Everyone seems awfully confident that D-Bry is in this match.

I think he'll attack Rowan or something backstage and take his spot. Until the #30 hits and it's not D-Bry... he's winning, in my mind.

Apparently the Papa Shango thing is an annual troll job that Wade Barrett does.

 

Wow.  So Barrett just did to me what DiBiase would do to the kid dribbling the basketball.  That's actually some decent internet heeling, that fucker.

Barrett needs a Virgil now thanks to you.

God knows Charles Wright's had worse gimmicks.

Batista and Nash taking turns Power Bombing 28 other jabronies in a Power Bomb Show Down is pretty much my dream scenario right now.

 

Wait. No.

 

It would be Batista, Nash, Sid, and Vader bombing all these fucking punks for an hour. And then when they were the final four, all the champions would just come out and give them all the belts in a big pile. 

Its the pre-show, just one comment, not commenting on the show.

 

Oh fuck this.  This isn't starting off well.

Honestly, how the fuck did Jim Duggan get on the pre-show? Did like, 10 other people cancel on them at the last second?

But tell me Drunk Flair wasn't awesome.

But tell me Drunk Flair wasn't awesome.

 

He was pretty tame. I think he was trying really hard not to say anything stupid.

Ah, that's why Hacksaw is there.  He won the first Rumble.

Cena Vs. Bray WM is now confirmed. 

Hey mods he just spoiled the PPV for me in a thread that you're not supposed to be giving spoilers in while the show is going on.  Ban him.

That was....  probably not the reaction they were looking for. 

 

Oof.