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As it turns out, this one wasn't too awfully terrible once I got into it. Everybody started with forced crowbars, but to get to the guns, you had to walk along this narrow sign and make these hard jumps. Everybody had an opportunity to get to them. Mis - that looks like a normal drive to a mission with Melraz. I'm in a room right now with a guy named BETER TH4N U. Guess where I'm headed. I was getting some snacks to gear up for a mission when this happened. I then get messages asking "u like that" and "are u a girl". I'm taking this asshole out to sea in a chopper if I can pull it of

You should've asked him if his mom is hot.

This is why the Spengler Cup must be on TV. I debated posting the Jay and Dan dance video version, but did not want to distract from the purity of the song.

RUkered's got a boyfriend. Hilarious.

There's some sort of weird irony in Punk writing a character that is played in the movies by a guy that led to him leaving wrestling which is how he has time to write comics.

Will she be full dead?

I'm joining one of those 1000000 RP deathmatches right now. I know it's a trap, but I have to see one of these shit shows for myself. Edit - well that was a stupid decision

At least freemode worked out well last night. We threw a beach party before the heist bullshit. Got challenged to two one on ones by sub-level 10 guys. Not sure why it's always me that gets challenged to those. The room I spawned into in the middle of our heist fiasco was some sort of organized war between two guys in tanks and a bunch of guys in choppers. I did my part by driving a sticky bombed Prius up one of the tanks' ass before we started trying that damn heist again. I did my best to get sent behind bars with Stout after we punted on the heist. I spawned into the middle of a b

You gotta hydrate, though. Did you have two Gatorades?

All Star Batman was turrible.

Gutless. Heartless. What excuse are we using this year boys? Weren't playing the defending champs. Weren't hurt. Owner and GM got you the big free agent you needed. This team is as talented as there is in the league. First round matchup with a team who is just not as talented as you. Yet same exact fucking result.

It's not TV. It's HBO.Yes, I went there.

Stout - I actually did have a Gatorade just now along with some Goody's powder. That's the Melraz hangover special. Me and Danny Glover are getting too old for this shit. I don't know if I mentioned it last night, but I was on earlier and met my fucking maker. We were up in the marsh or whatever - out where Mis made that sniping deathmatch. This kid kept wearing me out and then killing himself so he'd respawn somewhere else. That was pissing me off, but I guess it's a good tactic. He's up something like 14-1, and then I get a chat invite. I never do it, but I think fuck it why not. I'm like he

It will start as a Drax book, but fan demand will soon have it as a Rocket Raccoon book.

I screwed up and didn't make it to the boat twice if I remember right. I have no idea what happened to me last night. I guess my connection dropped or something. All I know is I woke up in bed with a head that feels like it weighs 97 pounds. Too much Gatorade I reckon.

I woulda helped out by sticking a pitchfork up the other end. Is it always that much of a pain in the ass trying to do something with randoms? If I wanted to play that guy's style, I'd be running raids in Destiny, instead of playing GTA. Fuck that, and him.

Some good stuff with Finlay and a really good Cena match once. I liked his match with JBL at No Way Out 2006, also vs Benoit on the draft 2007 RAW. Really loved the Finlay series, Finlay's comeback and run in 2006 was amazing, he was the best thing on WWE TV that year.

At least it is not "cut my face off and then staple it back on" joker.

Bayless just hit Rose with the Meltzer Driver. Cause he's a young buck, you see. I'll leave.

Yeah ive been a bad influence on people since i was 15, but imma hellova nice guy. Im gonna try to get on tonight if i dont crash out i need to explode some dots.

Things that are awesome: Dusty in 1977:

The dude's had three bad bouts of Bell's Palsy. Speaking from experience after just two minor bouts of BP in comparison, it sucks when you can't make the right expression because YOUR FACE DOESN'T WORK. Give the guy a break, he legitimately cannot smile properly, and never will do so again.

Send for the man!

Hell Burke, at least I got paid for it. You're giving it up for free?

Erik Fontanez has a story that's about to be on MMAWeekly confirming he is out of 187. I will believe him over FRB. That's not even a contest.

Just copy the address bar link and remove the "s" in "https" at the beginning.

Did either of y'all try shooting those big-ass chandeliers in the bank lobby while you were doing crowd control? I spent forever cracking myself up shooting those things with a mini-gun and watching them bounce all over the ceiling. That one one cop taking 3 of us out like a fucking terminator was good too.

I want the manservants vs. Jado and Gedo.

I actually had 3 gatorades when i got up today.

I believe the technical term is "deflating"

I'm 35. That must be why.

Outside the tats, it looks like Morrison's Paddle Write a Duke Of a Death Joker. Mix that with the way fucking underrated ASBaRtBW Joker, and I like it. Except I'm still not fond of Joker being in a Suicide Squad movie. Or Harley for that matter.

I stopped trying to make sense of Maldonado's fights once he turned a MMA fight into a grappling match with 3 or so years removed from being K-1 Brazil GP champ, Vitor Miranda. That is still one of the weirdest MMA fights ever.

Also, since I want this thread to stay open, we gonna kill the boring talk after a surprisingly entertaining show. Why? Because I said so.

If he is the Spurs of MMA, I'll take it. Goddamnit, that armbar was fantastic.

You're the frigging USAgent

I was thinking the same thing but also hoping Dusty is a King Diamond fan

That's not fair.

Japan maybe? Newest member of Bullet Club?

Just unlocked Ninja Mime Cage motherfuckerrrrrr

That might be the getaround. OR this is Dana White doing a passive-aggressive shakedown for Vince to give him a cut for using one of his biggest stars. And rightfully so, btw, if that's the case. Because he knows full well in Vince's world, everything is negotiable.

A friend said something on FB that resonated with me about his eating habits. "There's nothing wrong with a reasonable amount of pizza now and then. The problem is that I seem incapable of eating a reasonable amount of pizza when an unreasonable amount of pizza is presented to me."

I like it, personally.

First time I saw that I popped so hard. That might be my favorite Arn spinebuster ever. My favourite remains the one at Wargames 92 when he enters the cage like a terminator - kills Windham with a DDT then hits the most crisp spinebuster ever seen on Steamboat to give the Dangerous Alliance the upperhand again Mine:

If Bryan really is done then I think the solution is clear - Damien Briandow

Who booked this shit?

46 by my math, yeah. Still look pretty agile based on the photos (y halo thar fat guy moonsault).