Death From Above Posted October 11, 2013 Share Posted October 11, 2013 You would have hooked your starting QB like 3 plays into a game? Cool story bro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted October 11, 2013 Share Posted October 11, 2013 It almost is like the Bears are just going to play soft willing to give up tons of yardage just so they can bait Eli into more picks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted October 11, 2013 Share Posted October 11, 2013 Brandon Jacobs is running like this is three years ago Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted October 11, 2013 Share Posted October 11, 2013 It almost is like the Bears are just going to play soft willing to give up tons of yardage just so they can bait Eli into more picksMy fantasy team endorses this plan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted October 11, 2013 Share Posted October 11, 2013 BRANDON MOTHERFUCKING JACOBS!!! God Dammit - why didn't I start him? Its not that my other RBs were any better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death From Above Posted October 11, 2013 Share Posted October 11, 2013 He's really very slow but you can see where he still has a lot of value as a short yardage/goal line guy on that run. Just dragged 3 or 4 guys across the line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted October 11, 2013 Share Posted October 11, 2013 Are rippa's pants off for Brandon Jacobs yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rzombie1988 Posted October 11, 2013 Share Posted October 11, 2013 You would have hooked your starting QB like 3 plays into a game? Cool story bro. It would have prevented the Pick-Six. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted October 11, 2013 Share Posted October 11, 2013 This really seems like another game where it will be - which QB fucks over their team the least Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death From Above Posted October 11, 2013 Share Posted October 11, 2013 This could be one of those 40-32 things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted October 11, 2013 Share Posted October 11, 2013 RUEBEN FUCKING RANDLE!!! Who cares that half the time Eli tries to target you it's picked off!!! (6 passes targeted at Randle have been picked off) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted October 11, 2013 Share Posted October 11, 2013 Waterbrain Bowl is tied! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stennick Posted October 11, 2013 Share Posted October 11, 2013 I'm glad my fantasy opponent has decided to bench Marshall this week. Now I need Forte to step his damn game up. Two picks for Eli, is his starting job safe this year no matter what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted October 11, 2013 Share Posted October 11, 2013 I'm glad my fantasy opponent has decided to bench Marshall this week. Now I need Forte to step his damn game up. Two picks for Eli, is his starting job safe this year no matter what?Yes - they aren't going to start Curtis Painter.Its possible he would be shitty enough to get benched during a game but not to miss a start Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawful Metal Posted October 11, 2013 Share Posted October 11, 2013 Don't the Texans still owe him a shit ton of money? After this season, Matt Schaub will have received all of his guaranteed money. If they cut him, they just have the rest of his pro-rated bonus to pay out, which comes out to $7M or thereabouts. I don't remember my cap shenanigans that well; can't they split that out over a few years? If so, it makes it pretty negligible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Man Known as Dan Posted October 11, 2013 Share Posted October 11, 2013 That flag for two hand touching of the QB or whatever was silly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stennick Posted October 11, 2013 Share Posted October 11, 2013 Manning almost had me believing they would A. win a game and B. he was done throwing picks now with two minutes I would assume Forte will get a few garbage time runs I just need ten more yards or so to feel good about his performance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted October 11, 2013 Share Posted October 11, 2013 Eliiiiiiiiiiiiiii...... It's almost like it was written about him, sadly it's not. Eli, Eli, you can't tell left from rightEli, Eli, your eyes are black and whiteWhy, why, why, why do you smile at me?Oh, why do you smile at me?I've been so cruel, mother of mineI've been so cruel to youSo, why do you smile at me?I've been away for as long as snowI've been missing for yearsSo, why do you smile at me?Why do you smile at me?Why do you smile?Been away for as long as snowI've been missing for yearsLooking for the son of mineHe's been looking for your fearsWhy, why, why do you leave me far behind?Why, why, why do you leave me here to die?Why do you smile at me?Why do you smile? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgundy LaRue Posted October 11, 2013 Share Posted October 11, 2013 Oh no, Ryan. Rippa is gonna to ban you for posting that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted October 11, 2013 Share Posted October 11, 2013 It's just me being silly. His team has beaten mine the last few years. Hell, they'll probably end up blowing mine out this year again knowing their luck. I half expect the Giants to win every remaining game just to spite me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bink_winkleman Posted October 11, 2013 Share Posted October 11, 2013 I've been drinking so I may be overlooking something obvious, but what's the furthest that the season's gone with four winless teams? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted October 11, 2013 Share Posted October 11, 2013 Two acceptable outcomes: Bears win by 9 Giants win Thanks for nothing, Waterbrains Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stennick Posted October 11, 2013 Share Posted October 11, 2013 So the Saints might as well have already clinched the NFC South every other team in their division has one or no wins. Damn. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonL21 Posted October 11, 2013 Share Posted October 11, 2013 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgundy LaRue Posted October 11, 2013 Share Posted October 11, 2013 The coach trying to get a coherent response from Eli makes the photo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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