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You're in Canada why are you streaming this shit it's on TSN

 

I live in a hole in the woods where internet costs $1000 a minute and I have this on TV.

That's a pretty sweet setup. Is that 40x30 resolution I see on that TV you made out of twigs and an old Tiger electronic football game?

 

 

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Just keep pedaling, Gilligan. 

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You're in Canada why are you streaming this shit it's on TSN

 

I live in a hole in the woods where internet costs $1000 a minute and I have this on TV.

That's a pretty sweet setup. Is that 40x30 resolution I see on that TV you made out of twigs and an old Tiger electronic football game?

 

 

The latter. I got one at a garage sale when I was like 13 and I've since added an old satelite dish, a wifi dongle, and some tin foil and I can get all the channels now.

 

(My internet just failed for no reason between my last post and this one send help.)

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They should trade Peterson to the Redskins for the hell of it.

Because Vikings, they'll try to get a Herschel-like haul from the Cowboys and get talked down to a third-rounder, two obstructed view nosebleeds for WrestleMania 32 and a CD single of the Troy Aikman classic "Oklahoma Nights"

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They should trade Peterson to the Redskins for the hell of it.

Because Vikings, they'll try to get a Herschel-like haul from the Cowboys and get talked down to a third-rounder, two obstructed view nosebleeds for WrestleMania 32 and a CD single of the Troy Aikman classic "Oklahoma Nights"

 

I'm not sure that he is worth much more to be frank.

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Maybe outline the red numbers in gold? Or do a mostly red helmet?

Or just not fucking wear these abominations?

 

 

"So, how did you come up with the idea for these new uniforms?"

"Well, we were at the mall, I was having a Cinnabon, and we were just thinking and walking and we stopped outside...where were we, Bobby?"

"Hot Topic."

"Yeah!  Hot Topic...anyway, I just had a vision right there.  Who knows what caused it."

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I'm a 49er fan and even I almost want them to lose this game as punishment for this nakedly cynical attempt to push a new replica jersey.

 

 

Getting a strong XFL San Francisco Demons vibe from this uniform.

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Niners look pretty damn impressive now that they're not playing to spite a coach they despise.

So glad the Steelers have them next week. [sarcasm font]

It's not like the Steelers have a habit of playing up or down to their opponents' level or anything.

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Worse than the Packers?

No. Christ if Green Bay didn't have all that tradition, people would admit it's the worst regular uniforms in the major u.s. sports leagues. I know I'm biased because I hate them, but that color combination is so fucking bad. They look like an off-brand John Deere knock off.

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Ok, this game now begs the question: How bad are the Vikings?

 

Let's just say I wouldn't put down a deposit on Vikings playoff tickets.

 

Flying out to New York in April might be a good idea though!

 

[And yes, both these statements are equally applicable to the 49ers as well.]

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