Death From Above 5,968 Posted June 24, 2014 Share Posted June 24, 2014 Bruce Arthur @bruce_arthur 32s Like, you bite someone, and then fall to the ground all but yelling "OW MY TEETH"? That is next level trolling. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
IHFP 173 Posted June 24, 2014 Share Posted June 24, 2014 How could he do it again?! Link to post Share on other sites
Raziel 8,912 Posted June 24, 2014 Share Posted June 24, 2014 Hope he had a nice tourny, doubt he plays another game. Link to post Share on other sites
Cristobal 8,262 Posted June 24, 2014 Share Posted June 24, 2014 Isn't that the same guy who took the knee to the head against England? Jesus, we've found the Dolph Ziggler of the World Cup. Link to post Share on other sites
SirFozzie 497 Posted June 24, 2014 Share Posted June 24, 2014 The Aussie rules announcers just yellled "OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH A SCREAMMMMER, BALOTELLI GOES FOR THE MARK" 1 Link to post Share on other sites
ChesterCopperpot 4,655 Posted June 24, 2014 Share Posted June 24, 2014 he was hungry? Link to post Share on other sites
Fat Spanish Waiter 2,640 Posted June 24, 2014 Share Posted June 24, 2014 Hahaha this is great Link to post Share on other sites
Raziel 8,912 Posted June 24, 2014 Share Posted June 24, 2014 "Luis! Eat a Snickers?" "Why/" "Because you get banned for 10 games when you're hungry!" 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Death From Above 5,968 Posted June 24, 2014 Share Posted June 24, 2014 It dawned on me a couple minutes ago that I wish Suarez had bitten Balotelli. I have no fucking clue what would have happened, but I want to know. 5 Link to post Share on other sites
ReiseReise 675 Posted June 24, 2014 Share Posted June 24, 2014 Way to ensure the South American teams getting through. Interested to see what will happen with Ecuador. Oh, EDIT: Costa Rica winning the group has to be one of the biggest sensation I have witnessed in World Cups. If they keep playing like they did so far, they have a pretty good shot at beating whichever team is thrown at them in the Round of the last 16. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Robert s 332 Posted June 24, 2014 Share Posted June 24, 2014 Way to ensure the South American teams getting through. Interested to see what will happen with Ecuador. exactly what I was thinking a few minutes ago Link to post Share on other sites
Swift 1,300 Posted June 24, 2014 Share Posted June 24, 2014 Screw CBC and their policy of cutting to commercials as soon as the final whistle goes. Also, Luis, please stop being an idiot. Link to post Share on other sites
Dewar 2,409 Posted June 24, 2014 Share Posted June 24, 2014 Three bites = suspension for life, right? Link to post Share on other sites
SirFozzie 497 Posted June 24, 2014 Share Posted June 24, 2014 And here's the bite pic. https://t.co/rmB0LjTqmO Link to post Share on other sites
Jiji 12,608 Posted June 24, 2014 Share Posted June 24, 2014 That looks fucking gross. No wonder his teef huwrt. Link to post Share on other sites
Death From Above 5,968 Posted June 24, 2014 Share Posted June 24, 2014 Itally had just about zero shots on target in that game so it didn't take much help to get them knocked out really. Obviously the refs not seeing the bite was unfortunate. I think they did a pretty decent job preventing that game from turning into a baseball brawl, though. Link to post Share on other sites
Fat Spanish Waiter 2,640 Posted June 24, 2014 Share Posted June 24, 2014 It dawned on me a couple minutes ago that I wish Suarez had bitten Balotelli. I have no fucking clue what would have happened, but I want to know. Would be a beautiful thing, whatever happened Link to post Share on other sites
Zheroen 332 Posted June 24, 2014 Share Posted June 24, 2014 Yeah...even by FIFA's wildly-inconsistent standards, he's probably suspended for the rest of the tournament. Link to post Share on other sites
SolidGoldBomb 336 Posted June 24, 2014 Share Posted June 24, 2014 Fuck the refs in that game. Unbelievable they red card Marchisio for a foul that could easily have been a yellow, and Suarez should definitely have been ejected. Dracula (which is that Mexican ref's nickname) must have had some sympathy for his fellow cannibal. Link to post Share on other sites
Swift 1,300 Posted June 24, 2014 Share Posted June 24, 2014 Eh, Marchisio deserved that red. No question. Link to post Share on other sites
SirFozzie 497 Posted June 24, 2014 Share Posted June 24, 2014 I'm shocked Balotelli didn't see rd for that bit of insanity. even if he didn't mean to, it's one hell of a dangerous play. Link to post Share on other sites
Fat Spanish Waiter 2,640 Posted June 24, 2014 Share Posted June 24, 2014 I'm so happy. Link to post Share on other sites
SolidGoldBomb 336 Posted June 24, 2014 Share Posted June 24, 2014 Eh, Marchisio deserved that red. No question. I don't know, he was playing on the ball and seemed like he just misstepped into the Uruguayan. It wasn't like a malicious lunging two footed tackle or anything. Balotelli probably deserved red far more. Well hopefully Suarez gets ejected from the rest of the Cup. Link to post Share on other sites
Jiji 12,608 Posted June 24, 2014 Share Posted June 24, 2014 He raked the player's knee. It's a red without question. Link to post Share on other sites
Dewar 2,409 Posted June 24, 2014 Share Posted June 24, 2014 That's the third time Suarez has bit an opponent during a match. He should be gone for more than just the four possible games left in the World Cup. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
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