Sublime Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 I'm in the same boat, I put Wonder Woman waaayyyy too low and All Eyez on Me far too high. But Emoji movie dead last and it's up to 25 reviews and still at 0% so that's looking good for many of us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 12 hours ago, S.K.o.S. said: 10 people put it dead last on their RT list. Only 3 people put it higher than 12th. Damn. I expected it to be shitty but not shittier than shitty Baywatch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.K.o.S. Posted July 28, 2017 Author Share Posted July 28, 2017 Transformers' 15% RT seemed soooo low - and it is - but now it seems like an insurmountable hill for Emoji Movie to climb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spritenaut 32 Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 Ended up seeing Valerian again with one of my kids. I am developing the kind of irrational hatred for that movie that I usually reserve for Sean Hannitty and people who take too long at the mini-mart checkout agonizing over which cigarettes and lotto tickets to buy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 Emoji movie has one positive review (3%). It's from a lady from "Common Sense Media" who gave it a 3 out of 5 for "positive messages" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elsalvajeloco Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 1 hour ago, RIPPA said: Emoji movie has one positive review (3%). It's from a lady from "Common Sense Media" who gave it a 3 out of 5 for "positive messages" I saw that TJ Miller discussed the "feminist agenda" in the film. How do you even fuck up the pandering part? You would think that's the easiest part since it's a film designed 100% to pander to people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.K.o.S. Posted July 28, 2017 Author Share Posted July 28, 2017 UPDATE 12 OF 17 - through July 27 Standings 1 [↑ 3] Elsalvajeloco - 38 points (16/22, tiebreak 0.108)2 [↓ 1] The Unholy Dragon - 38 points (16/22, tiebreak 0.132)3 [↓ 2] _MJ_ - 38 points (22/16, tiebreak 0.311)4 [- 4] Paco - 40 points (18/22, tiebreak 0.157)5 [- 5] The Z - 42 points (24/18, tiebreak 0.315)6 [↑ 11] S.K.o.S. - 42 points (16/26, tiebreak 0.318)7 [↑ 8] caley - 44 points (22/22, tiebreak 0.215)8 [↓ 6] The Erotic Terrorist - 44 points (16/28, tiebreak 0.57)9 [↑ 15] Niners Fan in CT - 44 points (18/26, tiebreak 0.892)10 [↓ 7] J.T. - 44 points (24/20, tiebreak 1.008)11 [↑ 16] DreamBroken - 46 points (22/24, tiebreak 0.105)12 [↑ 14] Lacelle - 46 points (14/32, tiebreak n/a)13 [↑ 17] RossWB - 52 points (26/26, tiebreak 0.068)14 [↓ 10] Rippa - 52 points (24/28, tiebreak 0.132)15 [↓ 9] CSC - 52 points (14/38, tiebreak 0.279)16 [↓ 13] The Natural - 52 points (38/14, tiebreak 0.663)17 [↑ 20] hobo joe - 54 points (20/34, tiebreak 0.181)18 [↓ 12] Sublime - 56 points (26/30, tiebreak 0.365)19 [- 19] JRGoldman - 58 points (34/24, tiebreak 0.098)20 [↑ 22] Phantom Lord - 60 points (18/42, tiebreak 0.259)21 [- 21] Hail Sabin - 64 points (34/30, tiebreak 0.041)22 [↓ 18] King Leonidas of Sparta - 64 points (34/30, tiebreak 1.891)23 [↑ 25] ivpvideos - 72 points (30/42, tiebreak 0.126)24 [↓ 23] Kuetsar - 74 points (34/40, tiebreak 0.735)25 [↓ 24] Ace - 78 points (44/34, tiebreak 0.041)26 [- 26] SorceressKnight - 84 points (24/60, tiebreak 0.193) Box office 1 [- 1] Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 - $345,741,332 (28 days)2 [- 2] Wonder Woman - $330,529,475 (28 days)3 [- 3] Spider-Man: Homecoming - $264,906,805 (21 days)4 [- 4] Despicable Me 3 - $222,699,905 (28 days)5 [- 5] Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales - $154,765,326 (28 days)6 [- 6] Cars 3 - $136,864,500 (28 days)7 [- 7] Transformers: The Last Knight - $125,810,415 (28 days)8 [↑ 9] War for the Planet of the Apes - $108,262,549 (14 days)9 [↓ 8] Baby Driver - $86,363,750 (28 days)10 [- 10] The Mummy - $76,810,270 (28 days)11 [NEW] Dunkirk - $74,706,220 (7 days)12 [↓ 11] Alien: Covenant - $72,185,985 (28 days)13 [↓ 12] Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie - $68,145,793 (28 days)14 [↓ 13] Baywatch - $55,732,692 (28 days)15 [↓ 14] All Eyez - $44,578,273 (28 days)16 [↓ 15] King Arthur: Legend of the Sword - $37,760,563 (28 days)17 [NEW] Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets - $23,826,147 (7 days) Rotten Tomatoes 1 [↑ 2] Baby Driver - 239/253 = 94% (28 days)2 [↓ 1] War for the Planet of the Apes - 215/231 = 93% (14 days)3 [NEW] Dunkirk - 265/286 = 93% (7 days)4 [↓ 3] Spider-Man: Homecoming - 250/271 = 92% (21 days)5 [↓ 4] Wonder Woman - 285/310 = 92% (28 days)6 [↓ 5] Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie - 61/72 = 85% (28 days)7 [↓ 6] Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 - 238/293 = 81% (28 days)8 [↓ 7] Alien: Covenant - 202/286 = 71% (28 days)9 [↓ 8] Cars 3 - 105/155 = 68% (28 days)10 [↓ 9] Despicable Me 3 - 92/151 = 61% (28 days)11 [NEW] Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets - 80/150 = 53% (7 days)12 [↓ 10] Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales - 60/209 = 29% (28 days)13 [↓ 11] King Arthur: Legend of the Sword - 57/200 = 29% (28 days)14 [↓ 12] Baywatch - 34/178 = 19% (28 days)15 [↓ 13] All Eyez On Me - 11/68 = 16% (28 days)16 [↓ 14] The Mummy - 35/230 = 15% (28 days)17 [↓ 15] Transformers: The Last Knight - 26/176 = 15% (28 days) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elsalvajeloco Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 I haven't watched NASCAR and Formula 1 regularly in almost a decade, but I feel like the car in the lead and there was a big crash causing a bunch of caution laps. Now I have to make a decision on whether or not I need to make a pit stop with four laps to go before the race goes back to green. The finish line is in sight, but something stupid might send me to the back. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_MJ_ Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 Emoji movie bombing with the critics. Excellent news. When I ranked it, I thought it would either completely bomb with the critics or be a surprise hit with them. No in-between. I went the predictable route. Emoji movie and Atomic Blonde are the two last big gambles on my lists so I'm feeling okay about them. This year might come down to the tiebreaker though, which I bombed this year. I had DM 3 at 200 million then edited down to 150 million. Ouch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elsalvajeloco Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 Quote The small-scale achievements in this film are a model worthy of admiration; In terms of the balance that can be achieved between creativity and commercialization in a production that seeks to generate family entertainment. [Full review in Spanish] - Juanma Fernández París El Nuevo Día This person clearly had a deadline and said fuck it. Quote Positive messages, but colorful adventure is only "meh." 3/5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spritenaut 32 Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 Y'all are going to be pissed when Valerian inexplicably rises from the dead next week and takes in $202 million domestic. #Itsstillrealtome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niners Fan in CT Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 Okay I'm up to 9th, but I don't think I'm in the money yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 You are not Top 6 or DFL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivpvideos Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 Took the kid to see The Emoji movie. Not great by any means but not nearly as terrible as people have made it out to be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted July 31, 2017 Share Posted July 31, 2017 Fuck. Down to #10. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.K.o.S. Posted July 31, 2017 Author Share Posted July 31, 2017 While I understand that Emoji Movie is supposed to be very bad... it was a wide release playing in thousands of theaters, stars a lot of familiar names, people seem to be talking about it (about how bad it is, but still), it was even the #1 movie at the box office on Friday, and it's only got 40 reviews on RT right now. I'm not complaining, but it's a bit strange. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted July 31, 2017 Share Posted July 31, 2017 8 minutes ago, S.K.o.S. said: While I understand that Emoji Movie is supposed to be very bad... it was a wide release playing in thousands of theaters, stars a lot of familiar names, people seem to be talking about it (about how bad it is, but still), it was even the #1 movie at the box office on Friday, and it's only got 40 reviews on RT right now. I'm not complaining, but it's a bit strange. It's an animated movie and it's a brand new concept, so it's only going to perform but so poorly. It's not like parents are suffering through yet another Ice Age movie. The weather here in MD was shit and there were a lot of people taking their kids to the movies just to get out of the house, so there went the box office that Atomic Blonde might've earned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace Posted July 31, 2017 Share Posted July 31, 2017 6 points away from Xanadu! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted July 31, 2017 Share Posted July 31, 2017 God - all you fuckers getting prizes from me better live in the god damn states 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elsalvajeloco Posted July 31, 2017 Share Posted July 31, 2017 7 minutes ago, RIPPA said: God - all you fuckers getting prizes from me better live in the god damn states I would argue that Arkansas shouldn't be a state but I guess you can say I live in the states. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.K.o.S. Posted August 2, 2017 Author Share Posted August 2, 2017 Next update will be late, because I'm attending the Scenic City Invitational this weekend. Could be pushed back to as late as Sunday night, depending on what I have time for. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted August 2, 2017 Share Posted August 2, 2017 Dark Tower opens in less than 48 hours Doesn't have any reviews yet Oops... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted August 2, 2017 Share Posted August 2, 2017 18 minutes ago, RIPPA said: Dark Tower opens in less than 48 hours Doesn't have any reviews yet Oops... I forget where I saw it, but I read an article that said that Sony was so unhappy with the test screenings that they almost fired Nikolaj Arcel on the spot. Knowing that Sony spent $6 million on reshoots does not give me confidence about the quality of this thing. The short runtime may end up being more blessing than curse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.K.o.S. Posted August 2, 2017 Author Share Posted August 2, 2017 I'm glad to hear signs point to Dark Tower not being good, but I have it dead last on my RT list, which is a very tough sell at this point. I mean it could get 20% and there would still be 5 movies that did worse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted August 2, 2017 Share Posted August 2, 2017 Welcome to the Wonder Woman pain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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