Dolfan in NYC Posted May 14, 2021 Share Posted May 14, 2021 I'll just be over here giggling while Rips bans me 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted May 14, 2021 Author Share Posted May 14, 2021 The ban will be more for fantasy bitterness than any other reason God - I forgot he hasn't played the last two years Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuetsar Posted May 14, 2021 Share Posted May 14, 2021 He was the drizzling shits the year he was in Buffalo. . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted May 16, 2021 Author Share Posted May 16, 2021 The Giants ended up signing Kelvin Benjamin. They also signed former Eagle Corey Clement Joe Judge said they play on seeing if Benjamin can also play TE (which apparently is where they had him play during the tryout) I am sure that will go well 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted May 17, 2021 Author Share Posted May 17, 2021 Ryan Kerrigan posted a farewell message to Washington and then signed with Philly So that is gonna go over well around here 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hammerva Posted May 17, 2021 Share Posted May 17, 2021 (edited) Apparently the Steelers and Bengals were also considered but he wanted to stay in the division and just put the screws to Washington I guess. Edited May 17, 2021 by hammerva 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolfan in NYC Posted May 17, 2021 Share Posted May 17, 2021 Oh while the Team is on our minds, ex-Dolphin DB Bobby McCain signed a deal with them over the weekend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoFistsJustFlips Posted May 17, 2021 Share Posted May 17, 2021 19 hours ago, RIPPA said: The Giants ended up signing Kelvin Benjamin. They also signed former Eagle Corey Clement Joe Judge said they play on seeing if Benjamin can also play TE (which apparently is where they had him play during the tryout) I am sure that will go well This seems like a specific move designed to fire up Evan Engram in training camp. He's had the ole butterfingers too many times when it's mattered. So let's bring in a guy whose only upside is how good his hands are. He got too big to effectively run WR routes, but Kelvin Benjamin's hands were always money. So you line him up next to Engram in drills and Engram starts getting mad that Benjamin is catching everything. Gets him to focus and push himself and maybe his buttery soft fingers start working properly. Then you can cut Benjamin before the season starts. Orrrrrrr I'm just trying to a positive spin on a really fucking stupid roster move 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted May 17, 2021 Author Share Posted May 17, 2021 I tend not to get toooooooo worked up about offseason moves because who the fuck knows what the roster breaking camp will be. That being said - if I was Evan Engram, I would worry move about Kyle Rudolph being signed. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolfan in NYC Posted May 17, 2021 Share Posted May 17, 2021 This thing will get loose and maul D'Andre Swift within 15 minutes of me drafting him in fantasy this August. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death From Above Posted May 17, 2021 Share Posted May 17, 2021 I was like "hah, that's an okay parody headline" and then it slowly dawned on me it was real. 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tabe Posted May 17, 2021 Share Posted May 17, 2021 4 hours ago, Death From Above said: I was like "hah, that's an okay parody headline" and then it slowly dawned on me it was real. The man hasn't even gotten to a real training camp yet and already I've facepalmed like 35 times during his tenure. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sabremike Posted May 18, 2021 Share Posted May 18, 2021 6 hours ago, Dolfan in NYC said: This thing will get loose and maul D'Andre Swift within 15 minutes of me drafting him in fantasy this August. "THIS GUY IS MY HERO!!!!!!!!!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sabremike Posted May 18, 2021 Share Posted May 18, 2021 BRING BACK BENZOO MIKE BROWN YOU COWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Fowler Posted May 18, 2021 Share Posted May 18, 2021 3 hours ago, Tabe said: The man hasn't even gotten to a real training camp yet and already I've facepalmed like 35 times during his tenure. As the kids in the one Discord server I'm in like to say: MOOD 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CSC Posted May 18, 2021 Share Posted May 18, 2021 On 5/17/2021 at 8:58 AM, RIPPA said: I tend not to get toooooooo worked up about offseason moves because who the fuck knows what the roster breaking camp will be. That being said - if I was Evan Engram, I would worry move about Kyle Rudolph being signed. Between this and Pujols to the Dodgers, it's been a wonderful weekend of knowing my friends are going feel my pain so hard this season. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted May 18, 2021 Author Share Posted May 18, 2021 Washington has told Morgen Moses that he can seek a trade (and if there is no trade they are gonna releasing him) Basically unless you played for Ron Rivera before, he is getting rid of you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hammerva Posted May 18, 2021 Share Posted May 18, 2021 On 5/17/2021 at 2:39 PM, Dolfan in NYC said: This thing will get loose and maul D'Andre Swift within 15 minutes of me drafting him in fantasy this August. Will be the first time a Lion could stop someone with ball as well 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted May 20, 2021 Author Share Posted May 20, 2021 Tebow officially signed with the Jags and will be at practice today so enjoy that shitshow 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted May 20, 2021 Author Share Posted May 20, 2021 On 5/18/2021 at 4:21 PM, RIPPA said: Washington has told Morgen Moses that he can seek a trade (and if there is no trade they are gonna releasing him) Basically unless you played for Ron Rivera before, he is getting rid of you Moses was officially released today Though people are currently more outraged that Washington fired their long time secretary Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolfan in NYC Posted May 24, 2021 Share Posted May 24, 2021 Julio Jones is apparently leaving the Falcons, and apparently has no interest in going to Dallas. This is according to.... Julio Jones. Who -- may or may not -- have known he was saying all of this live on the air. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted May 24, 2021 Author Share Posted May 24, 2021 57 minutes ago, Dolfan in NYC said: This is according to.... Julio Jones. Who -- may or may not -- have known he was saying all of this live on the air. Unless FOX Sports wants to be paying a large FCC fine... he knew Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tabe Posted May 24, 2021 Share Posted May 24, 2021 (edited) 1 hour ago, RIPPA said: Unless FOX Sports wants to be paying a large FCC fine... he knew You can hear the female host say "can you remind him that we're on television" which would imply he'd been told at least once he was on TV. And the attention they're getting is probably worth the fine. A possibly larger issue is that California is a 2-party consent state when it comes to recording phone calls. Edited May 24, 2021 by Tabe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolfan in NYC Posted May 25, 2021 Share Posted May 25, 2021 Obviously, a lot can change in the three months between now and the start of the season, but... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted May 25, 2021 Author Share Posted May 25, 2021 Dallas Cowboys LB Jaylon Smith will be switching to #9 It will cost him around $500K to do so. He acknowledged that he could have made the switch next year at no cost but he wanted to do it now. He said he reached out to Tony Romo and he got Jerry Jones' approval for the switch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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