which this edition will be coming with all of it) there were more than enough points to be at 100% Galactic Readiness without have to do the multiplayer part. Plus one would assume they would just reassign the points anyway Side note - http://n7hq.masseffect.com/ is still active My N7 rating is still in the Top 1% of the Globe and more importantly still ahead of @J.T. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted February 12, 2021 Share Posted February 12, 2021 (edited) 21 hours ago, RIPPA said: If I remember correctly - once the DLC got introduced (which this edition will be coming with all of it) there were more than enough points to be at 100% Galactic Readiness without have to do the multiplayer part. Plus one would assume they would just reassign the points anyway Side note - http://n7hq.masseffect.com/ is still active My N7 rating is still in the Top 1% of the Globe and more importantly still ahead of @J.T. Oh for fuck's sake. IIRC, I should also be somewhere in the Top 1%. Edited February 12, 2021 by J.T. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted February 12, 2021 Author Share Posted February 12, 2021 5 minutes ago, J.T. said: Oh for fuck's sake. IIRC, I should also be somewhere in the Top 1%. Yeah - you aren't too far behind me based on the scores in my friends list on that page I am a little pissed that it appears my challenge score has wiped Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxB Posted February 15, 2021 Share Posted February 15, 2021 So this turned up in my reccomended videos, and I laughed: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted February 23, 2021 Author Share Posted February 23, 2021 On 2/4/2021 at 12:49 PM, Death From Above said: The thing that is werid about it to me is they could 100% just say "multiplayer isn't there at launch but a new version of it will come out summer 2021" and it would absolutely make them more money in the long run than it would cost to develop it, but EA have never been long-term thinkers. I just got my digital copy if Game Informer today and the cover story this mouth is about the ME Legendary Edition I haven't read the article but they had a tiny little side blurb about why they didn't include the multiplayer and it basically boiled down to it would have taken a lot more work. (It wouldn't have been impossible but basically they decided to focus their energy on doing other things in the game) I wanna say Mac Walters quote implied something like 75% of the people who played the original ME3 didn't touch the multiplayer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted February 23, 2021 Share Posted February 23, 2021 Fortunately you and JT took up the slack. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted February 24, 2021 Share Posted February 24, 2021 On 2/23/2021 at 1:01 PM, RIPPA said: I wanna say Mac Walters quote implied something like 75% of the people who played the original ME3 didn't touch the multiplayer It does not surprise me that 75% of the ME community are RPG nerds that don't know one end of a rifle from the other and could not flank a stationary target if their lives depended on it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted February 24, 2021 Share Posted February 24, 2021 This is going to turn into bringing JT's constant admonishing of me not staying in cover. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted February 24, 2021 Share Posted February 24, 2021 (edited) 3 minutes ago, odessasteps said: This is going to turn into bringing JT's constant admonishing of me not staying in cover. I yelled at Aaron & Big Fresh about that a lot, too. They always ran around willy nilly while playing classes with tissue paper shields / barriers and died within seconds after an engagement with the enemy. I just shook my head. I will miss Don's obscene Salarian Engineer build and Rippa & I competing for Grabs and Charge kills while we're both playing Krogan. Edited February 24, 2021 by J.T. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted February 24, 2021 Share Posted February 24, 2021 If its any consolation, I'm mildly better at in RDR2. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted February 25, 2021 Author Share Posted February 25, 2021 So Henry Cavill posted a tease last night of a project he is working on and people are losing their minds because it appears to be Mass Effect https://www.rockpapershotgun.com/henry-cavill-must-be-writing-mass-effect-fanfic Quote There he is, getting his hair and makeup done while showing off his blurry bit of reading. Some detectives over at Gamepressure ran Cavill's pic through Focus Magic - software that handily removes blur from images - and managed to make out words like "Cerberus", "Reaper", "Geth" and "Tali'Zorah". A little more sleuthing and Gamepressure figured out it was a paragraph from the Mass Effect 3 Wikipedia page about the game's plot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raziel Posted March 6, 2021 Share Posted March 6, 2021 I've now officially bought the ME Trilogy 3 times. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted April 6, 2021 Author Share Posted April 6, 2021 EA posted a blog going over all the gameplay tweaks they are making https://www.ea.com/games/mass-effect/mass-effect-legendary-edition/news/gameplay-calibrations Next week they will focus on the visual changes Most important update Quote Inventory management improvements Items can now be flagged as “Junk” All Junk items can be converted into Omni-gel or sold to merchants at once Inventory and stores now have sorting functionality The blog also talks about how they will handle the Galactic Readiness issue in ME3 since I know folks asked about that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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