To paraphrase the broken English of someone I used to game against online:

 

"Packers are IMPOSTOR"

And D-Jax makes his old team look silly and the Skins tie it up

Hoyer forgot the forward pass rules.

Desean Jackson just torched the Eagles secondary for about a billion yards on one play.  We have a tie ballgame again at 27.

To be fair, who the fuck thought Cousins could throw that far accurately?

Normally I would say "the Giants can't blow this.... RIGHT?" but we have already seen how this year is going

To be fair, who the fuck thought Cousins could throw that far accurately?

Not Nate Allen.

 

I have a hard time believing that there is not an orange pylon somewhere that could play safety better than him.

DeAndre Levy stepping up huge

Justin Tuck beating up on Tom Brady... I've seen this before

Okay so the Rams fell apart. I guess the Cowboys aren't the worst.

Yes, throwing the ball about 5 yards past the line of scrimmage is quite a brainfart to have, Brian Hoyer.

 

From what I've seen of the Patriots game I'll presume that Brady has yelled "FUCK!" at least a few times. Them struggling with the Raiders is a surprise to me. The Rams imploding in their game, that's not a surprise.

From what I've seen of the Patriots game I'll presume that Brady has yelled "FUCK!" at least a few times. Them struggling with the Raiders is a surprise to me. The Rams imploding in their game, that's not a surprise.

Everyone apart from Edelman had been handling buttered parsnips. Carr's looked pretty good for Oakland, but the Patriot defence has made it hard for him to do much. No major mistakes though.

I literally can't remember the last time the Lions won two in a row against green bay...

Has it ever happened?

Why in God's name did Flacco still hand that off? You gotta break that play off. Jesus.

Philly has no idea how to defend a deep ball

Holding, Raiders, obviously.

Oh OK. I did like the phrase "handling buttered parsnips" as a dumb American, though. And I feel safe in joking around like that considering that New England got lucky in getting this win.

Well that was the most Patriots/Raiders way for that to end.

I never felt this game was in doubt. Raiders will be the Raiders.

Damn you Forbath.

Solid Raidering by the Raiders.

McFadden scores the tying touchdown, Holding penalty called on a clean block to wipe it out.

 

Next play, pass tipped and Wilfork interception.

 

Football Is A Work.

Heck of a time for Forbath to break his no missed FG streak

Washington's field goal kickernis ducking abysmal, and that works for me.