Sammo~! Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 Am I the only member of the Asian delegation? We're willing to give up Tiger Woods, but we keep Mark Paul Gosselaar and Shinsuke Nakamura. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 Oh you just had to edit that after I looked up Raven De La Croix. She was married to Greg Valentine, White Delegation has an IN~! Yeah. Raven was on the table until I figured out that the NA loophole could cost us Chaka Khan in addition to Pam Grier and maybe Jimi Hendrix. Unacceptable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supremebve Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 Hey, did you not read that last sentence? Native American Delegation has a better chance of pursuing Pam. Actually, Native American Delegation should request any white person they want. We may consider a one for one swap. Pam Grier for Raven De La Croix. THE BALL IS IN YOUR COURT, NATIVE AMERICANS~! What are you doing? I put my trust in you. How could you put Pam Grier on the trading block? She is Foxy Brown man? I would say you're dead to me, but I'll let Pam Grier adress this herself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 Am I the only member of the Asian delegation? We're willing to give up Tiger Woods, but we keep Mark Paul Gosselaar and Shinsuke Nakamura. We want Nak. We may offer Jay Lethal but I must consult with the elders. We will offer Awesome Kong for Aja Kong. We may even throw in a future draft pick. Hey, did you not read that last sentence? Native American Delegation has a better chance of pursuing Pam. Actually, Native American Delegation should request any white person they want. We may consider a one for one swap. Pam Grier for Raven De La Croix. THE BALL IS IN YOUR COURT, NATIVE AMERICANS~! What are you doing? I put my trust in you. How could you put Pam Grier on the trading block? She is Foxy Brown man? I would say you're dead to me, but I'll let Pam Grier adress this herself. I reconsidered the offer. We cannot lose Pam, Chaka, and Jimi. Your trust is not misplaced. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 BTW, don't look up Raven De La Croix if you're at work folks. Or do, if your work is sans paunts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgundy LaRue Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 Zack Morris is a psycho. Keep that dude. Legit question: who gets Vin Diesel? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Fowler Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 As much as we'd love Pam, we're also afraid she'll kick our collective white ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsey Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 HOLD THE PHONE! Chaka Khan is on the table now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supremebve Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 BTW, don't look up Raven De La Croix if you're at work folks. Or do, if your work is sans paunts. Same goes for Pam Grier, unless you work for a black man, he'll understand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 Don't pretend you wouldn't enjoy that Fowler. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Fowler Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 Don't pretend you wouldn't enjoy that Fowler. Well... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 @davemeltzerWON: I'll be on CNN sometime between 3:30 and 4 p.m. Eastern talking the Hogan situation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 HOLD THE PHONE! Chaka Khan is on the table now? We considered working the "Indian in our family" angle until we figured out that a lot of awesome Black people could be Native Americans overnight. As much as I'd love to add Wahoo McDaniels and Crystle Lightning to the family, we cannot afford to lose Andre 3000 or Ludacris. The number of kick ass Black people that are part Cherokee is fucking ridiculous. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hammerva Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 Does the black delegation accept an offer of Corey Feldman for a female child star who eventually perform porn to be named later 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgundy LaRue Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 Does the black delegation accept an offer of Corey Feldman for a female child star who eventually perform porn to be named later There's Jaimee Foxworth. I'll let J.T. handle this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supremebve Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 Does the black delegation accept an offer of Corey Feldman for a female child star who eventually perform porn to be named later No, but we'll give you both Tia and Tamara for Gianna Michaels(DO NOT GOOGLE THAT NAME AT WORK). 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 I thought Gianna Michaels was already Black? I thought it was a Rachel Dolezal racial identification kinda thing? After reviewing the Japanese version of the video for Pharell's song, Happy, the Black delegation would like to formally trade Jay Lethal, ACH, Cedric Alexander, and Caprice Coleman for Shinsuke Nakarmura and Kazuchika Okada in a four for two deal. Seen one RoH flippy black dude match, you've seen 'em all. We've seen Nak and the Rainmaker's swagger. They are better off with us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supremebve Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 I thought Gianna Michaels was already Black? I thought it was a Rachel Dolezal kinda racial identification kinda thing? You could argue she's black on the inside, at least some of the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgundy LaRue Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 To get this thread on track again--Hogan goes after Brooke a bit for messing up a supposed deal he brokered for her 'career' in some new video. Wonder how their father-daughter dynamic will work out, weird as it is already? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supremebve Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 To get this thread on track again--Hogan goes after Brooke a bit for messing up a supposed deal he brokered for her 'career' in some new video. Wonder how their father-daughter dynamic will work out, weird as it is already? You want to get a thread back on track by discussing Hulk and Brooke Hogan's father-daughter relationship? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgundy LaRue Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 Point taken, ha. But anything to move closer to the actual topic and away from, um, mature pursuits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 Point taken, ha. But anything to move closer to the actual topic away from, um, mature pursuits. I tried by posting the meltzer thing. I dont think the race swap will be derailed until raw tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 To get this thread on track again--Hogan goes after Brooke a bit for messing up a supposed deal he brokered for her 'career' in some new video. Wonder how their father-daughter dynamic will work out, weird as it is already? Their relationship has always weirded me out but between her and Nick, she's the Hogan kid that has managed not to totally bollocks up her life even though she makes really horrible life decisions. How stupid are you to screw up your promising career on the Formula D circuit by having multiple vehicle related incidents with the law? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 Then let's keep it wrestling at least. Black Delegation taking Nakamura and Okada is a decent horse trade. But if you went for Nakamura and Suzuki (because the hair, obviously), that might be a bit much. If I was Asian Delegation I'd want to get rid of Okada myself. EDIT: Hair and general badass-ness. Okada is fake bling. EDIT II: White Delegation is always trying to speak for Black Delegation. What else is new Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supremebve Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 I honestly think Brooke and Hulk will be OK. She knows him better than any of us, and based on that terrible poem, I don't think this is something that is going to really harm their relationship. Hulk Hogan seems to be on some Cersei Lannister, whatever his flaws are he does love his kids. He went on TV and told everyone his son paralyzing a kid was all in God's plan, he's not giving up on Brooke because of an interracial relationship. Am I the only one who is looking forward to the Hulk Hogan apology tour? I really want to know how he reacts when people actually are paying attention to the fact that he's full of shit. He's spent the last decade telling some of the most ridiculous stories about shit we were there to see. How soon does him slamming Andre become a metaphor to him slamming racism? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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