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As it turns out, this one wasn't too awfully terrible once I got into it. Everybody started with forced crowbars, but to get to the guns, you had to walk along this narrow sign and make these hard jumps. Everybody had an opportunity to get to them. Mis - that looks like a normal drive to a mission with Melraz. I'm in a room right now with a guy named BETER TH4N U. Guess where I'm headed. I was getting some snacks to gear up for a mission when this happened. I then get messages asking "u like that" and "are u a girl". I'm taking this asshole out to sea in a chopper if I can pull it off.

You should've asked him if his mom is hot.

This is why the Spengler Cup must be on TV. I debated posting the Jay and Dan dance video version, but did not want to distract from the purity of the song.

RUkered's got a boyfriend. Hilarious.

There's some sort of weird irony in Punk writing a character that is played in the movies by a guy that led to him leaving wrestling which is how he has time to write comics.

Will she be full dead?

I'm joining one of those 1000000 RP deathmatches right now. I know it's a trap, but I have to see one of these shit shows for myself. Edit - well that was a stupid decision

At least freemode worked out well last night. We threw a beach party before the heist bullshit. Got challenged to two one on ones by sub-level 10 guys. Not sure why it's always me that gets challenged to those. The room I spawned into in the middle of our heist fiasco was some sort of organized war between two guys in tanks and a bunch of guys in choppers. I did my part by driving a sticky bombed Prius up one of the tanks' ass before we started trying that damn heist again. I did my best to get sent behind bars with Stout after we punted on the heist. I spawned into the middle of a bigass scrum and figured I 'd take out a couple dots before I went to bed. Stupid me, I was still killing em two hours later. I know I took out at least 15 personal vehicles. Most of the scrum broke up after a while, so I decided see how the game chat was, since it always seems to entertain Stout. There was only one guy on the chat, and he kept complaining about somebody being a retarded-ass n*******. Took me a while to realized that he meant me. I'd already killed him a bunch, so then I really went to town on him. Some guy called Elite something called a mugger on me, and tried to come after me as well, but he kept getting killed for his troubles. The guy that was on the chat finally called mercs, then went in passive on me. I didn't want to give him the satisfaction, so I hightailed it to my apartment. I was gonna drop off at that point, but I noticed the chat guy had left, and that Elite boy was on the beach. I only managed to kill him one more time before he left too. That left me and one other guy in the game. He was up by Zancudo, but he had a bounty on him. Plus, I wanted to clear the room at that point, so I gave chase. Turned out he was in a jet. He tried to take me out just north of that tunnel under the base, but he flew a little too straight and got shot down. He should've gone into passive, or left, but he didn't seem to get the hint. I started switching to stupid weapons just to break up the monotony of killing him. He challenged me to two deathmatches, and lost both 5-0. I finally got curious what the kill total was and charged him carrying a golf club. Turns out I was up 37-2.

You gotta hydrate, though. Did you have two Gatorades?

All Star Batman was turrible.

Gutless. Heartless. What excuse are we using this year boys? Weren't playing the defending champs. Weren't hurt. Owner and GM got you the big free agent you needed. This team is as talented as there is in the league. First round matchup with a team who is just not as talented as you. Yet same exact fucking result.

It's not TV. It's HBO.Yes, I went there.

Stout - I actually did have a Gatorade just now along with some Goody's powder. That's the Melraz hangover special. Me and Danny Glover are getting too old for this shit. I don't know if I mentioned it last night, but I was on earlier and met my fucking maker. We were up in the marsh or whatever - out where Mis made that sniping deathmatch. This kid kept wearing me out and then killing himself so he'd respawn somewhere else. That was pissing me off, but I guess it's a good tactic. He's up something like 14-1, and then I get a chat invite. I never do it, but I think fuck it why not. I'm like hey what's up, ready for him to talk a bunch of shit. He didn't, but sure enough, he was about 12. He was just calmly chatting me up while he kept whipping my ass. We did a one-on-one toward the end, and finished up our "battle" with him up 23-2. The kid asks - would you like to be friends or keep battling? I said, uhhh considering you've blistered my ass, let's be friends. He then took me around the map showing me good sniping spots and how his crew defends them. Nice enough kid, but damn if that wasn't some humbling shit. I asked him how long he's been playing this game. He thinks for a few seconds and says "Around four months." I immediately shut the damn Xbox off and reevaluated my life for a while.

It will start as a Drax book, but fan demand will soon have it as a Rocket Raccoon book.

I screwed up and didn't make it to the boat twice if I remember right. I have no idea what happened to me last night. I guess my connection dropped or something. All I know is I woke up in bed with a head that feels like it weighs 97 pounds. Too much Gatorade I reckon.

I woulda helped out by sticking a pitchfork up the other end. Is it always that much of a pain in the ass trying to do something with randoms? If I wanted to play that guy's style, I'd be running raids in Destiny, instead of playing GTA. Fuck that, and him.

Some good stuff with Finlay and a really good Cena match once. I liked his match with JBL at No Way Out 2006, also vs Benoit on the draft 2007 RAW. Really loved the Finlay series, Finlay's comeback and run in 2006 was amazing, he was the best thing on WWE TV that year.

At least it is not "cut my face off and then staple it back on" joker.

Bayless just hit Rose with the Meltzer Driver. Cause he's a young buck, you see. I'll leave.

Yeah ive been a bad influence on people since i was 15, but imma hellova nice guy. Im gonna try to get on tonight if i dont crash out i need to explode some dots.

Things that are awesome: Dusty in 1977:

The dude's had three bad bouts of Bell's Palsy. Speaking from experience after just two minor bouts of BP in comparison, it sucks when you can't make the right expression because YOUR FACE DOESN'T WORK. Give the guy a break, he legitimately cannot smile properly, and never will do so again.

Shockingly, the Kickoff was a bunch of words. Wyatt said some new words. BNB-Neville was fun and greatly helped by the crowd being hot for Neville. Nothing match though. Ditto Dean-Harper, and the kiss me arse match was okay. Everything with the post-match that didn't involve the #Sheanus sign was stupid. New Day vs. CK was tons of fun. They have perfect chemistry together with Xavier as the cheerleader and E/Kofi being the classic tank/Porsche combo. Loved the black fan in the crowd with his son just astonished at New Day, who used THE POWER OF POSITIVITY to win. Harper-Dean pt 2 was a thing. Cena-Rusev was hurt by the lights, match layout, and commentary. Lana breakup tease is awful. Naomi has now stolen Sasha's whole act, and lost thanks to the Bellas cheating to win with a 2-on-1 advantage. Yes, they're still faces via a phantom turn. Show vs. Roman was a laborious video game match. LOL @ that stupid finish. They went from one stupid, but visually impressive one to...that. Ryback beat up Bo for no real reason. Bray didn't even save his brother for an in-joke to start the Bray-Ryback feud. KOTR is returning on Tuesday with a #tourneyouttanowhere. Payback's only three weeks away - why not use that for the KOTR finals and make that seem at least important on paper instead of doing a one night tourney out of nowhere? Main event went on forever before RKO-related bullshit and tons of interference happened. WAHOO - RAW IS SEMANTICS tomorrow. http://jayreviewsthings.blogspot.com/2015/04/wwe-extreme-rules-2015.html Screens - Terra Ryzing "Closer...closer!" http://http://www.imagebam.com/gallery/l0y9mb60eo6njdzwc0ef4s7vhixgmyc7

Send for the man!

Hell Burke, at least I got paid for it. You're giving it up for free?

Just copy the address bar link and remove the "s" in "https" at the beginning.

Nope.

If Blues lose this, they are the new San Jose Sharks. David Backes' playoff points totals are abysmal. Funny how he goes largely unscathed in terms of criticism when the Sedins are used as pinatas for not scoring at a PPG in the playoffs. NEVER MIND THAT SHIT! GREASY GOAL!

Did either of y'all try shooting those big-ass chandeliers in the bank lobby while you were doing crowd control? I spent forever cracking myself up shooting those things with a mini-gun and watching them bounce all over the ceiling. That one one cop taking 3 of us out like a fucking terminator was good too.

I'm 35. That must be why.

Outside the tats, it looks like Morrison's Paddle Write a Duke Of a Death Joker. Mix that with the way fucking underrated ASBaRtBW Joker, and I like it. Except I'm still not fond of Joker being in a Suicide Squad movie. Or Harley for that matter.

So yeah, the DJ boring thing is done. Get over it.

I stopped trying to make sense of Maldonado's fights once he turned a MMA fight into a grappling match with 3 or so years removed from being K-1 Brazil GP champ, Vitor Miranda. That is still one of the weirdest MMA fights ever.

Also, since I want this thread to stay open, we gonna kill the boring talk after a surprisingly entertaining show. Why? Because I said so.

If he is the Spurs of MMA, I'll take it. Goddamnit, that armbar was fantastic.

Japan maybe? Newest member of Bullet Club?

Just unlocked Ninja Mime Cage motherfuckerrrrrr

I like it, personally.

Headline: "Ric Flair: My daughter 'not afraid' to take on Ronda Rousey" and the top 2 comments on /r/squaredcircle were better than their usual: "Dad, stop using me to win bets." "Ric what the fuck are you doing she'll be murdered"

This is the result of watching WCW for several years. (It's probably also the result of drinking before breakfast.)

46 by my math, yeah. Still look pretty agile based on the photos (y halo thar fat guy moonsault).

Restored version on DVD http://www.amazon.com/Super-Inframan-Danny-Lee/dp/B000H5U5GM/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1428865498&sr=8-1&keywords=super+inframan Celestial remastered pretty much all of the Shaw Bros stuff, but most of the DVDs are out of print now.

The Regal gif exists because it has been posted here before. Of course now when I need it - I can't find it. This will have to do for now