Ultimo Necro Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 Draft related- Jim Ross watches Draft Man, Six foot five, two eighty, Sign that big hoss up. 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thee Reverend Axl Future Posted April 25, 2020 Author Share Posted April 25, 2020 Still blue. Still recuperating. Still too lazy to go into the basement. Still sad that wrestling companies want to keep making shows in Pandemika. A real gov't would be leading, not making things potentially worse. Ah, well... --------------------------------------------------- Bought me some Zubaz but took the coward's way out: Black-on-black zebra. ------------------------------------------------- Lawler liked monsters and comics and Elvis, too. He booked to his strengths. ------------------------------------------------ It all comes down to thee Hot Tag - The kids don't know. Watch some Mid-South tapes. ----------------------------------------------- My fave Rick Rude sell was the sore buttocks dance from an Atomic Drop. (04/25/20) - RAF 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobbyWhioux Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 (edited) just tried to dive through plate glass window to escape act of cowardice Edited April 25, 2020 by BobbyWhioux 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SorceressKnight Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 NATURAL BORN KILLER Maim a teenage boy, Throw a man off a scaffold? Denzel has weird friends. 4 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thee Reverend Axl Future Posted April 25, 2020 Author Share Posted April 25, 2020 I forgot to mention in my whinging how much I am digging everybody's contributions. We got ourselves a regular Norton Anthology over here, or at least a beatnik coffee house... - RAF 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 Quarantined at home watching WWE network smoking the reefer 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultimo Necro Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 Veteran does move The crowd chants you still got it clap clap, clap clap clap 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southofheavy Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 This reminds me of one Ol' Stone Cold wrote for his appearance on Singled Out: Short people, tall people. People with glasses. Bottom line is I'll whip all your asses. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southofheavy Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 (edited) FLY HIGH, FREEBIRD Buddy takes beatings P.S. moonwalks down Badstreet Gordy wins the belts Edited April 25, 2020 by southofheavy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southofheavy Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 Taue hits Nodowa Misawa lays on apron Get some new tights, dude Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southofheavy Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 Hogan says "best friend" Lex is sick to his stomach Both are full of shit 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 The Kings of Wrestling Double C Claudio and Chris Hero, oh no 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thee Reverend Axl Future Posted April 26, 2020 Author Share Posted April 26, 2020 We are rolling now, cats. --------------------------------------------------- Wrestling Machine - new category to nerd on. Thank you, Mr. Dean. ------------------------------------------------------ French Catch?!? Sacre bleu! Where has this been all my life? Vive le frog graps! ------------------------------------------------------- Jerry Graham ruined it for the kids, with the blade. MSG riot. ------------------------------------------------------- There once was a Sudani named Abbie, who may appear to be a bit flabby, but give him a fork and some jobber dork, and soon we will all see him get stabby. (04/26/20) - RAF 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(BP) Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 (To the tune of a song by our greatest poet, William Joel.) Eric Bischoff’s dyed hair Number 3 not fair to Flair Toots Mondt, Akbar Dunn’s dad’s burning car King Race’s headbutt Disco Inferno weight cut Chief Jay Strongbow chop Gorilla asking Brain to stop Champ retains in a tie There’s lust in Hogan’s eyes (Chorus) Dave Taylor was The Squire He tagged with Steve Regal That move can’t be legal Dave’s nosering pulled with pliers That gold must weigh ten pounds Keep Lawler out of playgrounds 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobbyWhioux Posted April 27, 2020 Share Posted April 27, 2020 (edited) Savage, Warrior stab friends' backs, but cry when Sid stabs yours? Shame, Hogan Edited April 27, 2020 by BobbyWhioux 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordi the former AEW fan Posted April 27, 2020 Share Posted April 27, 2020 New post on the thread How cool, I might learn something Nope. It's just DZ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted April 27, 2020 Share Posted April 27, 2020 It ain't the Dog's fault. His mother was carryin' him through the desert *BEEP* and left him there to die. He crawled the hot burning sands and the she-wolf came *BEEP* It's not the Dog's fault. It's okay it's okay it's okay 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thee Reverend Axl Future Posted April 28, 2020 Author Share Posted April 28, 2020 Tully Blanchard knew where the ropes were at all times. Shrewd ring general. ------------------------------------------------------------------ Lawler's back yard was Kamala's debut jungle, then he served hot dogs. -------------------------------------------------------------------- Arcane carny lore whispered drunkenly to me: "it's freaks, geeks, and sheiks". ------------------------------------------------------------------- Jeff Hardy Girls love mall punk look, sacrificial ring lamb boy. Walker by fifty? ------------------------------------------------------------------ "Big Van Vader how do you fit on the toilet" - a 9 year old's sign. (circa 2004) - RAF 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thee Reverend Axl Future Posted April 30, 2020 Author Share Posted April 30, 2020 Mr, Referee, you have a midget biting your rump. High antics! ---------------------------------------------------------- Grand Wizard performed his morning ablutions: stretch smoke shave tea laugh. ------------------------------------------------------------ The Jock's eyes bugged out and a warm stain spread out from his crotch: sugar hold. (2005) - RAF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Octopus Posted April 30, 2020 Share Posted April 30, 2020 Hickory dickory Dock New Jack got hit with a clock Have no fear Death is near Jack’s gonna grab his glock. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordi the former AEW fan Posted April 30, 2020 Share Posted April 30, 2020 Kenny Omega Gave too much to a jobber Some folks lost their shit 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thee Reverend Axl Future Posted May 2, 2020 Author Share Posted May 2, 2020 Xanta Klaus climbed up his black sleigh and flew Northward. Bags of broken toys. ------------------------------------------------------------- Old wrestling program, winners circled, subs noted. 2 bucks on eBay. -------------------------------------------------------------- Ian Rotten had me glue his cuts shut because I wasn't (as) drunk. (11/06) ------------------------------------------------------------- The order of skull hardness was an archaic construct, so unwoke. (05/20) - RAF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobbyWhioux Posted May 2, 2020 Share Posted May 2, 2020 quiet as a mouse: hidden as a pirate's gold: Bayley: Year Long Reign. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thee Reverend Axl Future Posted May 3, 2020 Author Share Posted May 3, 2020 Mr.Fuji bows, inscrutably smiling. Salt inside waistband. --------------------------------------- "U.S.A.!" chants give energy to the baby (from Canada - HA!). -------------------------------------- The squared circle is not a place for cowards or mollycoddles' (for Phil Irwin) (2004) ------------------------------------- The dignity of Sailor Art Thomas, the voice of Ladd: fuck the man! ------------------------------------ Ox Baker's false teeth were a better gimmick than DX, for me (true). (2006) - RAF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultimo Necro Posted May 3, 2020 Share Posted May 3, 2020 There once was a wrestler from Nantucket, If you threw a clothesline he would duck it, He wrestled DX, And the midnight express, But only one of them told him to ‘suck it‘ 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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