MAN! I'm late! The Cowboys were playing and then I was watching some other stuff. IYO SKY versus Bianca Belair! GREAT Rana Counter into a Backbreaker by Belair. These gals are laying it in! I love how the power of Belair makes her stuff look rough compared to the Joshi smoothness of IYO, so it's like Belair is Steve Williams in All Japan. Actually, Belair is Dynamite Kansai and IYO SKY is Takako Inoue. WWE needs an Aja Kong to counter the power of Belair like Aja Kong countered the power of Dynamite Kansai. This match is great. One forgets how great IYO SKY is. Belair is awesome. Rey Mysterio takes on a wildly resurgent Seth Rollins! Rollins GETS HARDWAY COLOR! WWE TAKES A STEP BACK! Rey is the definition of sympathetic babyface and Rollins beats the crud out of him to get the crowd behind Rey's STRUGGLE to escape the overpowering offense of Seth Rollins! Rey has a fun comeback that Rollins cuts off by crushing his stomach on Rollins' knee. Dominik shows up! With a chair! And sits down and watches. Rollins mocks Eddie! Rey DDTs out of the Third Amigo. Nice counter out of a Rollins Bucklebomb attempt with a Rana. This match will be the best match to get maybe one vote in my weekly poll. This is fucking great. Rey has a THIRD comeback, rana to the floor and hitting a Pete Rose Slide through the bottom rope to Rollins on the floor. Rey hits a Stuka Crossbody for two! You can't toprope Powerbomb Rey Misterio Jr! Dominik distracts Rey and Rhea Ripley mows him over! PERUVIAN NECKTIE FOR THE WIN! That was great. Alpha Academy versus Kevin Owens and Johnny Gargano! THE PANDA EXPRESS! Otis and KO is solid gold in the ring. Owens is the Jon Moxley of RAW. Gargano and Otis is solid gold too. Maybe Otis is solid gold. Owens is great on the apron as Gargano becomes a babyface in peril. It's a tiny heat segment as Owens tags in pretty quickly and Owens CRUSHES Otis with a Cannonball into the corner. Owens applies a Sharpshooter in Canada! Otis breaks it up! Owens hits a Swanton! GREAT German Suplex by Gable. Gable goes all CRAZY with Steiner Suplexes on Gargano. Alpha Academy hits a NICE Reverse Doomsday Device! Otis slaughterizes Owens with a Lariat on the floor. Owens puts Otis through the announcers table! Austin Theory distracts Gargano! Gable hits his Pendulum Thingy FOR TWO! Gargano kicks Theory in the teeth! Gargano pins Gable! Will Gable ever win again? That was great. Hey! It's Candace LaRae! She trained Britt Baker! It's Nikki ASH! I love Nikki ASH. LaRae is laying it in! GREAT Finisher by LaRae, a second rope Swinging Neckbreaker! Nikki is without her mask postmatch! Sami Zayne! AJ Styles! Will Styles wrestle heel since Sami is the favorite son in Canada? AJ Styles is top FIVE in the world and I go weeks without thinking about him. Zayne is going completely El Generico on offense. I await a Blue Thunder Bomb. AJ Styles is so fucking good. Okada, Jay White, Bryan Danielson, GUNTHER, AJ Styles. Top ten if you factor in women wrestlers. Saya Kamitani, Takumi Iroha, Chihiro Hashimoto and Mio Momono are at AJ's level. Maybe ASUKA, SLK, Giulia and Utami Hayashishita are there. Blue Thunder Bomb! Hey, that was a convoluted Falcon Arrow. Hmmmm. I wonder if El Lindaman and El Bandido are at AJ Styles' level? They are close. All of these can have epic matches. Sami Zayne is the Orange Cassidy of the WWE- a secret super worker who hides it under a really over gimmick. Zayne, like Cassidy, should put over legit straight wrestlers. UNLESS Solo Sikoa Urinagis him on the apron! That was good! Matt Riddle takes on Damien Priest! Riddle is a great tagteam wrestler. In singles matches, the psychology is wonky. Will Priest do the Elvis Sell this week? One can only hope. Priest beats the crap out of Riddle! Priest CRUSHES Riddle's back on the barricade. Edmonton is the crappiest crowd in Canada, as they don;t really get behind Riddle's STRUGGLE to escape the horrendous ass beating from Priest. They do pop for his crazy Asai Moonsault. Priest busts up Riddle's ribs. SUPERPLEX by Riddle as we return from a commercial. Fun nearfall on Riddle's Not A Tombstone. Another fun nearfall on the INVERTED Urinagi by Priest! Riddle ROLLS HIM UP FOR THE PIN! That was fun! Postmatch, they beat the crap out of Matt Riddle. Edge makes the save! At least he doesn't talk for twenty minutes! Well, that was a great episode of RAW.