Big Fresh Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 I got a text alert saying that ESPN is trying hard to take my Renee Young away from me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reed Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 Yeah, ESPN and other networks are impressed with how good she is in WWE and are interested in her. Desperate wrestling fans are now offering them Cole, Josh Matthews and Jerry Lawler and anyone else they want, up to and including Vince McMahon, in her place. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raziel Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 Why are they holding up that sign for the Bullet Club though? How DARE you insult The Shield by insuiniating they can be comfused with the black hole of suck that is Bullet Club. Although I'm kinda digging the idea of Shield beating the piss out of Bullet Club, especially if AJ has fully replaced Devitt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Fresh Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 Yeah, ESPN and other networks are impressed with how good she is in WWE and are interested in her. Desperate wrestling fans are now offering them Cole, Josh Matthews and Jerry Lawler and anyone else they want, up to and including Vince McMahon, in her place. If this whole thing is true, I'd love it if she said "I'll stay if you put me on the Raw announce team". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raziel Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 Yeah, ESPN and other networks are impressed with how good she is in WWE and are interested in her. Desperate wrestling fans are now offering them Cole, Josh Matthews and Jerry Lawler and anyone else they want, up to and including Vince McMahon, in her place. If this whole thing is true, I'd love it if she said "I'll stay if you put me on the Raw announce team". If they don't remove Lawler to put her on there, they're fucking stupid. She's hands down the best broadcaster in the company right now. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Fresh Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 I want Lawler gone as much as anyone, but he's the color guy, Renee isn't. It would be more likely to be JBL, which is a shame because I still like JBL, but Renee is better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dewar Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 If ESPN is actually courting her, she's probably not sticking around, regardless if they make her a member of the ringside broadcast crew. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattdangerously Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 Apparently Jesse Neal actually found somewhere worse than TNA to work: Former war hero and TNA star Jesse Neal, who retired after multiple concussions and left TNA over deciding against being transferred to Louisville to train at OVW, is now working the night shift at a Wal-Mart in Orlando. At least Wal-Mart pays its employees on time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reed Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 Jesse Neal's whole story is just kinda sad. -has a horrific time while he's in the service -goes to TNA and gets a whole ton of concussions because Bubba is an asshole who still has an early '90s mentally about the business.. -gets paid so little he's on food stamps -gets fired by TNA because he can't afford to move to OVW and train -Now works at frigging Wal Mart. Guy would have been way better off if he hadn't gotten involved in wrestling. (Concussions and PTSD? Damn.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reed Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 RE: Renee. Apparently she does love WWE, is dating Ambrose and has a lot of friends there. And, honestly, ESPN isn't really the dream job it's cracked up to be if you believe the stories. Basically, I'm sure a decent pay raise and a higher profile position could ensure she sticks around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Fresh Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 I'd stay for Ambrose alone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cristobal Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 I don't think your titties are good enough for Dean. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 I'd stay for Ambrose alone. If Dean is going to live the gimmick he needs to go with the following simple plan: 1) Tell her to take the ESPN gig 2) Quit his job and move in with her 3) Start showing up at her new work acting like a big shot 4) Get in a fight with Karl Ravich and then run away when John Kruk shows up 5) Hit on Lyndsey Czarniak of course 6) Start trying to get Jonathon Coachman to go into business with him to "take over this place" 7) Freak out when he's told not to come around anymore and tell Renee she's going to have to choose him or them 8) Get dumped by Renee Young 9) Go on a road trip that just happens to take him wherever RAW is that night 10) Try to slide back into a promo by the new tag champs "Rollin' -n- Rainin'" while acting like nothing ever happened 11) Repeat step 7 substituting "her" with "them" 12 Get thrown out of RAW 13) Repeat steps 10 through 12 14) Drunk dial Renee telling her he forgives her and is willing to take her back 15) Get hung up on by Renee Young 16) Be last seen trading cigarettes for lunchablestm outside a local junior high school If he's going to live the gimmick. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cristobal Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 I feel like with all the effort that went into that, I should have laughed more than I did. Sorry, pira 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 no notes. And stop poisoning the like pool. I've got a few days before Waiter returns to collect as many as I can. IT'S FREE LIKE WEEK EVERYBODY!!!!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Fresh Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 Sabin, Daniels, and Kazarian: ROH-bound or Global Force-bound? Is a Motor City Machine Guns reunion in the cards in one of those two promotions or New Japan perhaps? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reed Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 I'd stay for Ambrose alone. ESPN can offer money, prestige and fame...but can they ever match sex with Dean Ambrose on a nightly basis? The question to end all questions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Fresh Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 Ambrose > Olbermann Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 I'd stay for Ambrose alone. ESPN can offer money, prestige and fame...but can they ever match sex with Dean Ambrose on a nightly basis? The question to end all questions. Nightly? Dean's bangs require 24 hours lead time for prep and another 24 to re-set for that kind of activity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reed Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 The (admittedly small) possibility that Renee staying in WWE hinges on how good Ambrose is in the sack amuses me more than it probably should. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomAct Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 Why are they holding up that sign for the Bullet Club though? How DARE you insult The Shield by insuiniating they can be comfused with the black hole of suck that is Bullet Club. Although I'm kinda digging the idea of Shield beating the piss out of Bullet Club, especially if AJ has fully replaced Devitt. Fuck the Shield. Bullet Club actually succeeds in making me want to watch a product. Also, I'll be that guy, I hope Renee takes the ESPN job. She's super talented, and I'm all for good people getting out of this horrible fucking business unscathed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.H. Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 My ideal first episode of GFW IMPLOSION would start with Jeff Jarrett staring up at a hotel ceiling fan and saying, groggily "Memphis... I'm still in Memphis..." My lord the entire 1st year of GFW should be booked like Apocalypse Now! You can even put Don West in the Dennis Hopper role! James 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 Why are they holding up that sign for the Bullet Club though? How DARE you insult The Shield by insuiniating they can be comfused with the black hole of suck that is Bullet Club. Although I'm kinda digging the idea of Shield beating the piss out of Bullet Club, especially if AJ has fully replaced Devitt. Fuck the Shield. Bullet Club actually succeeds in making me want to watch a product. Also, I'll be that guy, I hope Renee takes the ESPN job. She's super talented, and I'm all for good people getting out of this horrible fucking business unscathed. If she's actually dating Ambrose, she's not unscathed...per se. I mean not scathed beyond what a lifetime of Valtrex can suppress. But not unscathed...per se. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reed Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 Have you heard about ESPN behind the scenes though? There's a lot of sexism, inevitable when you've got a company full of mostly men. Not that WWE is the most amazing place ever, but still. I wouldn't rule out she's better off where she is. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomAct Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 By unscathed, I mean desperately selling 8x10's and climbing into bed with guys who wear xxxxxl shirts for money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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