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Everything posted by jstout

  1. I fear the try-hards with their remote control tanks, flying motorcycles, suicide penchants and Mary Lous. I'll try to get updated tomorrow, fuck it. Connection problems may be a big problem - haven't forwarded my ports since switching cable companies a year and a half ago.
  2. I SO don't wanna see the Bucks turn on Moxley next week, but I'm afraid I don't have a choice. if it gets Gallows off my screen and back to impact, it'll be worth it. He's a big dude, but he's got that X-Pac heat with me. Anderson and Gallows' career peak was on Southpaw Championship Wrestling. They have the charisma of a piece of gravel from your driveway. They were never good in NJPW, either. Feels like AEW flies by lately. Better than struggling to finish Raw with a DVR working overtime like a few years ago.
  3. It seems like everything in my life is leading up to that second shot on 4-14. What kills me is I have to work on 4-14 and 4-15 no matter what, so that should be fun.
  4. 1900 seems high, especially when you start spending more time in freemode, which pays off with significantly less RP. 1,000? Oh yeah. Maybe 1,300. But even that seems high to me. Secret Horsemen tank fighting strategy: "to the Mini-Cooper!"
  5. If I remember Nate correctly, the hospital called it pneumonia, but I wonder if there wasn't some COVID there. He was one of them milkfed younguns, lifted a lot of weight in his time. I can't remember if he ever competed in local bodybuilding or not. I know at one point he was ticked to have a pro set of weights and a rack at home so he wouldn't have to fool with a gym anymore. My favorite online moment: BA-DING! became an inside joke for us because we'd be playing GTA and his future wife would be texting him every 20 seconds, I swear. BA-DING! BA-DING! BA-DING BA-DING! Right after a BA-D
  6. Rippa, fix this if its out of kilter in any way. Thanks. Derek Burke, who posted here as RUkered, died Thursday. He did quite a bit of posting in this folder, which is why I put this here. He was probably known on here as part of our little group of online gamers (Derek, me, Melraz [Nate] and Robert C) known for picking on level 2s and teaching them life lessons on GTA Online. We also played other online games, and gaming online without Derek just plain won't be the same. Phil said his last post here was in the Borderlands folder and consisted of the sentence "death can kiss my hairy ass.
  7. Oh yeah, everybody had a variation of this one, but they didn't variate much. Melraz had a great variation in the desert that involved a shit-ton of molotov cocktails and plenty of pelting each other in the face from close range.
  8. I don't miss Dan succeeding at shanking me while I have my back turned, the lilly-livered coward.
  9. Is Prison Thugz the one with Matrazzo's brother in the barn? That was always good for a laugh. I also miss (I think it's called) Chop Chop.
  10. BTE is a breezy 15 or 20 minutes that features the adventures of the Geek Squad (the Dark Order) and Johnny Hungee's food-based challenges for the BTE title. I gotta try watching to make sure I'm not missing anything, but 13 matches and two hours of guys getting mercy checks is a bit much for me.
  11. Miro was a debuting Internet darling good guy who is the best man at a jobber heel's weeding. Then the next week, he's a heel. Why is he Janela's best man? Did they ever say? All they'd have to say is "gaming buddies." I hope Brodie Lee is getting retconned as a destroyer heel and far away from the Dark Order, the funniest faction in years. Easy tip: Fire everyone on Dark and replace them with NWA champion Nick Aldis.
  12. (Optional: Speak to Y about X) Glide to Y Find no way to initiate a conversation, pull out gun in frustration, get shot by 2,000 cops around you at all times. Why do you need 10,000 cops when everyone on the street has a machine gun? And I'm 50-fucking-2 years old. I had an Odyssey and a Colecovision. If I don't wanna play another first-person perspective game as long as I live, I've earned that right. Now get this game off my lawn.
  13. I wanna like this game, I really do. The graphics don't bother me all that much, but some of the game gets so wonky. Typical assignment: talk to woman, with optional talk to other people around her. The game says "talk to this guy," but the guy will not stop talking on his phone. So I decide to see if a gun will snap him out of the talkies, and it does, to the cost of about 210,000 police dudes while I get a 239-star rating. Speaking of 239-star ratings, think about this shit for a second - we had to find exploits and take advantage of them on GTA Online because everyone else was doing it
  14. Man oh man, can't wait for this.
  15. I think one was called Plan 9, and the other eventually morphed into The NIght Shift. My boy on the NIght Shift is named GrassyGrishnak. He's one of my favorite non-crew players I met playing the game, even though I could not begin to hold any of their jocks racing. Plan 9 was subdivided into really good racers (that Broughy gent was a member of that group) and much more chill racers. A lot of the racing crews want you to pass a tryout - don't sweat them at all - they just wanna see if you're a PITting dick while racing or an obnoxious ass who can't' follow crew rules while racing. I fini
  16. Did anyone else look at the helicopter footage from the explosion in downtown LA a few days ago? The explosion, in my sight, was at the downtown Pay and Spray.
  17. Steiner might have to make some alterations in his exclusive diet of steroids and Shoney's.
  18. I got on Online for the first time in ages the other night, and Jeezis, was I completely lost. I'd forgotten where the sniper rifle was on the weapon wheel. I think the game's passed me by.
  19. MJF reminds me of a create-a-wrestler. Great talker, fine in the ring. How does one even begin to care about Joey Janela? Box him up and send him and Jericho's $750,000 car to New Japan for Tomohiro Ishii. Then business will pick up. And Janela looks like he was put on Earth to team with Juice Robinson. "How dare (generic blonde #3,152) cheat on (curtain jerker no one cares about) with (heel curtain jerker no one cares about)!"
  20. Hasn't Big Swole been a heel so far in the ring? Then they do a promo video on Dark where she comes off like a gigantic babyface.
  21. I found it crazy that I've car bombed a million cars, but as soon as someone starts doing it to me, I get pissy about it. I should've gotten up high and cut off his crap, but it was really tough - is he coming from the left, right, behind or is he coming from the front, knowing I can't counter him.
  22. Nah. I hate first-person shooters, and can't stand the way I'd wander around for 3 hours trying to find the exit of the mission in BL:2. Then I'd fall off the map and lose 200 million credits. When everyone said "Borderlands 3 is a lot like Borderlands 2," I decided to take a pass on it.
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