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The less I think about the Baltimore game, the better. Jesus Christ.  

To make myself feel better, here is a better husky gif than the one I posted in the College Football playoff thread. 

IxiNRBk.gif

 

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I read on Twitter that 28 teams are still in contention for a playoff spot.

Also, former Heisman Trophy winner Rashaan Salaam passed away today at 42 (Schefter on Twitter).

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I wonder if we can keep this thread under 4 pages this week. Set some records for apathy.

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I have full confidence that the Vikings will put the final nail in their coffin this weekend by finding a way to lose to Blake fucking Bortles and company.

It's amazing how quickly things change when teams realize your offensive line couldn't handle defenses in the Big Ten, let alone in the National Football League. I'm surprised Sam Bradford isn't dead yet.

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Also news from Metlife Stadium...

Bryce Petty is going to start the rest of the season for the Jets.  

Todd Bowles apparently completely forgot to tell Ryan Fitzpatrick that his ass was benched. So he found out from ESPN just like everyone else. Seriously.   

loljets

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How terrible must Christian Hackenberg be? Bryce Petty looked like absolute garbage on Monday, even the most basic passes were beyond him.

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My guess is Hackenberg's limits are 'competent back-up'.  They essentially have to kick the tires on Petty and see what they've got.  If/when he fails, they know they have to go all in on the DeShone Kizer sweepstakes. 

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Everyone will be happy to know that no matter what happens sunday, the Bills can't be officially eliminated from the playoffs. So we get one extra week to care! Yay!

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Our goal is to keep this under 50 posts this week and kill off the NFL for good!

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13 hours ago, Ryan said:

Our goal is to keep this under 50 posts this week and kill off the NFL for good!

If that is the goal - then that game was a good start

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Its kinda amazing he has now played 2.5 games and he can't let the football touch one of the fingers on his throwing hand. Although OAK is showing you can still be a well balanced team even if you only take snaps out of the shotgun.

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On 12/9/2016 at 11:37 AM, Lawful Metal said:

Yay!  Derek Carr sucks again!  Maybe people will stop complaining that the Texans didn't draft David Carr's little brother

My dad can beat up your dad!

Are you really comparing Derek Carr to Brock?

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Um no. Brock sucks. Media here has been squealing about how we should've drafted Derek Carr, but it was such a non-starter because of how bad the city of Houston hates David Carr. Derek reportedly told the Texans not to draft him.

So, I have a vested interest in Derek Carr sucking so I don't have to hear about how the Texans should have drafted him. 

Plus I hate that he wears eyeliner during games. Who is he, Jack Sparrow?

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You just wish you were David Carr. All that money, super bowl ring for other team, utter contempt from an entire city that is unearned.

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