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It was amazing how quick i left post yesterday. I kniw we had more than 10% of us off, which is more than usually allowed.

Id rather work and save my PLP for snow days and base closures.

 

This is what happens when an organization works the crap our of you and you have over two hundred hours of leave.

 

I have over fifty hours of use or lose banked and it isn't even Fall yet. That is crazy.

 

Yeah, I need to go home and get this update.

 

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The reload animation for the musket takes over ten seconds.  You even pull a gunpowder bag out of your pocket and muzzle load the shot.  That is fucking awesome.

 

There are already people at the GTA Forums crowd designing a Musket-Only team deathmatch.

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Dan will be stabbing people in the kidneys while they are reloading their muskets.

 

I will be going for the grenade and sticky bomb kills myself when they are trying to reload..  Gotta pad that medal count.

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So they finally put in apartments in Blaine County but they only have 2 car garages.

Beer hat is only available via crate drop.

$80k for weapons you can use for a weekend.

*yawn* this is going back on the shelf

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I like the new Assassination missions. If you're a Free Mode and Lester calls you, actually answer it for once. Easy money.

 

The new parachute jumps screw over the rightful winner though. But most of the stuff that's for sale is way overpriced.

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As for the Liberator, no thank you.

Communist.

 

Stay up all night keeping the streets of Los Santos safe, then up early to start a busy day of "damn, I stayed up too late last night." You're welcome, Los Santos.

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Every race needs to include Liberators.  They just make things better.

 

I didn't bother with any of the new weapons, because I didn't want to get stuck with them in my inventory.  Dan probably would've won the first DM if he didn't insist on using the musket. 

 

Had way too much fun between the Tuesday Night Titans and spending a ridiculous amount of time in freemode last night making the world safe from white dots.  Plus I got to regulate with Herby for the first time in forever.  I'd missed Herby's deadpan "I have him" when he has a target in his sights. 

 

LS was infested with white/pink/red dots last night.  Competition was weak, but we didn't have too many passive clowns.  One guy kept grabbing tanks, but he never lasted long at all.  Nerfing the damn tanks has made them much less irritating.  Seemed like the server was populated mainly with people I'd killed a bunch of times before, maybe in DMs or something.  There were 2 guys I'd taken out more than 50 times, and another two where I had more than 40 kills by the time we cleared the server.

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Dammit - I always miss Herby. Was he on before or after I was on?

Apologies to everyone if I seemed weird and/or quiet. I may or may not have gotten into "2 beer" and talking was a bit difficult. I basically remember buying the monster truck and driving down to where everybody was raising hell on the beach. I have no idea if I killed anyone or not. I probably just drove around in the truck like a drunk ass.

Did I drive your Panto for a while Stout? I seem to have a vague memory of it.

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Yep. You seemed lucid, but I'm used to Melraz's "I'M TOO DRUNK FOR FREEMODE, LET'S DO A MISSION!" And the Austrian Sensation was on after you were on. I can tell he's not super comfortable shooting randoms in Freemode - he's a pacifist at heart, hell, that's how we met - but when he gets going, he tends to bring the pain.

 

I went to sell the Panto right before I left last night and I pulled into Los Santos Customs and changed my mind, screw it, I'll keep it. Then I pulled out of Los Santos Customs and must've spun out about three times before even getting to the hill that takes you back up to the road on the LSC to the right. I then said "screw this thing, it's gotta go," and sold it.

 

I need at least one open slot to park Ballers/gang cars anyway.

 

Herby got the special crate, didn't he? I wanted J.T. to get it, but we were all so far out of position by the time it hit that a crew win is better than nothing at all. I can't believe I accidentally jumped out of that Frogger.

 

That was another night where nobody posted a serious threat. Those twins (the two riding around in a car together) were tricky for me, but not impossible. Everyone else was like meat for the grinder. Fly, Homie, Fly was a partcularly good sport after we killed him at least 60 times to his what, 5 kills on us?

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I was okay with not getting the crate.  Besides, I wanted to get Herby the beer hat but I think he got a Statue of Happiness shirt instead.. 

 

Jesus, I say really dumb things at four in the morning. I was also starting to get really sloppy when I was getting tired, but I couldn't resist the opportunity to hang out with Herby.  Dude's positivity is infectious.

 

We need to recruit the Dark Brothers.  Those guys were drive-by specialists.

 

Why does the highlights of Mark's evenings include beating me at something.  I don't think I win that often.

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If the Liberator were a quarter million, I'd be looking to save up for one.

At three-quarter million? Eff no.

There's truly no use unless you're idle rich. There's some Liberator races  - not sure if they'll stick around for good or not. They're fun, but not busting your ass and saving up for fun, especially since you can drive on in single-player for free.

 

And I've never known you to game drunk, Mel. First time for everything.

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Dammit - I always miss Herby. Was he on before or after I was on.

 

Apologies to everyone if I seemed weird and/or quiet. I may or may not have gotten into "2 beer" and talking was a bit difficult. I basically remember buying the monster truck and driving down to where everybody was raising hell on the beach. I have no idea if I killed anyone or not. I probably just drove around in the truck like a drunk ass.

 

 

He was on a couple hours after you took off.  I never noticed you not making sense. 

 

 

 

Jesus, I say really dumb things at four in the morning. I was also starting to get really sloppy when I was getting tired, but I couldn't resist the opportunity to hang out with Herby.  Dude's positivity is infectious.

 

 

I think we were all pretty wiped out by the end.  I could hear Stout yawning for the last hour or two.  I'd been online for about 10 hours by the time I finally dropped, and you were online before I started.

 

That was another night where nobody posted a serious threat. Those twins (the two riding around in a car together) were tricky for me, but not impossible. Everyone else was like meat for the grinder. Fly, Homie, Fly was a partcularly good sport after we killed him at least 60 times to his what, 5 kills on us?

 

The Dark guys were either one trick ponies or were playing out of their minds last night.  The got me with drive-bys pretty good, but I ended the night up a couple kills on one, and about 45-8 on the other.  Fly Homie Lamar did manage a few kills, but I think we killed him well over 60 times.  I know I ended up with more than 50 kills on him, the majority of them from last night.

 

The other highlight from early crew was doing Holy Drift Mountain in utility vehickes. I was on the lawn mower and fell minutes behind and then could not make it up the hill.

 

The whole time I was driving up that hill, I was thinking there was no way you'd be able to get up it.  I barely made it up in the tractor.

 

Whatchew talkin bout stout. I ain't never done that......but maybe tonight.

 

Herby was apologizing for his English (which is perfectly fine) last night.  I told him "Hell, we can understand melraz, we can sure enough understand you."

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I went to bed at about 5:30 or so and got up at 9:40 to go to a rescheduled doctor's appointment at 11:15. I get there and the receptionist is like "what are you doing here?" I said "well, I've got an 11:15." She said "oh, you must've misheard me when I rescheduled. I said the 22nd, not the 2nd."

 

So I went somewhere and bought my THIRD DAMN Xbox headset. The second one I bought never worked once. I got the cheapest one they had so when it shits the bed in two days, I'm out $10 instead of $20. Maybe I should buy one of those ones that costs more than the freakin XBox itself.

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Well, I am on vacation for the next few days.  Stout and I murdered our way through two sessions this afternoon while I got some laundry done..

 

And you get credit for a kill associated to any vehicle you drive or pilot.  I know because I bailed out of a Frogger at about 7K feet with a passive mode passenger who hopped in my heli just as I took off. 

 

The chopper crashed into the parking lot of the Maze Bank arena.  Sorry about your damn luck, pal.

 

I am trying to convince myself that at the core, I am a very good person.  It is not working.

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