The Natural Posted December 22, 2022 Share Posted December 22, 2022 Oww. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra Commander Posted December 22, 2022 Share Posted December 22, 2022 $300K is a lot better than having the battle royal winners receive a really gnarly collection of gift cards or summer sausages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zendragon Posted December 22, 2022 Share Posted December 22, 2022 4 minutes ago, Gordlow said: That Rick Ross segment bombed badly with the live crowd, but I am looking forward to seeing who teams with Keith Lee vs Boudreaux and White Umaga. That segment had me thinking of MJF's 16 minute boreathon a few weeks back. Also why bring in Parker Boudreaux when you have Preston Vance on the roster? One of my pet peeves with AEW is the repetitive signings, plus do we even need another Jobber Stable with the Trustbusters? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEAN Posted December 22, 2022 Author Share Posted December 22, 2022 Just now, Cobra Commander said: $300K is a lot better than having the battle royal winners receive a really gnarly collection of gift cards or summer sausages. Summer Sausage Battle Royal would rule so hard. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirFozzie Posted December 22, 2022 Share Posted December 22, 2022 Just now, DEAN said: Summer Sausage Battle Royal would rule so hard. Think Dean! They could do a Yankee Swap battle royal! Winner gets first (and thus last) last chance to pick a gift from the Swap, guaranteeing a feud when they take the best gift away from whoever had it. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Natural Posted December 22, 2022 Share Posted December 22, 2022 3 minutes ago, DEAN said: Summer Sausage Battle Royal would rule so hard. That's a lot of... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zendragon Posted December 22, 2022 Share Posted December 22, 2022 4 minutes ago, DEAN said: Summer Sausage Battle Royal would rule so hard. Fruit of the month subscription 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEAN Posted December 22, 2022 Author Share Posted December 22, 2022 Just now, zendragon said: Fruit of the month subscription JELLY OF THE MONTH BATTLE ROYAL! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John from Cincinnati Posted December 22, 2022 Share Posted December 22, 2022 (edited) 7 minutes ago, zendragon said: Also why bring in Parker Boudreaux when you have Preston Vance on the roster? One of my pet peeves with AEW is the repetitive signings, plus do we even need another Jobber Stable with the Trustbusters? Trustbusters is a jobber stable, working with the Mogul is a higher tier. Parker is being promoted, not being put in a jobber group! Edited December 22, 2022 by John from Cincinnati 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEAN Posted December 22, 2022 Author Share Posted December 22, 2022 So Action Andretti should tag with Shota Umino to have the Burned By The Wizard vs the JAS! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John from Cincinnati Posted December 22, 2022 Share Posted December 22, 2022 2 minutes ago, DEAN said: JELLY OF THE MONTH BATTLE ROYAL! "Shitter's full" - Cousin Eddie Kingston 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEAN Posted December 22, 2022 Author Share Posted December 22, 2022 Just now, John from Cincinnati said: "Shitter's full" - Cousin Eddie Kingston FULL SHITTER BATTLE ROYAL! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt D Posted December 22, 2022 Share Posted December 22, 2022 Imagine if they put Slim J with Swerve instead. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John from Cincinnati Posted December 22, 2022 Share Posted December 22, 2022 Just now, Matt D said: Imagine if they put Slim J with Swerve instead. Not enough tattoos, the Mogul is cultivating a certain aesthetic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEAN Posted December 22, 2022 Author Share Posted December 22, 2022 FULL REBEL! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra Commander Posted December 22, 2022 Share Posted December 22, 2022 1 minute ago, John from Cincinnati said: Not enough tattoos, the Mogul is cultivating a certain aesthetic. the third guy in Mogul looked like he steals copper off of pipes to support a drug habit.. 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordi the former AEW fan Posted December 22, 2022 Share Posted December 22, 2022 1 minute ago, DEAN said: FULL SHITTER BATTLE ROYAL! Save it for Full Rear 2023. Or maybe Farter Fest? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEAN Posted December 22, 2022 Author Share Posted December 22, 2022 Jamie Hayter fucking RULES. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEAN Posted December 22, 2022 Author Share Posted December 22, 2022 Just now, Gordlow said: Save it for Full Rear 2023. Or maybe Farter Fest? GODDAMIT, GORDLOW! 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Dave Posted December 22, 2022 Share Posted December 22, 2022 That Starks promo ruled. I think he's worked his way into the "A rotation" of guys who are on tv every week with Mox, Jericho, Hangman, et al. When he said Jericho used to be "built like an air fryer" I cackled. Starks going over Jericho will rule. Guevara and Garcia being called "JASholes" was pretty good. Starks might be the best talker on the planet at the moment. They've got something with Action Andretti. He's got good size, a great look, and his offense is fun. The Elite entrance gives me goosebumps. That's a great song and they nail hitting their pose when the instruments come in every time. That was the wildest match of the ones they've had so far. Those guys beat the shit out of each other. For guys who ordinarily work softer than baby shit, the Bucks have been bringing the effort. I'll say it again; The Elite are much more palatable when contained to one angle/segment than they are when the show is inexplicably built around them for months on end. Danielson is always welcome on my screen. Ethan Page isn't. I get why TK keeps running him out there; he's a solid worker and actually isn't a bad talker. He's just uproariously miscast in this role. Stokely Hathaway calling Dragon a "raggedy bitch" was an all timer. Hook should be on every week, either Dynamite or Rampage. He's so good. The postmatch thing with Jungle Jack felt a bit redundant. I'm not sure Big Bill chokeslamming him into a trash can is the visual they want for an alleged pillar. Unless this leads to a dumpster match. That would fornicate. Mox is so good. Just so, so good. Yutes is gonna be on my tv 2x this week. Dope! Samoa Joe is so cool. This "King of TV" thing works. The Ass Boys have really grown into their roles. FTR is about to get their moment with the AEW Tag Titles, so eating a tainted loss here isn't too bad. This story is clearly going somewhere. Dax & Cash ain't going anywhere. They're as AEW as rushed Excalibur program rundowns and Orange Cassidy being awesome. Sonjay being autotuned so heavily popped me to no end. I laughed for ten minutes about that. Is Rick Ross hammered? What a weird-ass stable for Swerve. Mock Lesnar and PCNo. Ugh. If this leads to Keif going to get Shane Taylor and JD Griffey to team with him, I'll be all in. I'm choosing to believe that him saying he's the boss so much was one of those CM Punk style teases that Botcha Banks is coming in. I really dug this main event. AEW's women's division has gotten so much better. When Mercedes shows up they'll really be cooking. This is another in a series of several good Dynamites in a row since Full Gear. This feels more like 2021 AEW to me. They just need to keep putting on shows like this. The audience will grow if they're given a reason to tune in. 6 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace Posted December 22, 2022 Share Posted December 22, 2022 Rick Ross has surpassed Jeremy Piven at the biggest trainwreck of a celebrity guest in pro wrestling. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Dave Posted December 22, 2022 Share Posted December 22, 2022 6 minutes ago, Cobra Commander said: the third guy in Mogul looked like he steals copper off of pipes to support a drug habit.. Oh, that dude knows exactly how much Sudafed you can get in exchange for a stolen catalytic converter. No doubt in my mind. 2 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolphman 3000 Posted December 22, 2022 Share Posted December 22, 2022 6 minutes ago, just drew said: Starks going over Jericho will rule. lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Natural Posted December 22, 2022 Share Posted December 22, 2022 Strap a rocket on Ricky Starks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEAN Posted December 22, 2022 Author Share Posted December 22, 2022 AWESOME! 2 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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