LoneWolf&Subs Posted August 3, 2021 Share Posted August 3, 2021 (edited) I’ve heard people criticize that match, but that is the first time that Kaito has shown any real lick of personality whatsoever. I hope he gets even better out of this. He’s a Tanahashi at the Carnival away from being a major player. Edited August 3, 2021 by LoneWolf&Subs 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Natural Posted August 5, 2021 Share Posted August 5, 2021 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted August 5, 2021 Share Posted August 5, 2021 ...and here is your full match 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEAN Posted August 6, 2021 Author Share Posted August 6, 2021 Crossposted because Atomic Star blows wads of plasma from his skull. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEAN Posted August 9, 2021 Author Share Posted August 9, 2021 Crossposted cuz Jesus Christ, this is a lotta HARDWAY~! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted August 9, 2021 Share Posted August 9, 2021 That fucking headbutt sounded like someone dropping a coconut off an overpass. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Batboy Posted August 10, 2021 Share Posted August 10, 2021 (edited) Blood, blondes, and bells The drive-in meets the squared circle Edited August 10, 2021 by The Batboy 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Natural Posted August 12, 2021 Share Posted August 12, 2021 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Natural Posted August 14, 2021 Share Posted August 14, 2021 Still my Match of the Year. *****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted August 16, 2021 Share Posted August 16, 2021 (edited) Hoi! Looks like a house show death match from FMW that I've never seen. Sasuke + Onita + Tarzan Goto + barbed wire = watch. EDIT: MUST WATCH. This starts off crazy with Shinzaki cutting his head off three minutes in and just builds to a peak AFTER the match is over, as photographers and staff fill the ring while Onita hyperventilates on the mic. Sasuke decides that Shinzaki is not going to out-crazy him by risking castration by barbed wire so he does the Sasuke Special to nowhere right after the pinfall. Even Pogo says "fuck it" and wraps his whole arm in wire to pop guys with. A real gem here. Edited August 16, 2021 by Curt McGirt 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEAN Posted August 17, 2021 Author Share Posted August 17, 2021 A death match in Australia would involve one on those venomous spiders that gets in your boot or a box jellyfish, one would think. Instead, a lot of light tubes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted August 20, 2021 Share Posted August 20, 2021 @Matt D described this on Segunda as a mini-Chicana/MS-1 and that's all I needed to hear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Batboy Posted August 25, 2021 Share Posted August 25, 2021 The Professor bloodies Dusty in his signature chain match 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEAN Posted August 30, 2021 Author Share Posted August 30, 2021 I don't know who these guys are, but one of theme bleeds like a complete freak. MEXICO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted August 31, 2021 Share Posted August 31, 2021 That was bizarre. None of those dudes looked like they wanted to be there, they all moved at half-speed like the heat was killing them, half of the tecnico side is missing for a whole fall, then one of them does an insane dive onto everyone where it looks like he could have shattered his leg. And then it just ends with this preposterous submission out of nowhere! That along with the blood... man. Weird. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEAN Posted September 4, 2021 Author Share Posted September 4, 2021 Wait for it... wait for it... HARDWAY! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Natural Posted September 8, 2021 Share Posted September 8, 2021 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEAN Posted September 8, 2021 Author Share Posted September 8, 2021 Jiminy, Skayde, being a million years old, you might need that blood to stay in your body. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted September 9, 2021 Share Posted September 9, 2021 Putting this here for its bizarre nature. For some reason Verne has flown in Baba and Abby to work a PWF title match in front of a bunch of Chicagoans. They proceed to do a whole lot of nothing in slow motion but Abby blades like six times and absolutely coats the ring in blood. At one point they pan to a lady in the crowd who is totally grossed out. Baba sells like an old man who fell out of bed and is afraid to move. Abby goes back for an elbow and falls through the ropes to count himself out. None of it makes any sense but Baba gets a big pop for some reason. Also, Jumbo wears a shirt that says "JUMBO TSURUTA" in real big letters, I guess to differentiate himself from the other 6'6" Japanese men walking around Wicker Park. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEAN Posted September 9, 2021 Author Share Posted September 9, 2021 This match is fucking awesome. Ciclon Ramirez Jr can conjure a puddle of blood better than Ciclon Ramirez. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thee Reverend Axl Future Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 8 hours ago, Curt McGirt said: Putting this here for its bizarre nature. For some reason Verne has flown in Baba and Abby to work a PWF title match in front of a bunch of Chicagoans. They proceed to do a whole lot of nothing in slow motion but Abby blades like six times and absolutely coats the ring in blood. At one point they pan to a lady in the crowd who is totally grossed out. Baba sells like an old man who fell out of bed and is afraid to move. Abby goes back for an elbow and falls through the ropes to count himself out. None of it makes any sense but Baba gets a big pop for some reason. Also, Jumbo wears a shirt that says "JUMBO TSURUTA" in real big letters, I guess to differentiate himself from the other 6'6" Japanese men walking around Wicker Park. Review of thee Year. It's funny because it's all true; it's true and that's funny. thank you, RAF 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Batboy Posted September 18, 2021 Share Posted September 18, 2021 Blood and sweat fly in a Sekimoto vs Okabayashi hoss fight 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted September 20, 2021 Share Posted September 20, 2021 Soooooo damn carny. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoneWolf&Subs Posted September 20, 2021 Share Posted September 20, 2021 I wonder how old the ones stuck in Jun Kasai’s back are? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elsalvajeloco Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 Moneyball (Ladder) Match: D-Fix (KAORU & Mayumi Ozaki aka OZ) vs. LCO (Mima Shimoda & Etsuko Mita) Let's go through the checklist, shall we? Quadruple juice like it's a Fantastics vs. Sheepherders match? Check. Mima Shimoda tapping an artery like she's known to do on occasion? Check. D-FIX dressed like they just robbed a Rainbow, Citi Trends, and a Forever 21 all in the same day, but only took the clothing and not the money? Check. Absurdly dangerous ladder spots? Big check. Mayumi Ozaki almost coming out of her top four different times? Check. KAORU probably breaking a rib and puncturing a lung because she wasn't expecting to take a big bump? Check. Looks like everything is in order for a crazy, awesome, spectacularly violent match. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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