The Man Known as Dan Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 Poor Oscar Tavares might go from top 5 prospect to traded to get him out of the city in a year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 Given that we're going into walkoff territory and apparently the red-phone line between Tony LaRussa's old office and the Commissioner's office is no longer in service, and the team is now managed by Kevin Kline from A FISH CALLED WANDA...all of this meaning that this may be my last chance to post in this thread before being Dr.-Seuss-giant-springed off into the swamp of the off-season thread where I'll be forced to live with...well, those kind of people...I just wanted to take this opportunity to step out of the gimmick a little, and say in all seriousness, and with all my heart... I hate you guys so fucking much. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Man Known as Dan Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 Given that we're going into walkoff territory and apparently the red-phone line between Tony LaRussa's old office and the Commissioner's office is no longer in service, and the team is now managed by Kevin Kline from A FISH CALLED WANDA...all of this meaning that this may be my last chance to post in this thread before being Dr.-Seuss-giant-springed off into the swamp of the off-season thread where I'll be forced to live with...well, those kind of people... I just wanted to take this opportunity to step out of the gimmick a little, and say in all seriousness, and with all my heart... I hate you guys so fucking much. Love you to man, love you too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 IS IT HIM???? IS IT HIM???? IS IT DAVE DUNCAN????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 Big boot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hammerva Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 You got a Wong well two can play that game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 LEG DROP! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO0000oooooooooo... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobbyWhioux Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 CH CH CH AH AH AH Travis I CH CH CH ikaw AH AH AH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?! Arizona. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 As all the postmortems start up, I'd like to point out the time of this post: http://deathvalleydriver.com/forum/index.php?/topic/2714-mlb-2014-playoffs/?p=268034 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 @roseyisking Fucking told you. Hope your family all dies @hunterpence @KFP48 @SFGiants The king Cardinals fan reppin' hard for all other Cardinals fans. Stay classy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 @roseyisking Fucking told you. Hope your family all dies @hunterpence @KFP48 @SFGiants The king Cardinals fans reppin' hard for all other Cardinals fans. Stay classy! DAMMIT, CRAIG, NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR FINGER-POINTING, SCRUTINY, OR COMEUPPANCES!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 Oh hey! Even more from the best fan of the team with the best fans in the world! @roseyisking @BusterPosey die in a fire pussy bitch CLASSY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick B. Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 I'll smack myself in the head a couple of times for your benefit. Done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 Wow, he's going all out. Another gem from @roseyisking: @MLBONFOX @SFGiants fuck off and fuck your biased ass announcers That's rich as fucking shit considering Joe Buck is lead announcer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 This is like Christmas morning. piranesi, you're better than this. There's still time for you to absolve yourself of your sins and follow any other team. We won't hold it against you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 I'd like to answer you Craig...but I'm having a hard time catching my bre....wait...I...mommy.... Mommy, I don't want to go to the Craig thread! It smells like a century of cellar dust in there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 First regular length season were WS will be between 2 teams with < 90 wins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoffman Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 Even Matheny's losing manager interview was dull and lifeless and full of nothing. We were spoiled by La Russa's breakdown in 2004 and Herzog's slightly amused bluntness in '85 and '87. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 You're a fan of a team that is like the necromorphs from Dead Space with all of their deranged followers. Come. Join us in the glory that is the process, believe in all things dual tracks leading the way to eternity, and most importantly: PRAISE THEO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beech27 Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 World Series result, spoilered if you want to wait and see what happens: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 Some kid is going to kill Fleet Foxes? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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