The Old School Questions thread

[Nice Guy Eddie]

Would Slick take Duggan bowling to show him that hanging out with his bro's is better than being in the company of disease infested hoooes?

[PetrolCB]

Please, nobody bring up the blender in this scenario. 

...oh...god damn it. 

[GuerrillaMonsoon]

And Duggan gets away with the off screen murder of Mike McGuirk as he's being protected by the ruling class.

Jack Tunney had always hated women and saw merit in Duggan's insanity, and put together mechanisms that to this day see Corey Graves and Pete Rosenberg debate whether the Leilani Kai murder was considered canon.

[Nice Guy Eddie]

9 minutes ago, PetrolCB said:

Please, nobody bring up the blender in this scenario. 

...oh...god damn it. 

SIT ON MY DILDO BLENDER, TOUGH GUUUUY. HOOOOO!

[Tromatagon]

I got my 2 x 4 2 x 4

I got my American flag American flag

 

[PetrolCB]

Wasn’t Simon Cowell of all people the producer of that album?

[Tromatagon]

Yes

[Guest Stefanie Without Stefanie]

This thread certainly took an unexpected turn in the last day or so.

[GuerrillaMonsoon]

20 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

SIT ON MY DILDO BLENDER, TOUGH GUUUUY. HOOOOO!

Duggan turns on Slaughter in a segment on the Barber Shop.

In the second most iconic segment in the shows history, Duggan beats him around the head with the 2x4 a little, before forcing him on the dildo blender. The show goes off the air with children scarred for life into remembering what Sgt Slaughter's forced O face looks like.

The live audience are given the treat of seeing Duggan pick up Beefcake's straitrazor and begins looking manic and possessed, but as was the norm, talked out of committing homicide by Rene Goulet.

[Nice Guy Eddie]

I have an idea what Sarge's O face would look like.

 

[ivpvideos]

On 6/11/2018 at 10:44 PM, PetrolCB said:

Please, nobody bring up the blender in this scenario. 

...oh...god damn it. 

Am I the only one that brings up a dildo blender in front of people that have no idea what the origins of it is? 

[PetrolCB]

Yes. I’d never want to be known as the weirdo wrestling fan. 

Now if you excuse me, I’m off to go watch FMW’s Exploding Anus Match. 

[Nice Guy Eddie]

3 hours ago, PetrolCB said:

Yes. I’d never want to be known as the weirdo wrestling fan. 

Now if you excuse me, I’m off to go watch FMW’s Exploding Anus Match. 

DVDVR: where we're all the weirdo wrestling fan

[Ryan]

Says you, weirdos.

[Captain Kronos]

When did Cornette run OVW? I was listening to Corny's drive thru the other day, and someone had written in about women wrestlers and implants. Cornette talked about a young woman who came to OVW. She seemed to have been a particular favorite of his, described by him as pretty with blond curly hair, a sweet disposition, and a normal young woman's body.

He basically says this woman was ruined in his eyes once she got sucked into the whole Barbie doll thing in the Deever culture.

Depending on the timing of when he was there, I'm trying to figure out who he might have been talking about. Not that we really have any way of knowing. Maybe Kelly, or Maryse?

[Guest Stefanie Without Stefanie]

12 minutes ago, Captain Kronos said:

When did Cornette run OVW? I was listening to Corny's drive thru the other day, and someone had written in about women wrestlers and implants. Cornette talked about a young woman who came to OVW. She seemed to have been a particular favorite of his, described by him as pretty with blond curly hair, a sweet disposition, and a normal young woman's body.

He basically says this woman was ruined in his eyes once she got sucked into the whole Barbie doll thing in the Deever culture.

Depending on the timing of when he was there, I'm trying to figure out who he might have been talking about. Not that we really have any way of knowing. Maybe Kelly, or Maryse?

1999 to 2005. My guess would be Jillian Hall since she was there during that time and had a pretty dramatic appearance change while in OVW. This is what she looked like pre-OVW:

[Captain Kronos]

1 hour ago, Sasha said:

1999 to 2005. My guess would be Jillian Hall since she was there during that time and had a pretty dramatic appearance change while in OVW. 

Ooh, good call. I'll bet you're right.

We'll never know for sure, and he'll never say. But that's a good one. 

[PetrolCB]

Wow, she had quite a change there. 

[Brian Fowler]

Well, hey, it's not her fault she developed a growth on her face.

[Ryan]

Luckily, renowned dermatologist, Dr. Martin "The Boogeyman" Wright, was able to remove the growth before it was able to spread by using a biting-edge new technique.

[odessasteps]

He said at the start of the segment he was talking about Jillian. The original question was asking Jim working with her, Melina and Beth Phoenix while in OVW. 

 

[Captain Kronos]

Nice find! That's not the segment I originally meant, which was a generic question about implants and safety, etc. He specifically did not mention who he was describing. 

But this description he uses here about Jillian is spot on from my segment. 

[Captain Kronos]

Watching 2/1/93 RAW, and Bruti Beefcake  is telling the story of his injuries and sadness - getting his face crushed by a parasailer, burying his parents around the same time, Hogan pulling him back from his despair. (and maybe even saving his life at the accident), etc.

Is there any truth to any of this? If his face got crunched, couldn't it have as easily been a drunk driving crash? 

[sydneybrown]

The parasailing accident absolutely happened.  July 4, 1990.  I remember it being a big deal in the Apter mags. Pretty sure Brian Blair was a witness too (and he wasn't in the WWF at the time, so it would be a weird name to throw in there if the story was made up.) 

[PetrolCB]

Yeah, here’s a short video WWE did about it...