RUkered Posted October 21, 2016 Posted October 21, 2016 8 hours ago, J.T. said: Daisy Duke could never be in a video game on my console.. All I would do is order chicken wings and beer and listen to the jukebox at the Boar's Nest while she was on shift. It would be the Vanilla Unicorn all over again but with slightly more clothing. And to clarify, I'm talking 'bout old school television show Catherine Bach / Daisy Duke not the pale Jessica Simpson knock-off. You mean you don't appreciate her superb delivery of "I thank sumthin dun bounced up into mah undercarriage."????? Thanks Jessica, because we all talk like Colonel Sanders down here... 3
Dolfan in NYC Posted October 21, 2016 Posted October 21, 2016 10 hours ago, jstout said: No, we talk more like Foghorn Leghorn. I know I've heard about 60% of these quoted in game chat. 3
J.T. Posted October 21, 2016 Posted October 21, 2016 12 hours ago, RUkered said: You mean you don't appreciate her superb delivery of "I thank sumthin dun bounced up into mah undercarriage."????? MAKIN' THEIR WAAAAAAYYYYYY~! THE ONLY WAY THEY KNOW HOW~! 4
PetrolCB Posted October 21, 2016 Posted October 21, 2016 Goddamn DDoS attack shutting PSN down for the past 9 or so hours. A bunch of other servers as well, and I'm smack dab in the middle of it. Time lapse of the outage: I just want to get online and kill people, why must I be punished!? **edit** Seems like it's fixed.
jstout Posted October 21, 2016 Posted October 21, 2016 I just got out of a room where I chased some dot all over the map because he (and his little sister) pissed me off on the game chat. I dunno how they did it - whether it was two different mics somehow or (most likely) a really good-sounding Kinect connection - but the guy was on the chat at the same time his little sister (probably about 8-9) was singing horribly the entire time. I tracked him down and just began wearing him out with the sniper until he messaged me "please stop." So I messaged back "stop singing." He then told his sister to hush (that's how I figured out it was two of them and not one kid), which she managed to do for about 2 minutes before starting again. So I kept chasing him and killing him. He joined a motorcycle club, I plunged into the four of them and was just laying people to waste except for one dude, who knew his stuff. The kid I was chasing had an incredible knack for being about 500 steps in front of me at all times, and I got tired of chasing him. So I feel like I failed at my objective, which was to teach the kid that the only ones who do any singing while playing GTA is us. 5
RIPPA Posted October 21, 2016 Posted October 21, 2016 We have found a demographic Stout can dominate - 10 year old boys 5
Cristobal Posted October 21, 2016 Posted October 21, 2016 That's a set-up line for something horrible. 5
Robert C Posted October 21, 2016 Posted October 21, 2016 Personally, I can kick the living shit out of people that are away from controller. The rest of em, not so much. 3
AxB Posted October 21, 2016 Posted October 21, 2016 I had a 13 year old beg me not to shoot him while he came up the stairs to see where I was hiding. So, the second time he came up the stairs, he was in passive. He then went off radar and begged me not to shoot him while he left passive, then shot me in the back while I killed his friend for the fifteenth time. The worst part is, he then gloated about it. Eventually they ran, so I chased them. They begged me to stop killing them, so I said "Give me five good reasons I should." They wanted to know what happened to One good reason. I asked if they had one good reason. Silence. So I said "Well, I still need five, I'm a Deathmatch legend". And then they left the game, after I blew their car up again. 2
jstout Posted October 21, 2016 Posted October 21, 2016 In the immortal words of our great mayor, "fuck 'em." I've kicked a 6-year-old's ass after he pissed me off in the game chat. He kept saying "why are you kiwwing me?" It was totes adorbs. You're never too young to learn valuable life lessons. 5
RIPPA Posted October 21, 2016 Posted October 21, 2016 Of course this begs the question why a 6 year old was playing 4
Robert C Posted October 22, 2016 Posted October 22, 2016 1 hour ago, RIPPA said: Of course this begs the question why a 6 year old was playing This. Much as I joke about it, my son ain't playing this shit when he's six.
AxB Posted October 22, 2016 Posted October 22, 2016 My son first played GTA Vice City when he was three. It wasn't my fault.
jstout Posted October 22, 2016 Posted October 22, 2016 He said he was six and he sounded six. Some other guy on the game chat was like "dude, no way this guy's six, he's trolling you." Me: "Don't care." (Explodes dot for 100th time) 4
AxB Posted October 22, 2016 Posted October 22, 2016 Do XBox headsets have built in voice changers, like Playstation ones do?
jstout Posted October 22, 2016 Posted October 22, 2016 Not as far as I know. Glad they don't, that'd get old quick.
RUkered Posted October 22, 2016 Posted October 22, 2016 18 hours ago, AxB said: My son first played GTA Vice City when he was three. It wasn't my fault. Judge: "On what grounds are you calling for a divorce." *lawyer points to AxB's son sneaking up on his mother with a fake sticky bomb made from a shoe box* *judge slams gavel* 3
jstout Posted October 24, 2016 Posted October 24, 2016 Me and the mayor were finishing a mission today and spawned back into the same room. With a Level 26. We gave him a gentle push in the direction of the door. Poor little feller. 3
melraz09 Posted October 24, 2016 Posted October 24, 2016 He hung around 7 or 8 deaths longer than I woulda figured. Then Stout and myself did that Dalm 2 car delivery lamar mission. Its amazing how much easier that was this time. 4
jstout Posted October 24, 2016 Posted October 24, 2016 Message I got last.night from a recipient of an assbeating: "step off my jock." It was late or I would've stalked him into submission. 5
Robert C Posted October 24, 2016 Posted October 24, 2016 5 hours ago, melraz09 said: Then Stout and myself did that Dalm 2 car delivery lamar mission. Its amazing him much easier that was this time. I can't imagine why that would be. Haven't been on the last few days because my son has declared a war on sleep. Hopefully that ends soon. 2
PetrolCB Posted October 25, 2016 Posted October 25, 2016 Massive money wipe today, for all of the dopes with billions of dollars. It's funny reading all of the sadness from those affected on the GTA Forums and Rockstar Social support. The ultimatum, is essentially this; if they catch you again with their new algorithm, they'll wipe out your entire character. Rank, stats, properties, cars etc. Those affected, received this upon signing in today: (not my screenshot, was lifted from GTAF) Bonus: ----- In other news, here's what coming out starting today, through Halloween: https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/news/article/52679/gta-online-halloween-specials-anniversary-bonuses-new 1
Robert C Posted October 25, 2016 Posted October 25, 2016 Hoping they don't go after the Sultan bonds. I've barely kept any money in cash, since I half expected something like this.
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