DEAN 3,079 Posted March 19 Share Posted March 19 I was thinking about how much cooler Dynamite Kansai's name for her finisher, DIE HARD KANSAI, cooler than the usual name for it, Splash Mountain and it made me think of this topic. My top five: Best- DIE HARD KANSAI. Lamest- Splash Mountain Best- Suwa's FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING. Lamest- Spinning Pedigree Best- Lioness Asuka's K-DRILLER. Lamest- Greetings From Asbury Park Best- EVEREST German Suplex. Lamest- Deadlift German Suplex Best- Tomoko Watanabe's Screwdriver. Lamest- I don't think anybody else does this move. It's that awesome. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
BobbyWhioux 3,625 Posted March 19 Share Posted March 19 BEST - Tombstone Piledriver WORST - That's Incredible 4 Link to post Share on other sites
odessasteps 14,318 Posted March 19 Share Posted March 19 Japanese Ocean Cyclone Suplex 2 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Curt McGirt 13,509 Posted March 19 Share Posted March 19 Moonsault Doublestomp! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
The Natural 36,841 Posted March 19 Share Posted March 19 (edited) Bret Hart's Sharpshooter was the first that came to mind. Fitting name. Nobody does the move as well as Bret does. Edited March 19 by The Natural 3 Link to post Share on other sites
Curt McGirt 13,509 Posted March 19 Share Posted March 19 Okay maybe I got it backward 1 Link to post Share on other sites
DEAN 3,079 Posted March 19 Author Share Posted March 19 1 minute ago, The Natural said: Bret Hart's Sharpshooter was the first that came to mind. Oooo, but Scorpion Deathlock is about as cool. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
ka-to 286 Posted March 19 Share Posted March 19 Strong Zero is the best name. I thought that Die Hard was Splash Mountain from the corner and Kansai used both? Razor's Edge is the lame name. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
DEAN 3,079 Posted March 19 Author Share Posted March 19 2 minutes ago, ka-to said: Strong Zero is the best name. I thought that Die Hard was Splash Mountain from the corner and Kansai used both? Razor's Edge is the lame name. I thought Splash Mountain was always from the top corner. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Curt McGirt 13,509 Posted March 19 Share Posted March 19 Sometimes the simplest names are the best. Case in point: Brainbuster. Would also be a killer name for a hardcore band. 4 Link to post Share on other sites
AxB 12,557 Posted March 19 Share Posted March 19 Not sure which is best, out of Cop Killa, Vertebreaker or Reverse Gory Special Bomb. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Curt McGirt 13,509 Posted March 19 Share Posted March 19 Let's keep it real for the board... Missile Dropkick I've always been partial to Stuff Powerbomb too. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
DEAN 3,079 Posted March 19 Author Share Posted March 19 Oh shit, STEINER SQUARE DRIVER. 2 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Curt McGirt 13,509 Posted March 19 Share Posted March 19 (edited) Released Dragon Suplex Falcon Arrow EDIT: Goddamn now I got two more with animal names -- Crossface Chickenwing and Cobra Clutch Edited March 19 by Curt McGirt 2 Link to post Share on other sites
DEAN 3,079 Posted March 19 Author Share Posted March 19 4 minutes ago, Curt McGirt said: Released Dragon Suplex Falcon Arrow EDIT: Goddamn now I got two more with animal names -- Crossface Chickenwing and Cobra Clutch That reminds me- CATTLE MUTILATION. 5 Link to post Share on other sites
Spontaneous 1,472 Posted March 19 Share Posted March 19 I always liked Tamon Honda's "Dead End" German Suplex. Doug Williams diving knee drop be being called The Bomb Threat was dope. Akiyama and the Sterness Dust Alpha and Gamma. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Curt McGirt 13,509 Posted March 19 Share Posted March 19 Olympic Hell! 3 Link to post Share on other sites
DEAN 3,079 Posted March 19 Author Share Posted March 19 2 minutes ago, Spontaneous said: Akiyama and the Sterness Dust Alpha and Gamma. That reminds me of Kensuke Sasaki's STRANGLE HOLD GAMMA, which sounded so much cooler than the STRETCH PLUM. 3 Link to post Share on other sites
odessasteps 14,318 Posted March 19 Share Posted March 19 Gourdbuster Dreambuster > The Stroke > whatever the miz calls it 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Zimbra 4,441 Posted March 19 Share Posted March 19 K-Driller is good, but I'm still partial to the good old Fire Thunder Driver Last Rites > Roll The Dice > Cross Rhodes Bull's Poseidon is cooler than Beach Break but they're both cool 1 Link to post Share on other sites
AxB 12,557 Posted March 19 Share Posted March 19 (edited) Remember that time in the old, non-formatted board where someone asked what move the Spider German was, and someone else misread "move" as "Movie" and started wondering if it starred Ralph Feinnes or something? Edited March 19 by AxB 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites
DEAN 3,079 Posted March 19 Author Share Posted March 19 Of course, Etsuka Mita's DEATH VALLEY BOMB and DEATH LAKE DRIVER. Also Japanese use of made up English words: EXPLOIDER SUPLEX and EMERALD FROZIEN. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Spontaneous 1,472 Posted March 19 Share Posted March 19 BURN-ING HAM-MAH! 3 Link to post Share on other sites
DEAN 3,079 Posted March 19 Author Share Posted March 19 Note that NIAGRA DRIVER is also a cooler name than Splash Mountain. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
For Great Justice 1,994 Posted March 19 Share Posted March 19 Moss-Covered Three-Handled Family Gradunza ARM BAR 1 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites
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